A heretical cultivator in Bureau 749, I'm the fiercest at pulling out tendons and skinning peop

Ji Zuodao subtly winked at Dog Master at the edge of the crowd.

Right now, Doggy is disguised as an ordinary passerby, blending in with the investigators and pretending to be someone else.

Seeing Ji Zuodao's look, he immediately grinned and nodded knowingly.

No need for words, a single glance is enough.

Ji Zuodao, that kid, was raised by Dog Master from a young age, watched over him, carried him around, and even beat and kicked him.

To be honest, the moment this kid sticks his butt out, I can tell what kind of poop he's going to take—whether it's dry or runny, or whether it's stuffed or not.

Dog Master quietly took a few steps back and disappeared into the shadows of the woods. He used some kind of illusion, and his figure became blurry.

When it came out again, it had lost its human form and reverted to its obnoxious, dog-like appearance.

But upon closer inspection, something seems different—

Its ears are a bit pointed, its tail is tucked in, and its fur is darker. At first glance, it really does have a bit of the wolf's charm.

"Alright, here's the job!"

Dog chuckled to himself, scratched the ground with his paw, and like a wisp of black smoke, silently slipped into the swarm of monsters opposite him, finding an inconspicuous corner to squat down.

The show is about to begin.

Dog King shuffled over to the giant wolf leader, who was pondering how to gracefully end the situation, and lowered his voice, his tone filled with righteous indignation:

"Boss! Boss! Take my advice, we can't just back down like this!"

The alpha wolf was already annoyed when this wolf, who seemed to have appeared out of nowhere, interrupted it, and gave it an irritating glance.

Dogman continued to fan the flames, practically spitting out words:

"Think about it! Don't you usually treat your precious spiritual herb like it's going to fall if you hold it in your hands, or melt if you keep it in your mouth? Do you treat it like your own flesh and blood?"

"But what about these hairless monkeys? Good heavens, they stole it, and they even ate it as they ran! Like they were chewing on a giant radish! Is this wasteful? This is a slap in our face! It's like they're shitting on our necks and then asking us for toilet paper!"

"If you ask me, this can't just end like this! Half? Bah! Every single one of them, kill them all!"

"With so many brothers like us, why are we afraid of a hundred or so monkeys? Let's just go for it!"

Dog Lord deliberately didn't lower his voice too much when he said this, and many of the surrounding monsters heard it.

"Yes! This brother is right!"

"We can't let them get away with this!"

"My Wannianxia... Waaah... Get it back! We have to get it back!"

Some short-tempered and relatively simple-minded monsters were immediately incited and joined in the shouting.

The alpha wolf felt a wave of disgust at what the strange wolf had said. It turned its head and looked Dog Master up and down suspiciously.

Especially when you see Dog's tail, which, although tucked between his legs, is still uncontrollably wagging its tip rapidly in small movements...

The alpha wolf was secretly wondering:

Who is this?

Do I have such a wolf under my command?

Why does it look so dog-like?

Given the current situation, the alpha wolf really doesn't want to fight.

Just now, those monkeys suddenly seemed to have gone mad; their auras surged up, and their eyes turned green, making it feel quite uneasy.

If we really go head-to-head, even if we win, our side will suffer heavy casualties, which is not worth it.

"Shut up, you son of a bitch..."

The alpha wolf was about to reprimand the dog-like wolf that had appeared out of nowhere, telling it to shut up and stop causing trouble.

Right at this critical juncture—

Among that group of hairless monkeys across the way, one of them shouted:

"Damn it! What are you looking at! A bunch of hairy beasts and long-haired animals! You want to lay a hand on me? Try touching one!"

The voice was ethereal and it was impossible to tell who it was.

But this provocation is too over the top!

The alpha wolf's heart skipped a beat; he knew something was wrong!

Sure enough, the dog-like creature next to it perked up its ears instantly, reacting with lightning speed, and barked back at the top of its lungs:

"Try it! You think you can get away with that?!"

The voice on the other end shouted, "Brothers, did you hear that? They're about to attack! Grab your weapons!"

Dog Lord roared to the sky amidst the horde of monsters: "Brothers! Fight them! Awooo—!!!"

That roar of "Awoo!" was like a spark falling into a pot of boiling oil amidst the restless horde of monsters.

"Awooo—!!"

"roar--!!"

Many simple-minded monsters instinctively started howling, and began pawing at the ground with their hooves and claws.

Although the other races of monsters didn't fully understand, they saw that the wolves had charged, the rabbits had hopped, and the rhinoceroses had begun to lower their heads and flash their horns...

What are we waiting for? Let's go for it!

"Holy crap?! Wait! What's going on?! Who told you to rush in?!"

The alpha wolf's eyes nearly popped out of its head, and it spun around in a panic, waving its paws wildly.

"Stop! All of you, stop the fuck! Ouch, don't hit me!!"

late.

Once the torrent of demonic beasts is unleashed, how can it be stopped by a couple of shouts?

The investigators on the other side were also momentarily stunned.

But seeing the horde of monsters charging towards them, raising dust and exuding murderous intent, who had time to ponder the cause and effect?

"Damn it! They dare to make the first move, a bunch of ingredients?!"

"Fuck him!"

"I absolutely have to try roasted wolf penis today!"

"Spicy rabbit head! My spicy rabbit head, don't run away!"

A mixture of passion, anger, and an instinctive craving for "nutritious ingredients" instantly ignited the fighting spirit of all the investigators.

It's unclear who made the first move, but a beam of light slammed into the horde of monsters.

Immediately following were spells, fists and feet, weapons, roars, screams, and the howls of monsters...

It's completely outrageous!

The standoff that had been barely maintained shattered instantly.

Ji Zuodao nodded in satisfaction.

Well, the art of igniting a fire is all about timing and technique, plus a tiny bit of ear-piercing noise.

See, it's already on fire!

And it's burning quite vigorously.

But in this valley—

On the left is the investigator, his spirit gleaming, his magical artifacts shining.

On the right is the allied forces of demonic beasts, baring their teeth and emitting gusts of demonic wind.

The area in the middle became a hot pot, completely exploding with boiling water and oil!

First look at the sky, a dozen silver-feathered eagles swooped down, creating streaks of wind blades.

Looking down at the ground, it was even more lively.

The twenty-odd giant wolves were the main force, charging around recklessly thanks to their thick hides and tough flesh.

Those tens of thousands of rabbits with bloodshot eyes were an even more spectacular sight!

One is nothing, but there are so many of them!

Like a gray tide, it surged up with a "whoosh," grabbed the investigator's leg, and started biting, its teeth clicking loudly.

The iron-armed ape leaped and bounded among the tree branches, and when it saw a lone creature or one with its back to it, it would pounce down and smash down with its fists as big as bowls, accompanied by the whooshing sound of wind.

The armored rhinoceros is the most reckless. With its head down and hooves pawing the ground, it rumbles forward like a small tank.

The investigators were no pushovers either; after all, they were all top young people from their respective branches, and they had plenty of tricks up their sleeves.

Those with superhuman strength could swing their arms wide and, with a dull thud, knock a wolf that pounced on them off balance, sending it howling and rolling to the side.

Some were nimble and agile, flitting among the wolves like butterflies, their short blades aimed at joints and vulnerable spots—insidious, but effective.

Those from families with a long tradition of martial arts and who possessed family heirlooms could no longer keep their secrets.

The small seal grew rapidly in the wind, transforming into the size of a millstone, and crashed down with the might of a mountain.

A flying sword transformed into a streak of light, weaving through the horde of demonic beasts, targeting vital points;

Some even pulled out a gourd, uncorked it, and blew out a black wind that blinded the monsters.

The entire valley was filled with a mixture of spiritual light and demonic energy, and roars and screams.

Dust, fallen leaves, shattered sparks, splashes of unknown liquid... all mixed together, the smell was indescribable.

The once clearly defined battle lines are long gone.

We're intertwined, completely mixed up like a pot of eight-treasure porridge, and the kind that's burnt.

Ji Zuodao wasn't worried at all about what kind of trouble these investigators might cause.

As I said before, everyone who managed to infiltrate this island is a top-notch member among the younger generation of each branch bureau!

Don't be fooled by the fact that my cultivation level is currently suppressed to the Spirit Sea Realm by the secret realm; the horde of demonic beasts opposite me looks quite intimidating.

In reality, who among us doesn't have a glorious record of fighting opponents of higher levels?

In their own words, for Linghai to fight Linggong is as easy as having hands.

The most outstanding ones, like that guy from the Xiliang branch who's known as the Little Tyrant, dared to go toe-to-toe with a Dharma Aspect Realm expert while only being at the Spirit Palace Realm, and could even hold his own for a few rounds without collapsing.

Goodness, the quality here is roughly equivalent to an ordinary person with a mortal body withstanding a full set of military-style punches from a Gundam without breaking down.

That's enough for him to brag about for the rest of his life.

The battle unfolded exactly as Ji Zuodao had predicted.

It's completely one-sided.

The demon beast alliance, which had been baring its teeth and looking menacing just moments before, was now being beaten so badly by the investigators whose eyes were gleaming green and whose mouths were dripping with suspicious crystalline liquid.

The few most ferocious giant wolves were quickly surrounded by three or five investigators with gleaming green eyes.

"Hey! Be gentle! I want that fur! I'll make a wolfskin rug!"

"Damn! You're ruthless! Keep that wolf whip for me! I'll soak it in liquor!"

"Soak it in alcohol my ass! This stuff has to be roasted! Sizzling and dripping with oil!"

A pack of giant wolves were pinned to the ground, howling and struggling as they listened to the hairless monkeys discussing whether their manhood should be braised or roasted.

But these bastards are really ruthless, and they work together perfectly, targeting joints, weaknesses, and points of demonic power.

In no time at all, the once majestic giant wolf was reduced to twitching food lying on the ground.

Those tens of thousands of rabbits fared even worse.

A single one isn't much of a threat, but when there are many of them, they can be quite annoying when they swarm in.

"Damn it! This is so annoying! There are way too many rabbits!"

"Stomp on them! Stomp them all flat!"

"Don't step on it! Spicy rabbit heads! It's all spicy rabbit heads! Hey, you stepped on my foot!"

The investigators shouted and used their hands and feet, their ideas flashing through their minds.

The rabbit couldn't bite through the protective aura of the Spirit Sea Realm cultivator; its teeth snapped loudly, leaving only a few white marks on its trouser leg.

Instead, an impatient investigator casually swiped at them, and they all collapsed.

The alpha wolf was completely bewildered and no longer had time to figure out where that dog-like thing had come from.

It watched helplessly as its own seemingly unstoppable charge was utterly routed and left crying for its parents in the blink of an eye.

run?

Where to run?

Just as he turned to slip away, he was blocked from the left and right by two investigators whose movements were as fast as ghosts.

"Where are you going, Wolf Bro? You're already leaving before you've even finished your buffet? That's pretty disrespectful!"

"Exactly! Since you're here, you're a guest. You should at least leave some local specialties before you leave!"

The scene completely turned into a one-sided "ingredients" harvesting event.

In fact, even the investigators themselves were a bit confused.

"Wait... why did we suddenly start fighting with them? Didn't the tension ease up before?"

"I don't know! Who cares! We've already started!"

"Exactly! We've already fought, we can't let these good things go to waste!"

"That's right! It's a buffet, after all, all about finishing everything on the plate! Don't be shy, guys!"

Well, now even the initial confusion about why we were fighting is gone, and we're purely immersed in the joy of a bountiful harvest.

Ji Zuodao watched from afar, his wicked smile deepening.

That's right, that's the effect I wanted.

They fought without thinking, divided the spoils happily, and after they were done fighting, they took everything and left nothing behind. Who still cares about that little bit of trouble from the beginning?

Muddy waters are where you can fish, right?

This is--

A bloodcurdling scream shook the heavens.

The investigator's mouth was drooling.

Punch the bald wolf of Nanshan.

Kick the spicy rabbit from Beihai.

The wolf king covered his head and begged for mercy with tears streaming down his face.

The rabbits scattered and panicked.

Ji Zuodao smiled, his eyes narrowing as he folded his hands.

This fire is brilliantly lit, perfect for catching fish in muddy waters.

Someone else will take the blame, and everyone can watch the show.

That's so despicable it's outrageous, but I feel really good about it!