No? Can I read the mind of my mortal enemy?

Pei Jingnian silently turned off the light and left the bedroom.

Next, I registered a forum account and infiltrated it.

At this time, Er Ya's post at the village entrance had been featured on the campus forum, and the number of reposts was growing at an astonishing rate.

[Cloud Shop: But to be honest, going too far can be very uncomfortable and painful, and may even cause future fear of such things, leading to frigidity.]

x indifferent?

[Soda Bubble: +1, most of the others above are just looking for trouble. My ex and I broke up because of this...]

separate?!

[Moon Mailman: I suggest you talk to your boyfriend face-to-face. This kind of thing shouldn't only be enjoyed by the guy.]

[Orange Ocean: Honestly, women still prefer Taiwan, right? Your boyfriend should learn from them; a service-oriented man is truly desirable!]

[Orange Ocean: It's best if you two watch it together, something a little more subtle and beautiful, maybe with a couple of drinks, it might even deepen your relationship.]

[Orange Ocean: To make your experience even better, remember to have your boyfriend use some assistive tools, such as those that make exercise easier and smoother. I won't name specific ones to avoid being reported.]

[270 people, including Salt-type Girl and Soda Bubble, liked Orange Ocean's comment.]

[Soda Bubble: How can Teacher Orange eat so much... I'm saving this.]

[Kirishima Listening to the Wind: Wait... how come you girls have so much experience? Am I the only one here to repeat my senior year of high school?]

A service-oriented man?

Support items?

Pei Jingnian thought it made sense.

Although based on his previous two experiences, he felt that Shi Qiao didn't really need any auxiliary tools, it wouldn't hurt to prepare some.

It's all his fault; he wasn't careful enough.

He failed to notice that his wife was actually not very satisfied.

Fortunately, it was discovered early.

He gave Orange Ocean a thumbs up.

[Erzhu from the village entrance liked Orange Sea's comment.]

Pei Jingnian dialed Tongzhou's number directly.

"What? People are busy eating melons! Ugh, this is so annoying, when is Er Ya from the village entrance going to reply? I'm practically becoming the King of Haste."

Pei Jingnian didn't reply immediately, hesitating to speak.

After holding it in for a long time, his ears turned slightly red, and he finally managed to speak:

"Hey, I have a question for you, about the connections."

*

Half an hour later, Lu Zhou and Pei Jingnian had an epic meeting.

Two handsome men standing in front of an adult sex toy store inevitably attract attention.

Lu Zhou handed the car keys to the valet and took off his sunglasses, hanging them on his collar.

"Old Pei, oh wait, no, Erzhu, have we been waiting long?"

Pei Jingnian narrowed his eyes. "Get lost."

Lu Zhou grinned, "Hey, I kindly contacted the boss to clear the place for you, can't I even call you Erzhu?"

"However, I really didn't expect that even our esteemed top student Pei would encounter difficulties."

Pei Jingnian ignored him and went straight into the store.

The overall design is white, and there are all kinds of styles available.

"Mr. Pei and Mr. Lu, is that right? We have prepared a lounge for you both. Please come in."

Upon entering the lounge, the staff brought out a brochure and opened a PowerPoint presentation. "We will introduce everything to you here. Please feel free to let me know if there is anything you are interested in."

Pei Jingnian hummed in agreement, surprised that offline adult product stores had developed to the point where they offered the same amenities and services as high-end luxury stores.

"First, the normal direction..."

An hour later, the saleswoman was beaming with joy.

The boss in front of me used an extremely simple and crude screening method. As long as he heard keywords such as "female pleasure" or "pleasing women," he would accept the offer without even blinking.

She wished she could add those words to every single item she used; the thought of commissions made her face contort.

"Ahem, the last one is a one-piece pajama set, available in both men's and women's styles. We specially selected a skin-friendly material... (omitted) Sometimes, a hint of something is more stimulating to the senses than complete honesty, so..."

"Buy it." Pei Jingnian, like an emotionless spendthrift, took out his card.

The saleswoman took it with both hands, "Okay, let me check it out for you."

Lu Zhou was resting on the sofa when he finally heard something about clearing things up, and he raised his head.

Silly.

He almost failed to find Pei Jingnian.

There were piles of boxes next to them, all of them packaged and packed.

Pei Jingnian even bought the same items in different colors, even those with the same function.

"Old Pei, are you here to buy goods?"

"I don't know which one Shi Qiao will like, so I'll try them all." Pei Jingnian remained expressionless as he carefully examined the product catalog, afraid that he might have missed something.

"Mr. Pei, the supplies here cost a total of 42910 yuan, and the clothing costs a total of 82170 yuan, for a total of 125080 yuan. We've given you a 8% discount, so the final amount is 100064 yuan. Here is the list for your review."

"If there are no problems, just sign it."

"Because you bought a lot of things, we will send a special car to deliver them to your residence. Please fill in this address form."

"By the way, this is our dedicated customer service representative. If you have any complaints or feedback, please feel free to contact us."

"If you have any questions about how to use it, have forgotten how to use it, or need instructions on how to use it, you can ask our dedicated customer service representative."

"Next time, you don't need to come to the store directly. Just tell our dedicated customer service representative if you need anything, and we will send a specialist to deliver it to you. Please rest assured that it will be clean."

Pei Jingnian hummed in agreement and took out his phone to add a dedicated customer service representative.

As the customer left, several saleswomen stood in a row at the door, watching the big customer depart.

"Welcome to visit us again, sir!"

Lu Zhou silently picked up the sunglasses from his chest, put them on, and stood several meters away from Pei Jingnian, even using a booklet to slightly cover his face.

I don't know him, I don't know him, I don't know him.

*

When Pei Jingnian got home, it was already past three in the afternoon. The delivery person had thoughtfully put everything into the storage room.

After everything was settled, Pei Jingnian felt at ease.

He and his wife could not possibly break up, much less break up because of their sex life.

But we need to take a break for the next couple of days; my wife can't handle the stress and needs rest.

He then took out his phone and picked out a few decent art films.

Everything is ready; all we need to do now is pick a good day…

The bedroom door creaked open.

He turned his head and met Shi Qiao's slightly red eyes.

Her curled eyelashes were wet with tears, clumping together and making her almond-shaped eyes look even more innocent and pitiful.

She stood there barefoot, her fingertips nervously rubbing the hem of her skirt.

"Pei Jingnian..." she stammered, her voice still a little hoarse, as if she had just woken up, "You said...you said you'd prepare what?"

Before Pei Jingnian could speak, Shi Qiao rushed over and hugged him, clinging to him like a koala.

"Don't prepare...no!! And don't pick any auspicious days either, waaaaaah!"

"Ruan Ruan and the others deserve to die, but you can't actually do it... kill them!"

"We can't do anything illegal or disorderly. I don't want you to go to jail, waaaaaah, I don't want to, waaaaah, no..."