A heretical cultivator in Bureau 749, I'm the fiercest at pulling out tendons and skinning peop

No sooner had Ji Zuodao and his group left than three people sneaked over.

It was those three from the Southwest Branch.

The one leading the group was a petite and sweet-looking Miao girl, wearing a modified 749 costume embroidered with intricate silver patterns. She was quite pleasing to the eye.

But at this moment, the expression on that sweet little face was absolutely priceless.

Looking at the empty stone pot in front of her, which was still bubbling away, and the scattered pieces on the ground, she was so angry that her little chest heaved and she stomped her foot hard!

"Damn it! They got away again!"

The sound was crisp, but the gritted teeth inside could be heard from two miles away.

"Ji Zuodao! That bastard Ji Zuodao! That filthy scoundrel! That pervert!"

She got angrier and angrier as she spoke, and her eyes started to redden. It wasn't because she felt wronged, but because she was holding it in, and she was also a little scared.

How can I not be angry?

Just now, she used a secret method to connect her mind with the carefully cultivated "Jade Tracking Gu"!

Shared vision, interconnected senses!

Good heavens, the Gu worm had just silently crept up to Ji Zuodao and the others, and before they could even take a second look, two twig chopsticks "whoosh" and "lightning" swished over it!

Immediately following was a mouth that rapidly approached, baring white teeth, and growing larger in her "eyes"!

"Awoo—"

Suddenly, everything went black.

Then came a series of teeth-grinding, scalp-tingling "crunch" sounds, and the eerie sensation of insect shells shattering and juices bursting, all transmitted back through a secret connection, making it feel like you were right there!

Although it was only a very faint sensation, the feeling... was so damn eerie! So disgusting!

Now, whenever she closes her eyes, Ji Zuodao's handsome face and his gaping maw flash alternately in her mind, and the psychological trauma is almost covering her entire sea of ​​consciousness!

"Damn it! When a normal person discovers a Gu worm, wouldn't they immediately kill it or use magic to break it?! Who would just shove it into their mouth?! Chew it! Savor its taste?! I painstakingly raised this Jade Gu for three years! Was it for you to enjoy as food?! Huh?!"

The Miao girl became more and more agitated as she spoke, her face turning bright red, and tears welling up in her eyes. It was hard to tell whether she was distressed by the Gu worms or simply frightened.

"I actually thought this kid was handsome and decent-looking, and I was even considering whether to give him a love potion, drug him, and tie him up to take back to our village!"

She gritted her teeth, indignant and filled with lingering fear:

"Thank goodness we haven't made a move yet! That bastard, he looks like he's no good!"

"So ruthless, so heartless, eating bugs without even blinking! If I really took them back, wouldn't they abuse me every day? I'm not going to suffer like that!"

The two male investigators from the Southwest Branch listened to their colleague's furious, tearful outburst. They exchanged a glance, their lips twitching uncontrollably. They wanted to laugh but dared not, struggling to suppress their laughter.

Deep down, they all breathed a long sigh of relief.

Good heavens...

They've finally given up!

Thank God!

Our branch's star, she's good in every way—beautiful, capable, but she has one flaw—she's obsessed with looks!

It's a terminal, incurable case! Plus, she has a slight yandere tendency!

From the moment she first saw Ji Zuodao's devastatingly handsome face from atop the Kunpeng, this old lady's eyes never left him!

He would secretly whisper to them, saying things like, "This kid is really something," and "It would be so prestigious to tie him up and make him a bandit chieftain."

She actually pulled out a small notebook and started scribbling and drawing, drafting things like "Thirty-Six Strategies for the Medicine-Transferring Healer," "Precautions for Bundled Transportation," and "Preparations for the Wedding Process Back to the Village"...

The meticulous planning and the unconventional thinking made them both terrified and their scalps tingle!

After much persuasion, they managed to temporarily suppress her restless heart by arguing that "the competition is more important" and "we should take our time to plan."

Now it's all good!

Ji Zuodao brought this upon himself by swallowing the girl's precious Gu worm in one gulp, shattering all her fantasies in the most hardcore and sanity-draining way!

From "dream lover" to "domestic abuser," it only takes one bite.

This time, Ji Zuodao singled himself out of his own merit, and incidentally saved a girl who might have gone astray, as well as the nerves of the two of them who were on the verge of collapse!

Of course, on the other hand...

Even if the girl doesn't give up, they'll risk being resented by her and find a way to ruin things!

Who is Ji Zuodao?

That's a ruthless person who can eat with their stomach, use a showerhead as a magician, blow up airplanes at will, and eat live worms! They're so evil they're practically bubbling with malice!

This beautiful flower in our branch office, though she has a few minor flaws, is at least a good comrade with impeccable credentials!

How could she possibly get together with Ji Zuodao?

Wouldn't that be like a beautiful flower stuck in a septic tank?!

The two of them were internally ranting and raving, but they had to keep a straight face and try their best to look united in hatred.

"Exactly! Sister is right! That Ji Zuodao is a scoundrel!"

"That's insane! Sister, let's not get angry. It's not worth getting upset over someone like that! Let's team up and teach him a lesson on the island!"

The Miao girl sniffed and nodded fiercely, "Yes! Deal with him! Deal with him to death!"

Once her emotions had calmed down a bit, her gaze involuntarily drifted towards the stone pot that was still steaming slightly.

An investigator next to him also squatted down, leaned closer to the pot, sniffed, and carefully examined the remaining soup and scraps in the pot. His eyes widened instantly, and he gasped!

"Hiss—good heavens!"

He pointed at the pot, his fingers trembling slightly.

"Is this some kind of Tai Sui meat? And this, Blood Bodhi! Lingzhi! Jade Bamboo Shoots! Holy crap, this bright red, juicy stuff... is it a Vermilion Fruit? Right?!"

Another investigator also came over, looking at the century-old Ganoderma lucidum that had been carelessly broken into small pieces, his heart ached so much that his face scrunched up in pain:

"What a waste! This is absolutely a waste of resources!"

"If these treasures were handed over to the master alchemists in our bureau, carefully refined and combined with auxiliary ingredients to make pills, how powerful would they be?"

"They just ate hot pot like that?! Like they were cooking cabbage and radishes?!"

He became more and more excited as he spoke, recalling how hard he had worked, even to the point of exhaustion, to exchange for a few better-quality Vermilion Fruits.

I spent several months completing tasks and accumulating enough contribution points to exchange for it. I usually don't want to use it, so I save it for crucial breakthrough moments.

And look at these bandits in Jinghai...

Good heavens, they use it as hot pot ingredients! Just like mutton hot pot, they throw slices into the pot one by one! And they just throw away whatever they can't finish!

Comparing people is a recipe for disaster, comparing goods is a recipe for throwing them away!

This is fucking heartbreaking, so heartbreaking!

The investigator, who was squatting down, didn't speak, but his Adam's apple bobbed uncontrollably.

His eyes were fixed on the pot of milky white broth, which, though a little cold, was still fragrant and brimming with spiritual energy. He then glanced at the precious natural ingredients that had been wasted beside it.

There was a full three seconds of silence.

He looked up at the other two, his gaze somewhat unfocused, his voice low and tentative, carrying a complex mix of emotions: "I know this thought is pathetic, but I just can't control myself."

"Um... Sister, brother..."

"I was saying this soup looks pretty thick... and there seems to be quite a bit of meat and vegetables left in it..."

"The people from Jinghai ran away, and they're just leaving this pot here, what a waste..."

"How about...how about we..."

He didn't finish his sentence, but his meaning was already quite clear.

The other two, along with the Miao girl who was still sulking, all stopped in their tracks, and their three pairs of eyes simultaneously focused on the sinful stone pot.

The sea breeze carried the strange, rich aroma lingering from the bottom of the pot, an aroma that seemed to take your soul out of your body, relentlessly wafting into your nostrils.

Gudong.

Someone swallowed hard.