A heretical cultivator in Bureau 749, I'm the fiercest at pulling out tendons and skinning peop

A question mark appeared above Ji Zuodao's head, and he immediately clicked on the video.

The shot appears to be taken from a very high angle, so the image is a bit shaky, but clear enough.

The backdrop is the majestic, verdant, and mist-shrouded Ailao Mountains.

At this moment, the once clear sky above Mount Ailao was now filled with demonic energy and flashing lights!

The seventy-two demon kings, who usually appeared dignified and each held their own territory, were now fighting each other without any regard for their image!

The White Ape Demon King, wielding a towering iron rod, swung it with great force, engaging in a ping-pong battle with the Black Bear Demon King, who had revealed his half-demon form and bared his fangs.

He was still cursing under his breath: "Old Black Bear! You want three? You'd better fly to the moon! Little Ji's unit only has thirty people in total!"

"That unfilial son has torn down my cave three times already! I don't care! At least two more!" The Black Bear Demon King slapped the iron rod away, his roar like thunder.

On the other side, the Azure Phoenix Demon King revealed its magnificent true form, flapping its wings and sending thousands of azure feathers shooting like sharp arrows at the circling Crimson Flood Dragon Demon King:

"Brother Jiao, your son already got a job in a state-owned enterprise last year, why bother competing for this 749 position?"

The crimson dragon spewed flames that melted the azure feathers, and coldly sneered, "A state-owned enterprise is a state-owned enterprise, and 749 is 749! One more position means one more path! My son is capable of being in two places at once!"

Further away, the Xuan Turtle Demon King huddled inside its giant shell, letting the sharp claws of a Winged Tiger Demon King scrape against it, sending sparks flying, while it roared into its phone:

"Grandson! Quick! Go to the mountaintop! Bring up our family's heirloom, the 'Eternal Azure Sky Sword'! Yes! Go now! Use it to exchange for a government position!"

Meanwhile, on the main peak, the demon princes and their offspring, who had originally just been watching and cheering on their fathers and mothers, found themselves, unsure of which side had made the first move.

"It's one thing for your dad to steal a government job, but why are you pushing me?"

"So what if I pushed you? I was standing here first on this hill!"

"Hey! You dare use sorcery? Sisters, beat him up!"

"For the sake of the official position! Charge!"

Well, the younger ones started fighting too.

In an instant, demon kings in the heavens were engaged in a chaotic battle, while lesser demons on the ground were fighting amongst themselves.

Magical weapons clashed, demonic arts flew wildly, roars and shouts rang out, and feathers and scales danced together.

The scene was truly spectacular, with gongs and drums resounding, firecrackers exploding, red flags waving, and demonic mountains and seas of monsters.

The entire Ailao Mountain area was in complete chaos... no, it was like a volcanic crater of spicy hot pot! And it was the extra spicy kind!

The video was only a little over a minute long before it abruptly ended.

Finally, the image freezes on one frame:

The White Snake Demon King's enormous white snake tail accidentally brushed against the Golden Toad Demon King, who was secretly sending a message to his son saying "Bring a generous gift quickly!" The golden toad, along with his phone, was sent flying, transforming into a golden shooting star in the sky...

Ji Zuo said: "..."

He silently exited the full-screen mode and looked at the empress's subsequent message: a laughing emoji with her hand covering her mouth, along with a voice message.

Clicking on it reveals the Empress's soft, languid, and gloating Wu dialect:

"See? Just because of your thirty units, the Ailao Mountains almost had to be re-divided. Little Ji, your influence is bigger than the sky."

Ji Zuodao swallowed hard, suddenly feeling that the thirty woven fabrics in his hands were a bit too hot to handle.

Before he could reply to the Empress's message, a new WeChat message popped up with a "ding".

It was a list that tagged all members, and specifically tagged Ji Zuodao.

The list contained thirty names, followed by parentheses indicating the names of their parents.

The White Ape Demon King's family had two members, the Black Bear Demon King's family had one, the Azure Phoenix Demon King's family had one, the Crimson Flood Dragon Demon King's family had one, and the grandson of the Black Tortoise Demon King's family was prominently listed. Even the son of the Golden Toad Demon King, who had been flung away, squeezed in...

No more, no less, exactly thirty.

With its luxurious lineup and powerful background, it can be described as a concentration camp of "princelings" in the demon world.

Ji Zuodao stared at the heavy list and remained silent for a full ten seconds.

That's incredibly efficient.

It seems the battle has been decided.

In a physical sense.

He wiped away non-existent cold sweat, opened the input box, and carefully considered his words.

At this point, drawing a big, round, fragrant, and futuristic pie in the sky is the art of leadership.

@All members

List received! Welcome everyone, brothers and sisters! (Applause.jpg)

"Also, please rest assured, all you demon kings! Those who didn't get their turn this time, please don't be anxious or upset!"

"Our Demon Management Department is just getting started! This small staff is just an appetizer!"

"Once I lead our elite team to make a name for ourselves in Jinghai, solve a few major cases that have shocked the city, and achieve outstanding results, I'll hand over the record of achievements, and then I'll go to the bureau chief, slam my fist on the table, and demand official positions! Funding! Resources!"

"I, Ji Zuodao, am here to say something to all of you uncles and elders: today's staffing is just the beginning. In the future, our Demon Management Section will have three hundred! Three thousand! It's not a dream! As long as we all think in the same direction and work together, we will have staffing, we will have a future, and everything will be great!"

"By then, I guarantee that every one of our brothers and sisters in the Ailao Mountains will have an official position and a government job! Everyone will be a civil servant!"

His words were full of enthusiasm and a bright future, painting a large and round picture of the future, sprinkled with sesame seeds.

He glanced at the thirty glittering names of "Nth generation demons" on the list, then thought about the lingering demonic aura above Mount Ailao, and stroked his chin.

"Hmm... if I can really achieve great merit, getting a higher rank might not be a bad idea?"

First, lay out the pie in the sky and stabilize the basics.

As for whether it will be just wishful thinking or actually baking pancakes in the oven?

Let's see if Ji Zuodao can lead this group of prodigies to stir up trouble in Jinghai and truly carve out a place for himself.

If he had the chance, he would gladly bake the pancakes and share them with everyone.

He's not like those unscrupulous bosses who just talk the talk but don't walk the walk.

After all, if these brothers really came, they would be the real fighting force of his Demon Management Department, the foundation that allowed Ji Zuodao to gain a foothold in Jinghai.

Being good to them is being good to yourself.

He understands this principle.

Seeing that the list was finalized, Ji Zuodao felt extremely relieved.

He quickly took out his phone and created a new WeChat group with a very down-to-earth name: "749 Demon Management Department: A Loving Family".

Then they brought in all eighty newly recruited "prospective investigators," regardless of whether they were foxes from the Empress's household or demon princes from various caves in Ailao Mountain.

Goodness, as soon as all of them came in, the group chat exploded instantly.

The notification sounds, like firecrackers going off during Chinese New Year, filled the air.

The first to pop up were, of course, those fifty fox spirits, whose IDs were incredibly diverse and vying for attention:

【Su Xiaoxiao】, 【Hu Bugui】, 【You Su Shi Ajiu】, 【Tail Tip a Little Red】, 【Tonight We Eat Chicken】...

The speed at which messages flood the screen is dizzying.

[The tip of her tail is a little red]: "You little rascal! I missed you so much! (flying kiss) (flying kiss)"

[Su Xiaoxiao]: "Daodao! When can I report for duty? I've packed my luggage three times already! (Looking aggrieved)"

[Tonight's Chicken Dinner]: "Little Jiji! Look at me! My fur is the softest to touch! I can even warm the bed!"

[Hu Bugui]: "Shut up, you slut in front! I prefer quiet! Like me (dignified.jpg)"

[Su Shi Ajiu]: "Everyone move aside! I want to cuddle with the little rascal first!"

Ji Zuodao had just typed "Hello everyone" when his message was instantly drowned out by the foxes' enthusiastic, increasingly risqué greetings and emojis.

He stared at the increasingly explicit and lewd words flashing across the screen, feeling a sweat bead on his forehead and unsure where to put his fingers.

These little foxes are getting bolder and bolder, and their words are becoming increasingly unrestrained.

If outsiders who didn't know better saw this, they would think that Ji Zuodao had created some kind of shady work group.

He quickly sent a built-in "shut up" emoji and added a voice message, deliberately putting on a stern face and displaying some of the authority of a "section chief".

"Quiet down, everyone! What kind of behavior is this?! This is a work group! Observe the rules! Anyone who posts inappropriate content will have their performance bonus deducted!"

Unfortunately, it was of no use.

The foxes were silent for about three seconds.

[PUBG Mobile Tonight]: "Even Little Jiji's cursing voice sounds good! (Obsessed)"

[Su Xiaoxiao]: "What's performance evaluation? Can I exchange it for delicious food?"

[The tip of the tail is a little red]: "I'll just button it up then, but first I'll show Xiaodao my newly dyed tail tip! (Photo)"

Ji Zuo said: "..."

Well, these old ladies are completely hopeless.

He simply gave up on treatment, sent the basic information form that needed to be filled out to the group, @all members, and kept it concise:

"Fill it out quickly! Those who finish, come over via the teleportation array at Caiyun 749 Branch Office the day after tomorrow morning! I'll send you the address!"

The other group members were much more normal; at least they spoke like normal people.

[Black Wind Cave - Xiong Meng]: "Received, bro."

【碧波潭-蛟玉儿】：“Yes, Section Chief~”

【Moyun Cliff - Diao Shisan】: "+1".

……

The group chat became lively for a while.