Courtyard House: I fish in the heavens, a professional bird abuser.

Just as Jia Zhangshi was getting into the middle of her rant, she felt as if a small insect had bitten the back of her neck. It was a little itchy and had a strange chill.

She subconsciously reached into her collar and scratched, muttering to herself, "...Serves him right for being childless! Even in death, no one will care..."

"belch!"

An unusually loud fart, accompanied by a distinct gust of air, burst forth from behind Jia Zhangshi without warning! The sound was deep and drawn-out, appearing particularly abrupt in the relatively quiet courtyard of the early morning!

Qin Huairu, who was washing clothes by the pool, froze.

The gossiping aunties nearby immediately fell silent, turning their heads in unison to look strangely at Jia Zhangshi, who was standing at the door with her hands on her hips.

Jia Zhangshi herself was stunned. Her cursing stopped abruptly, and a hint of confusion and... embarrassment flashed in her triangular eyes.

The air seemed to freeze for a second.

Immediately, an indescribable, terrifying odor, a mixture of strong rotten egg smell, putrid protein stench, and some indescribable sewer odor, spread out from Jia Zhangshi like a biological bomb that had been detonated!

"vomit--!"

The middle-aged woman who was closest to the stench was downwind and took the brunt of it! The stench hit her olfactory nerves like a solid iron fist! Her face instantly turned from red to white and then to green. Her stomach churned, and she could no longer hold back. She bent over and began to dry heave, and the enamel basin in her hand fell to the ground with a clatter.

"My God! What... what is this smell?" The middle-aged woman next to her covered her mouth and nose tightly, her eyes watering from the fumes, her voice distorted, and she kept backing away.

Qin Huairu also felt a strong wave of nausea and vomiting; the taste was simply beyond the limits of human endurance! She looked at her mother-in-law in horror and subconsciously took two steps back.

Jia Zhangshi herself could smell it; the stench was the most terrifying thing she had ever smelled in her life! Her old face flushed red, and her triangular eyes were filled with astonishment and a hint of panic. This fart... it was too powerful! She felt a churning in her stomach, as if her intestines were being twisted into a pretzel by an invisible hand! An irresistible, volcanic eruption-like pressure was frantically assaulting her fragile excretory outlet!

"I...I..." Jia Zhangshi wanted to explain, wanted to curse, wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into! But the surging force didn't give her any chance to think!

Pfft—pfft pfft pfft pfft—!

A series of sounds, like high-pressure water jets or leaking air from a broken bellows, burst out from behind Jia Zhangshi!

This isn't nonsense! It's a real, out-of-control, liquid jet!

Deep yellow, viscous, and reeking of hellish stench, the runny excrement, like a mudslide bursting its banks, instantly breached Jia Zhangshi's thin cotton trousers! The filth, fan-shaped, shot backward with astonishing force and speed!

"ah--!!!"

An older woman who was standing a little closer, bent over and dry heaving, was the first to be hit! Thick, hot filth sprayed like cannonballs onto her trouser legs, shoes, and even a few drops landed on her terrified face!

"Oh my god!!!"

"Help me—!!!"

"Jia Zhangshi pulled up her pants pocket!!!"

A piercing, broken scream instantly shattered the tranquility of the courtyard! It was like pouring a ladle of ice water into a pot of boiling oil!

The others by the pool were terrified, no, even more horrified than if they'd seen a ghost! They didn't even bother to grab their basins; they were all scared out of their wits, covering their mouths and noses, letting out horrified screams, and scrambling and crawling in all directions! The scene was like a swarm of ants scalded by boiling water!

Qin Huairu was a little further away, but she was not spared either.

A wave of indescribable stench, mixed with fine "water mist," rushed towards her! She felt a sudden darkness before her eyes, a violent convulsion in her stomach, and with a "whoosh," the thin cornmeal porridge she had drunk that morning, mixed with acidic water, was vomited directly onto the cold ground! Her face was ashen, her whole body trembling like a leaf in the autumn wind, staring in horror at this nightmarish scene before her, her mind blank.

Jia Zhangshi was completely stunned! She stood frozen in place, like a foul-smelling statue that had been frozen in place! She could clearly feel the warm, viscous liquid surging down her inner thighs, instantly soaking through her cotton pants, dripping onto the cold ground.

The terrifying sensation of being ejected continued! Her stomach was like a runaway septic tank mixer, gurgling and rumbling wildly. Each violent spasm of her intestines brought a new wave of even more turbulent ejection!

Puff puff puff—splash splash—!

The stench, like a thick fog, instantly enveloped the area within several meters of Jia Zhangshi! The smell was so strong, so domineering, and so terrifying that several middle-aged women who had just run away were once again made dizzy and nauseous, wishing they could vomit up their dinner from the night before!

"Ugh...ugh..." Jia Zhangshi made incomprehensible hoarse sounds, her triangular eyes wide with terror, shame, and pain. She wanted to run, but her legs felt like lead, and she dared not move an inch. Every tiny movement triggered an even more violent and uncontrollable ejaculation from her lower body. She could only stand frozen in place, letting the filth rapidly gather at her feet into a terrifying, ever-expanding, yellowish-brown, steaming swamp.

In the backyard, He Yuanchao covered his mouth tightly, his face turning red, his shoulders shaking wildly, laughing silently until tears were about to stream down his face!

"Splatoon! True to its name! A product of the system, always a masterpiece! Hahahaha!" He admired the historic spectacle of the Central Courtyard through the crack in the window, feeling completely relaxed and refreshed! Jia Zhangshi's greasy old cotton-padded jacket was now soaked through in the back, its dark color glossy, and an unknown liquid was still dripping down... This scene was a million times more spectacular than he had imagined!

"Worth it! This talisman was totally worth it!" He Yuanchao wiped away the tears of laughter, feeling the pent-up anger in his chest from the beasts in the courtyard dissipate completely with Jia Zhangshi's continuous ejaculation!

He picked up the lukewarm meat porridge from the table, but thought, "Never mind, I have no appetite!"

The chaos in the intermediate court is escalating.

"This is terrible! Get out of here! Get out of here! The stench is killing us!"

"My basin! My clothes are still in the pool!"

……

"Qin Huairu! Are you dead?! Hurry up... uh..."

Madam Jia was filled with shame and indignation. She instinctively wanted to order her daughter-in-law around, but as soon as she opened her mouth, her stomach churned again, and with a few gurgling sounds, her lower body gushed out again! She was so frightened that she quickly shut her mouth, her body stiff as a stone, leaving only desperate sobs and uncontrollable physiological reactions.

Qin Huairu vomited until her whole body felt weak. Looking at her mother-in-law's inhuman appearance and smelling the stench in the air that could make anyone faint, a huge sense of sorrow and nausea almost overwhelmed her.

She mustered her last bit of strength and staggered back to her home, slamming the door shut. She slid down against the door and gasped for breath, tears streaming silently down her face.

This is unbearable!

Banggeng and Xiaodanghua were also terrified by the commotion and the terrifying smell outside, and huddled inside, too scared to come out.

In the entire central courtyard, only Jia Zhangshi remained, standing alone in the center of the "sea of ​​excrement" she had created, enduring both physical and psychological torture.

The stench was pervasive and lingered for a long time.

This hellish 24 hours has only just begun.

He Yuanchao finished his meat porridge with satisfaction and cleaned up the dishes.

Listening to the faint, suppressed sobs and continuous "puffing" sounds coming from the middle courtyard, he was so happy that he almost started humming a song.

"It's time to get down to business."

He walked to the small wooden cabinet in the corner, squatted down, and opened the cabinet door.

There were a few old clothes and some odds and ends in the cabinet. He casually rummaged through them, but with a slight thought, a brand new piece of hard paper with a bright red seal and intricate anti-counterfeiting patterns appeared in his hand.

Forever brand bicycle purchase certificate (valid only in 1962)!

The words "Permanent License Plate" are clearly visible on the ticket, along with the model number and expiration date below!

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A day of working myself to the bone to update

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