The Prodigal Son

"Duke Wei, something terrible has happened! The Thirteenth Young Master has been imprisoned!"

"Damn it! Who dares to throw my grandson into prison? Guards, bring me my knife!"

"Duke of Wei, don't be impulsive! It was the Thirteenth Young Master who, provoked by Lü Si, dared to expose the imperial edict. The Empress, who was traveling incognito, tried to stop him, but he not only refused but also clashed with her. In the chaos, he even delivered a 'monkey stealing peach' to the Empress..."

"That damned beast! Why doesn't he just get struck by lightning?!"

"He was struck by lightning, but not killed! That's why he was thrown into the dungeon..."

……

The Great Ning Dynasty, the Heavenly Prison.

Qin Yu was very unhappy when he woke up.

Isn't it just taking a tall, leggy freshman to the top of the science building to fly a drone he made himself?

It's not like we've broken any divine laws!

He was struck directly by a bolt of lightning, which hit this crazy, reckless playboy.

The imperial edict ordering the Empress Dowager to prepare a birthday banquet that was impossible to complete was to be torn down.

Hmm... that's not a big problem.

But molesting that female demon is truly a death sentence!

That was a female demon who ascended the throne at the age of fourteen and killed hundreds of ministers in six years!

Legend has it that on that day, the Empress, wielding two watermelon knives and riding on her fiery wheels, hacked her way from the imperial court to outside the palace, causing chaos and darkness. She ultimately won the MVP title in the Great Ning Dynasty's Emperors' Beheading Contest with a record of beheading eighteen people.

Nowadays, many ministers have to tell their families about their final affairs before going to court!

Playing monkey stealing peaches with this female demon?

My new account is about to be deleted?

I'm only eighteen!

"call……"

Qin Yu let out a long breath and was about to light a cigarette to calm his nerves when he froze, just like a cat that wanted to lick its testicles but suddenly realized that its testicles had been gnawed.

Qin Yu glanced at the shackles on his hands and reluctantly lowered them.

I must find a way to see the Empress to save my life!

But now I'm locked up in the dungeon!

If you tell the jailer you want to see the Empress, that bastard won't even give you a second glance!

Just as Qin Yu was thinking about how to meet the Empress, he suddenly heard footsteps.

Looking up, they saw Lü Si, dressed in a brocade robe, walking towards them led by the jailer.

Qin Yu pondered for a moment, then his eyes suddenly lit up.

Lü Si was the son of Lü Chunqiu, the Minister of Justice, and a notorious playboy, but he had always been at odds with him.

He and Lü Si can basically be considered the "Sleeping Dragon and Phoenix Chick" of the imperial city.

He was spurred on by Lü Si to take down the imperial edict.

Kidnap Lü Si and try to get a chance to see the Empress!

Almost instantly, Qin Yu made up his mind.

"Hey, isn't this Thirteenth Young Master? He was quite arrogant the day before yesterday, what happened to him?"

Lu Si arrived at the prison gate and looked at Qin Yu inside with schadenfreude.

"Thirteen" is Qin Yu's nickname.

Those who know him call him "Thirteenth Young Master".

"none of your business!"

Qin Yu feigned weakness and said listlessly, "Let me tell you, I'm incredibly strong right now, so don't bark at me like a dog!"

"How dare you!"

The jailer roared angrily.

"It's alright!"

Lu Si raised his hand to stop the jailer, "It's not worth arguing with a dead man!"

"Yes, yes!"

The jailer nodded obsequiously, then gave Qin Yu a fierce glare.

"Try yelling at me again!"

Qin Yu immediately retorted fiercely, panting heavily as he growled, "Once I get out of here, I'll kill you!"

"Get out? You don't actually think your grandfather can save you, do you?"

Lu Si sneered, "I forgot to tell you, your grandfather already pleaded with my elder sister last night, and she said that, considering the Qin family's contributions, she might grant you a proper burial!"

It's okay, I'm here for you!

Qin Yu thought to himself, then looked at Lü Si with disdain, "Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself in the mirror? You have absolutely no relation to His Majesty, and you call yourself the Empress Dowager's sister? Even the Empress Dowager's dog is closer to His Majesty than you are!"

Empress Dowager Guo was not the biological mother of Empress Zhao Luan!

Lu Si's mother was only a cousin of the Empress Dowager.

Does he even deserve to be called "Imperial Sister"?

Lu Si's face stiffened, he glared at Qin Yu with hatred, then pulled a bellyband from his sleeve with a smug look, and lewdly held it in front of his nose for an epic-level breath-in, even showing an intoxicated expression.

Qin Yu felt a chill run down his spine and immediately started cursing: "I've heard for a long time that you and your stepmother were having an affair, but I never expected that you, you dog, would actually carry your stepmother's undergarment with you all the time. Calling you a pervert is too kind of you..."

Qin Yu unleashed his full power, bombarding Lü Si with a barrage of vulgarities.

Qin Yu also insulted Lü Si's ancestors for eighteen generations.

Anyway, whatever sounds the worst and whatever can provoke Lü Si, that's what we'll do.

Lu Si knew Qin Yu was good at cursing, but he didn't expect Qin Yu to be this good at cursing.

Under Qin Yu's relentless barrage of foul language, Lü Si's anger finally crossed the line. Completely forgetting his original purpose, he gritted his teeth and roared at the cell boss, "Open the cell door! I'm going to teach this bastard a lesson today!"

Lu Si was furious!

That bastard!

It's one thing for them to speak ill of me normally, but now that I'm about to die, how dare they be so arrogant?

It's impossible to quell his hatred without pulling out that bastard's teeth!

The jailer said solicitously, "Leave the discipline of this little rascal to me! Don't get Young Master Lü's hands dirty."

"Open!"

Lu Si's face was full of ferocity, as if he wanted to devour someone.

Qin Yu almost burst out laughing, and continued to provoke him, "Don't try to scare me! Even His Majesty hasn't touched me, if you, this piece of trash, dare to lay a finger on me, my grandfather will beat you to a pulp!"

We'll kidnap him the moment he bursts in!

Although his predecessor was a complete weakling due to his innate incomplete meridians, he was still a member of a martial arts family and a solid third-realm cultivator...

Uh, never mind!

Let's not even mention the martial artists of the third realm.

This world is a place where martial arts flourish. Although people can't fly, their martial arts strength is comparable to that of martial arts novels from my previous life.

Those three grandmasters from Ningguo who stand at the pinnacle of martial arts are truly capable of taking on a thousand opponents single-handedly!

A warrior at the third realm is only slightly stronger than an ordinary soldier; there's really nothing to brag about!

But that's enough to deal with Lü Si!

"Open it quickly!"

Lu Si was even more furious and just wanted to slap Qin Yu's foul mouth to pieces.

The jailer dared not delay and quickly opened the cell door.

Qin Yu was secretly delighted and immediately made preparations.

Unaware of Qin Yu's thoughts, Lü Si rushed in the instant the jailer opened the cell door.

Just as Lü Si raised his leg to kick, Qin Yu dodged to the side.

It's now!

The next moment, Qin Yu suddenly raised the shackles in his hand and strangled Lü Si's neck, dragging the struggling Lü Si back to a corner of the prison.

The jailer's expression changed drastically. He suddenly drew his sword and roared with a fierce look, "Release Young Master Lü!"

"If you dare take one step forward, I'll strangle him!"

Qin Yu revealed a set of gleaming white teeth, then used Lü Si's body to shield himself and retreated into the corner.

The jailer abruptly stopped. "Qin Yu, let's talk this out! If you kill Young Master Lü, the entire Qin family will be exterminated!"

"Do you think I'm easily intimidated?"

Qin Yu scoffed, "Call me 'Dad'!"

"you……"

The jailer glared at Qin Yu and suddenly gripped the knife in his hand tightly.

"You're not going to call me that, are you?"

Qin Yu grinned and immediately tightened the shackles.

As the shackles tightened, Lü Si's breathing became rapid, his eyes bulged outwards, his face turned a liverish color, and his legs bounced like a chicken with its throat slit.

Seeing that Qin Yu was serious, the jailer was terrified.

If Lü Si dies.

I'm definitely going to die!

"Father! Father..."

The jailer demonstrated remarkable resilience, saying, "Dad! Let's talk this out!"

"That's a good son!"

Qin Yu smiled with satisfaction and stated his condition: "I want to see His Majesty!"

"impossible!"

The jailer refused without even thinking.

This is the Heavenly Prison!

If the Empress finds out that he secretly released Lü Si into the Heavenly Prison, he will definitely suffer the consequences.

"Are you being insensible again?"

Qin Yu tightened the shackles slightly again, then nudged Lü Si with his knee. "Do you think I dare to drag you down with me?"

Lu Si shuddered in fear, his face contorted with rage as he roared, "Go and report to His Majesty immediately! Hurry! If I die, your entire family will suffer the consequences!"

Lü Si was terrified!

Qin Yu is now a mad dog, capable of anything!

"well!"

The jailer, suppressing his fear, reassured him, "Young Master, please don't do anything rash! I... will take you to see His Majesty immediately!"

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

Qin Yu sneered, "So you'll try to ambush me as soon as I leave here, is that it?"

"No, no..."

The jailer shook his head repeatedly, cursing inwardly that this bastard wasn't stupid after all.

"Don't try to outsmart me!"

Qin Yu glared fiercely at the jailer. "Please, Your Majesty, come to the imperial prison! Tell Your Majesty that I can help her resolve her troubles!"