A heretical cultivator in Bureau 749, I'm the fiercest at pulling out tendons and skinning peop

Ji Zuodao has been waiting here for his inner demons to fade away, little did he know—

Within Ji Zuodao's spiritual realm, a demon within him is currently in a daze.

This inner demon actually has little to do with Ji Zuodao.

It wasn't Ji Zuodao's original employee; it was assigned from above, with a formal position, government pay, and was a legitimate civil servant in the Demon Realm.

This process is actually quite common.

Some Qi cultivators are exceptionally gifted, with an incredibly clear and bright Dao heart. From the very beginning of their cultivation, they are pure and free from any mental demons.

It belongs to the pure heart of a child who is "unyielding to wind and rain".

These top-tier seedlings have always been highly sought-after by those powerful figures and deities.

At this point, a "mental demon" will be assigned from above, and a process of self-examination will be initiated.

Once this hurdle is overcome, hey, the powerful immortals will be pleasantly surprised to find that this talent is exceptionally compatible with their family's inherited destiny! It's practically a match made in heaven!

Of course, this kind of political vetting is also the most rigorous.

Why?

There are two kinds of enlightened mind.

One type is blessed by God, born with natural talent; they are truly impervious to wind and rain, incredibly solid.

The other type is man-made.

It looks quite shiny and sturdy, but if there's even a crack, or if it gets even slightly damaged, it immediately shatters into pieces with a "crack".

Commonly known as the collapse of one's Daoist heart.

Let's return to Ji Zuodao.

Back then, his three disgraceful tutors had the same idea.

He thought that although his apprentice was cunning and unorthodox, his talent was truly remarkable.

Want to try it?

What if it works?

If someone can create a "clear and enlightened mind" and pass the political review, wouldn't that be a huge win?

If their apprentice becomes successful in the future, the three of them, as masters, will also feel proud!

Just do it!

The three master craftsmen rolled up their sleeves and began the inhumane task of "preemptively seducing Ji Zuodao's inner demons" and "forging his Dao heart."

The specific process is not for outsiders to know.

In short, Ji Zuodao suffered a lot back then and was almost traumatized.

They really managed to trigger their inner demons—

That was Ji Zhengdao later on.

However, what followed was completely out of the control of the three teachers, and it sped off in an unexpected and incomprehensible direction, going completely out of control.

Ji Zuodao, that good-for-nothing, didn't follow the script for the classic storyline of "the struggle between the Dao and the Demon, tempering the Dao heart."

He fucking...

He swore brotherhood with his own inner demon!

They swore an oath of brotherhood and became sworn brothers; all that was left was to hold a banquet and kowtow to each other!

This is...

The three masters were dumbfounded and remained bewildered for several days.

What the hell is going on?

What happened to the promise of loving and killing each other, torturing each other, and ultimately either achieving enlightenment or collapsing?

How did it turn into "Hello, big brother, have you eaten yet?"

No one has gone before.

I doubt there will ever be another like it.

The three masters watched in silence as Ji Zuodao and Ji Zhengdao, arm in arm in the spirit platform, discussed where to raid bird nests that night.

have to.

The "Artificial Enlightened Mind" project failed before it even began.

It ended before it even began.

Cause of death: Both the operator and the experimental subject were not human, leading to an uncontrollable and absurd deviation from the experimental direction.

The scene of the accident was horrific.

The inner demon is currently in a daze within my mind.

He held in his hand the newly issued transfer order, written clearly in black and white on paper—

Ji Zuodao, male, nineteen years old, with excellent physical attributes, is suspected to be a potential candidate for "Tongming Daoxin".

He was ordered to go to his spirit altar immediately to conduct a standard heart-to-heart interview process and perform a preliminary political background check.

The signature was stamped with a bright red seal bearing the inscription "Heart Demon Division" with ripples of the Heavenly Laws.

He's familiar with the process.

It also has transfer orders.

And the location was indeed the right one.

Ji Zuodao's spiritual platform, that's right.

But the scene inside this spiritual platform...

The inner demon craned its neck, looking left and right, the more it looked, the more uncertain it felt, and the colder its spine became.

This is fucking...

Is this the spiritual platform that illuminates the mind and guides the Way?

Are you kidding me?!

Regardless of whether it is a genuine innate Daoist heart or a false enlightenment created by human effort.

Anything associated with these four words must be completely clean, bright, and clear, as if it had just been soaked in disinfectant.

Not to mention dust, even bacteria must be Gram-positive!

But what about this place right now?

Greed, anger, ignorance, pride, and doubt—he has them all!

Not only is it complete, it's practically overflowing!

That greed was as thick as undissolved asphalt, sticky and gooey all over the ground;

The anger burned so intensely that even the edges of his mind turned black.

Delusion has solidified into colorful soap bubbles, floating everywhere. If you poke one, it pops with a "pop," releasing a vulgar, obsessive smell.

This air quality is so bad, even the most discerning air quality company would issue a red alert!

How could this be the spiritual platform of a potential immortal being?

This is clearly the happy home of some old demon or evil cultivator!

The inner demon was pounding with anxiety, beginning to seriously doubt whether it had wandered onto the wrong set or whether the assignment system had malfunctioned, placing it in some inappropriate place.

It forced itself to remain calm and then looked at it carefully again.

Upon closer inspection, it almost blinded me!

Deep within the spiritual platform, which was filled with the five poisonous and turbid energies, there was actually... a completely different world!

A three-story luxury villa with a garden and swimming pool rises from the ground, its European style and marble columns standing out brightly against the dim background of Lingtai!

In front of the villa, there was a sports car with sleek lines and paint so smooth it reflected your image; its design alone suggested it was expensive.

Next to the villa, there was an outdoor swimming pool with sparkling water that was crystal clear. There were even beach chairs and parasols by the pool!

This is fucking...

The inner demon felt that his career, which had lasted for so many years, had been hit by an unprecedented blow.

Villa? Luxury car? Swimming pool?

Is this some kind of spiritual platform or a resort?!

Which inner demon is treated so outrageously?

Did the Heavenly Court allocate special funds for it?

Or did it engage in a side business and become corrupt?!

Just as its worldview was being brutally attacked and it began to doubt its own existence as a demon—

Its gaze swept over the small white coffee table by the pool.

On top, there were several small squares, exquisitely packaged.

The inner demon took a closer look and almost crashed on the spot!

Peace...peace...peace...

Condoms?!

It's still an ultra-thin, refreshing style with a textured finish!

no……

This damn inner demon, this lonely "demon" dwelling in my mind, what the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?!

This model is practically useless even for personal entertainment!

Lingtai is a place where their inner demons reside.

But it was also quite knowledgeable and experienced, and had never heard of any inner demon being like this.

Shouldn't they all be twisting, crawling, and uttering meaningless whispers in the dark corners of their minds, diligently fulfilling their sinister duty of leading people astray?

How the hell are they living such a decadent and extravagant life?!

Even it gets envious... no, I mean angry!

Suddenly, I felt that my status as a civil servant with a "permanent position and a government salary" didn't seem so appealing anymore.

Compared to the treatment this colleague receives, I'm practically a beast of burden!

Damn it, this isn't a background check or a moral vetting session.

This is like accidentally wandering into the Heavenly Palace!