A heretical cultivator in Bureau 749, I'm the fiercest at pulling out tendons and skinning peop

To be honest, these two lovable creatures, the tabby cat and the panda, actually have a real talent for live streaming.

We've finally found the right path.

Not only can ordinary people navigate these platforms successfully, but even internal live-streaming platforms run by Qi practitioners are thriving.

There's no way around it; the inherent conditions are just too formidable.

One is the giant panda, a national treasure. Just sitting there, hugging a bamboo, without doing anything, the traffic skyrockets.

After all, these days, who can resist a black and white glutinous rice ball that looks simple and honest but is actually quite clever?

The other is the tabby cat, which has already left an immortal legend in the online world with its pair of "astonishing" and "gifted" testicles.

This gimmick and the buzz it generates are incredible. Many body-refining cultivators are privately inquiring about it, wanting to know what it usually supplements with.

At this moment, in the exclusive live broadcast room of the Qi Refining Platform, the two monsters were kneeling side by side. Oh no, the panda was sitting, and the tabby cat was squatting. The tabby cat's squatting and sitting were practically the same now, as it had its own stool.

The two monsters faced the camera, their cries of pain so heartbreaking that they moved anyone who heard or saw them to tears.

"Fellow Daoists, fellow demons, you have no idea... that Demon Protection Association is truly despicable! They oppress the good and commit all sorts of evil!"

At first, the two of them remembered the "outline" that Ji Zuodao had given them, and they spoke about it in great detail.

What kind of forced collection of protection money, threatening to smash up your stall if you don't pay;

What kind of coercion forced weak demons to sign indentures and work for free in black mines?

What kind of illegal trade in demon materials is this, treating demon lives like dirt...?

Each and every detail—the time, the place, the evidence, even the supporting evidence—seems incredibly real.

At first, the viewers in the live stream were skeptical, but as more and more concrete evidence emerged, the tide turned.

"Damn! I didn't know the Demon Protection Agency was this shady?"

"I knew they weren't good people, but I never imagined they were this awful!"

"Fellow Daoists, it seems my cousin's third aunt's husband's neighbor's watchdog was taken by them! They haven't been able to find it!"

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost right, the two monsters got carried away with their acting, and with the already crazy modified lines given by Ji Zuodao, the two of them inadvertently let loose and had a complete blast.

"They...they don't even spare an eighty-year-old sow!"

The panda, clutching bamboo, tearfully protested, its dark circles soaked with tears, "They forced me...forced me to have a cub! They didn't give me maternity leave! Where is their evil nature! Where is justice?!"

The chat was silent for a moment.

Immediately afterwards, a string of "???" floated by.

"Wait a minute, what's going on with that old sow? It sounds pretty real up ahead."

"An eighty-year-old sow... isn't this a bit too avant-garde?"

The tabby cat and the panda exchanged a glance, their hearts pounding. Oh no, they'd gone too far with their story, gotten themselves into a mess.

But the arrow was already on the bowstring, and it had to be released; even if it hurt, I had to keep crying.

At this slightly awkward moment, a golden, glittering comment with VIP-level special effects slowly floated across the center of the screen:

[“Jinquan Mountain · Zhu Ganglie”: I testify! Fellow Daoist Panda is right! I am that poor eighty-year-old sow! Those damned bastards from the Demon Protection Association, seeing my good physique, insisted I had the bloodline of some ancient Heavenly Canopy and wanted to capture me for breeding! I swore to resist to the death, and they… they… this is an irreconcilable enmity! Thank you both for speaking up for me!]

Cihuamao: "???"

panda:"!!!"

The two demons nearly popped their eyes out.

What?! Someone actually identified with this? We just made this up! We didn't arrange anything like this!

Before they could figure it out, this golden barrage, which was like a "guide," exploded instantly, just like pouring a bucket of cold water into a pot of boiling oil!

Little Whirlwind: I can testify too! The Demon Guards snatched the Qingfeng Jade Pendant that my grandfather left me! They said they'd keep it safe, but damn it, it just disappeared!

Benboerba: They forcibly seized the obsidian from our pond, and if we didn't give it to them, they would electrofish! My third uncle was electrocuted and knocked unconscious during that time, and a passing fisherman picked it up and made soup from it!

……

Goodness, just a moment ago there were only a few scattered doubts or pieces of evidence, but now it's an explosion!

The barrage of comments, in red, yellow, blue, and green, with all sorts of bizarre demon race IDs, was like a flood bursting its banks, filled with tearful accusations!

Some lamented being forced into buying or selling, some recounted being violently coerced, and some detailed how they were extorted and robbed...

Although it contains a lot of secondhand information such as "I heard", "my cousin", and "my neighbor".

But that sense of shared hatred and deep resentment cannot be faked.

The live stream's popularity skyrocketed, with so many comments that the two streamers' faces were almost invisible.

The tabby cat and the panda were both dumbfounded.

Only then did they begin to appreciate the flavor—

So the Monster Protection Association has really done a lot of bad things over the years, offending a huge number of victims!

However, in the past, this organization was powerful, and everyone dared not speak out against it, so they could only keep their grievances to themselves.

Now that a demon has taken the lead and fired the first shot, breaking through this barrier, all the resentment, fear, and anger that had been building up for years have found an outlet and have all erupted at once.

Guns in hand, come with me!

The two demons immediately felt more confident and straightened their backs.

We're not making this up entirely! It's more like artistic exaggeration! Yes, necessary artistic embellishment to expose the darkness!

Seeing that the time was almost right, the tabby cat cleared its throat, wiped its face with its paw, and its expression instantly changed from grief and indignation to boundless respect and gratitude:

"Fortunately! Justice prevails, and retribution is swift! A just and upright official has arrived in Jinghai!"

The panda immediately stepped in, its voice loud and clear, full of hope:

"That's right! Just yesterday, Ji Zuodao, the section chief of the Demon Management Section of the 749th Bureau of Jinghai, personally led a team to sweep through the Demon Protection Association with overwhelming force, capturing all its leaders! The Demon Protection Association is finished!"

The tabby cat's voice was full of emotion:

"The esteemed officials of the Demon Management Department are truly wise and benevolent, loving their people like their own children... no, they love their demons like their own children! Since their arrival, the sky over Jinghai's demon realm has turned blue! The air has become sweet! We no longer have to live in fear and anxiety!"

The panda nodded emphatically, sincere tears glistening in its dark circles: "The Demon Management Department—they are our reborn parents, our guiding lights! They are our guardian angels!"

That flattery was so smooth and sincere, it flowed effortlessly.

However, the barrage of comments in the live stream suddenly stopped, as if it had been choked.

The atmosphere, which had just been one of intense anger and shared hatred, cooled down rapidly, as if a bucket of ice water had been poured over it.

A few scattered comments floated by:

"Uh... Demon Management Division? It doesn't seem much better than the Demon Protection Association, does it?"

"Exactly, all crows are black, it's just the same old wine in a new bottle."

"Who knows if the jackals just left, and now tigers and leopards are here?"

"Wait and see, wait and see cautiously."

"The heavens? A guiding light? I just don't believe it..."

The doubts were undisguised, even tinged with sarcasm.

It's no wonder these monstrous viewers are watching.

The Monster Protection Association is indeed a bad thing, but the original Monster Management Section, under that bastard surnamed Wei, didn't have a much better reputation either.

Extortion, bribery, bullying the weak and fearing the strong—these were commonplace occurrences for them.

In the minds of many monsters, these two places are a black market inn and a den of thieves, respectively.

The tabby cat and the panda were a little dumbfounded; this wasn't what they had expected.

This scene wasn't in the script! The boss didn't teach us how to handle awkward silences and questions!

The two demons stared at each other, wide-eyed, unsure how to respond.

Are we supposed to change the lines on the spot and say, "Ahem, what I just said doesn't count. The Demon Management Department is actually just average."

When Boss Ji comes back, he'll definitely pluck them bald!

Just as the atmosphere of the live stream was about to hit an awkward low, and the tabby cat was so anxious that it wanted to lick its testicles to calm itself down—

Another, even more dazzling, golden-light-studded, rainbow-colored barrage, complete with platform-wide broadcast sound effects, exploded in the center of the screen, briefly drowning out all other comments:

[“Live stream next door! Hurry! The Demon Management Division is conducting on-site enforcement, raiding the Demon Protection Association's headquarters! Pictures and proof included! Real live stream!”]

This comment was like a thunderclap in the dead of night.

It's like throwing a bucket of gasoline into a fire that's about to go out.

After a brief silence.

"Whoosh—!"

"Holy crap! Really?"

"Dot-connection! Dot-connection!"

"Holy crap! It really is!"

"Make way! Make way! Let me see!"

"Let's go together!"

The barrage of comments, which had been stagnant just moments before, exploded again in an instant, and this time it was more intense than ever before!

Countless viewers flocked in following the link.

The tabby cat and panda eyes watched as the popularity of their live stream room plummeted like a deflated balloon.

The two demons were not angry at all; instead, they breathed a sigh of relief and gave each other a high five from a distance.

mission completed.