A heretical cultivator in Bureau 749, I'm the fiercest at pulling out tendons and skinning peop

"You kidnapped Zhao Lingling?"

Ji Zuodao stomped on Hou Mi's chest with his boots, the sound so cold it could scrape off two ounces of ice.

"It was the president and vice president's idea! It has nothing to do with me, boss!"

"Really! Boss! I'm just a messenger! Please understand!"

At this moment, Hou Mi no longer cared about maintaining appearances as the deputy secretary-general; his face was covered in snot and tears, and he was wailing at the top of his lungs:

"They're both about to break through! Monsters who break through their cultivation level get struck by lightning! That Zhao family girl has a medicinal spirit body that appears only once in a thousand years. If we capture her and refine her into a great pill, she can withstand at least thirty bolts of heavenly lightning! Who wouldn't be envious!"

Ji Zuodao smacked his lips.

Well, it really is Zhao Lingling.

He was completely convinced.

Is this girl a reincarnation of Tang Sanzang? Everyone, demon or not, wants to take a bite.

How many times has this happened, damn it?

Counting on my fingers, it's been three times already.

So, all the monsters and demons in the entire capital city, if they have any ambition, have to kidnap her once to complete their KPIs?

The Zhao family patriarch had indeed approached him before, all tearful, saying that all the Qi cultivators in the family had gone out on business, leaving only his daughter in Jinghai, and he was really worried about her, so he asked Ji Zuodao to give her a ride to and from school every day.

Ji Zuodao figured he had to patrol the streets anyway, so it was just a side trip.

In addition, Qiqi also needs to go to school. Taking care of one is the same as taking care of two, and it's not much trouble, so I agreed.

Later, when that strange domain was broken, all the Qi cultivators from the Zhao family returned in droves, and Ji Zuodao no longer needed to be a full-time driver every day.

However, when patrolling the streets, he would still habitually circle around the Baicaotang area a couple more times.

It was purely that girl's unlucky constitution that triggered a professional reaction.

"When the hell did you guys start targeting her? Tell me!"

Ji Zuodao, too lazy to waste any more words, went straight to the main course.

He leaned forward slightly, staring into Hou Mi's pupils, which had shrunk to pinpoints with fear. He pressed his tongue against his palate and softly uttered a sound.

The next moment—

"Buzz—!"

An invisible and intangible sound wave, yet extremely sharp, pierced Hou Mi's ear canal like a red-hot iron rod, shooting straight into his brain!

The ear-piercing sound was deafening!

This thing is a genuine soul attack; at full power, it can make a person's soul and spirit dance on the spot, answering any question. It's incredibly effective.

The downside is that it's too powerful; at full power, it can easily turn a person into a complete idiot who can only drool.

Normally, delicate tasks like questioning are left to Dog Master to slowly extract information using his telepathic abilities.

But with Dog Lord not around right now, Ji Zuodao has no choice but to be a bit rough.

As for whether this guy surnamed Hou will become an idiot?

What's it to him!

In Ji Zuodao's eyes, this grandson was just a disposable item, something to be used and then thrown away.

"Heh...heh..."

Hou Mi was struck by the demonic sound, his whole body stiffened abruptly, his eyes rolled upwards, revealing large patches of eerie whites, drool uncontrollably dripped from the corners of his mouth, and his expression instantly became dazed, as if his soul had been ripped away.

"We've been eyeing this for a long time..."

His mouth was open, his voice wavering, each word escaping his lips:

"At first, we didn't dare to take direct action for fear of being exposed, so we brainwashed a hedgehog demon..."

"Make her believe she's a remnant of the Ascension Sect, then lure her to harm the Wang family, using the Wang family to get Zhao Lingling out..."

"Then our people will intercept her halfway, steal Zhao Lingling away, and let the Hedgehog Demon and the Wang family take the blame while we reap the benefits..."

Ji Zuodao frowned upon hearing this.

Damn, what business is it of yours here? It feels like you're everywhere.

"And the result?" he asked coldly.

On Hou Mi's blank face, an extremely absurd expression appeared, a mixture of lingering fear and grievance:

"I didn't expect your 749th Bureau to react so quickly..."

"They called in an entire regiment of troops! Tanks and planes came! They surrounded the Wang family's residence like an iron barrel!"

"They're bombarding the ground! Thermobaric bombs are raining down! Boom! Our brothers who were hidden underground, ready to intercept... they're gone without even a sound... they probably won't even know what happened until they die..."

His voice was trembling with tears:

"The association was terrified and didn't dare to show its face for a long time, fearing that you would follow the clues and take it down..."

Ji Zuodao couldn't help but shudder when he thought of the blazing sun that day.

Should!

I'll teach you to play dirty tricks!

"And then what? How did you dare to reach out again?" he continued.

"Later, the president and the others still wouldn't give up. That medicinal spirit was too tempting, but that investigator from your Moonsea District..."

At this point, Hou Mi's expression became extremely strange, as if he had been constipated for ten years:

"That guy is a complete lunatic!"

"Either he'll slack off for days on end, disappearing without a trace; or he'll be like he's on steroids, wandering the same street a dozen times a day! There's absolutely no pattern! You can't predict him at all!"

"We've been watching him for months, but we still can't figure out when he's patrolling the streets or when he's slacking off... We haven't caught him once!"

Ji Zuo said: "..."

He silently touched his nose.

Cough... During that period, I think I was the patrol officer of the Moon Sea District.

If I'm in a good mood, I'll take a longer stroll; if I'm in a bad mood, I'll go home and sleep—how ​​the hell can you blame me for that?

Hou Mi continued:

"Recently, the Moonsea District has had two new investigators. They are very well-behaved, and their patrol schedules are like a school bell. They are different from the previous lunatic."

"The association finally saw another opportunity, and seizing the moment, they acted immediately..."

"You're the fucking crazy one!"

Ji Zuodao was enraged upon hearing this, and raised his hand to slap her across the face again!

"Snapped!"

Hou Mi's head lolled to the side after being slapped, and blood trickled from the corner of his mouth, but his eyes still looked dazed.

Ji Zuodao shook his hand, but his mind was already deep in thought.

No wonder...

After the Wang family incident, Uncle Liu went back to the bureau and searched through the files until he pulled out a lot of hair, but he still couldn't find out who this so-called "Aunt Bai, a remnant of the Ascension Sect" was.

Logically speaking, a shaman at the Dharma Aspect Realm should be a well-known figure anywhere; there's no reason why such a person shouldn't exist.

So they weren't remnants of the Ascension Sect at all!

He's just an unlucky hedgehog spirit who's been brainwashed and thinks he's a remnant of an immortal!

The Wang family was truly wronged. Kidnapping Zhao Lingling would have at most resulted in the deaths of a few people, but because of this fake remnant of the Ascension to Immortality, most of the family was implicated.

Ji Zuodao smacked his lips, looked down at Hou Mi on the ground with a blank look in his eyes and drool running down his face, and then thought of Zhao Lingling's unfortunate appearance, who had been tied up three times.

After all that, this girl was kidnapped three times right under the noses of our 749th Bureau, causing complete chaos—

The whole thing was orchestrated by your Monster Protection Association?

You guys are pretty loyal, huh?

Ji Zuodao squatted there, looking at Hou Mi on the ground with his eyes glazed over and drool dripping from his mouth, and the flames in his heart surged up.

accurate.

I'm so fucking annoyed.

In his eyes, Zhao Lingling was like a giant ginseng root that he had been growing in his backyard for years—

Before the benefits even reached their own fields, those scoundrels outside had already grabbed a piece of the pie!

This is frustrating enough.

What's even more infuriating is that these bastards actually dared to mess with his fox!

That idiot Wang Fugui is still lying in his hometown groaning. He's been given a new body, and he'll have to start all over again with all his cultivation. Just thinking about it makes me angry.

These two messy accounts are piled up together, and it's a fight to the death.