Siheyuan (courtyard house): My name is Shazhu!
Chapter 393 Slap the monkey across the face first!
In mid-May, the Malaysians finally took action against the monkeys, shocking the world. No one expected them to be so courageous and daring!
On May 12th, their Commander-in-Chief, Lieutenant General Song Lian, held a press conference and stated:
"At 10:30 this morning, our army used coastal artillery and guided missiles to annihilate the monkey navy in eight minutes. They even sank one of their smallest speedboats."
We're giving you one chance this time. Don't cause any more trouble, or we'll wipe you out of the sea. If you want to eat fish, you'll have to go catch them yourself.
What's so great about a monkey? It dares to cause trouble everywhere. I'm ignoring you because I'm too lazy to bother with an animal like you, not because I'm afraid of you.
If you dare come again, we'll crush you! Little bamboo shoot, you'd better try it if you dare!
That's all, thank you ladies and gentlemen for coming!
"General Song, may I ask a few questions? Are your country's guided missiles purchased or produced domestically?"
"These weapons, like some others, are domestically produced and not difficult to manufacture; they are all for our national defense and security!"
"How did your country know that all their naval ships had been sunk?"
"We have six satellites overhead, two of which are reconnaissance satellites that can lock onto all of their naval ships."
They don't even have these things, do they think this is a hundred years ago? They might as well go be street performers!
Rest assured, we will not misuse these satellites. Four are civilian satellites, and two are located above us, monitoring only our country and surrounding areas.
If we have intelligence from other countries, please rest assured that as long as it is not related to us, we will keep it confidential until the matter is resolved!
"Can your country produce and launch satellites?"
"Not yet, but it will be possible in five years. We will then have the capability to build artificial satellites, and we will basically have the capability to launch satellites. We are preparing to build a satellite launch site next year."
"Would your country research a 'heaven and earth coexisting' weapon?"
"We don't need to study this kind of lousy weapon, and we don't want to build it. We had the ability to build the 'Heaven and Earth Together' weapon five years ago."
After reviewing the materials, I felt they were terrible. This is no longer the era where some country can catch two "heaven and earth coexisting" weapons with bare hands; a launch platform is required.
I won't say more about this now; perhaps you'll have a chance to find out later why we don't want to build them.
"General Song, are you going to hold a regional championship here?"
"No, our army only has three brigades. How can we compete in regional hegemony? We should prioritize national development."
This time, I just don't want a bunch of monkeys who can only put on a show to ruin economic development.
"General Song, will you attack their homeland?"
"We are a country and people who love peace very much, and we never easily provoke war. This time we will not attack their ground targets."
We hope they will behave themselves, focus on developing their own territory, improving their own economy, and improving the lives of the ordinary people under their rule. That is the most important thing.
Finally, let me say this: our lack of belligerence does not mean we are weak! We never initiate wars.
However, we are absolutely not afraid of any war!
Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen.
"Hahaha, well done! I didn't expect them to act so swiftly and without any hesitation, and to wipe out the monkeys' navy in one fell swoop, including the smallest naval warships."
Next time the monkeys dare to jump around, I'll beat them to a pulp. If they want to eat fish, they'll have to grab it with their hands.
They weren't lying when they came here; the navy and defensive missile forces are strong, it's just that the army with only three brigades is a bit too few.
"That's determined by their small population and the characteristics of their terrain; after all, they're an island nation."
"Gentlemen, these are not the main problems. I think the main problem lies with an extremely young person."
Who is the "Zhengwei"?
"The person who visited last month, the young man who looked like a high school student sitting in the sixth seat, didn't say a word, but he listened attentively the whole time."
"What's the problem?"
"This is a huge problem. They value education highly, so why send a high school student to participate in the delegation? And he's ranked sixth, and nobody objects!"
Who is he? What other identities does he have?
After General Song held this press conference, I've basically confirmed his future role: another leading figure for them in twenty or thirty years.
"Impossible, right?"
"It is very likely that General Song's position is Commander-in-Chief of the Three Armed Forces, and his general's uniform is different from that of other officers."
That young man appeared at the press conference again, and perhaps you didn't notice something.
He was at the very edge, but he was the second soldier to sit down after General Song, and none of the seven military representatives present found it strange or objected.
This is accepted and has become the norm!
What's even stranger is that his uniform is different from everyone else's, except for the one that's exactly the same as General Song's. His rank isn't general, but just a junior lieutenant.
"You mean this young man is their successor? Isn't he a bit too young? Besides, He Guang, Du Ming, and Song Lian are all under forty; they can work for another thirty years!"
"You might not guess who this young man is. He came here a month ago, and I had someone do a quick check. I was able to say with certainty that there were no unusual circumstances—"
He's definitely going to be the successor!
Why?
"Everyone knows that the young man's name is He Mingzhong. He is not anyone's child. You may think he is He Guang's son, but that is completely wrong!"
He is the eldest son of our Comrade He Yuzhu, and also the eldest son of his legitimate wife. We checked a few months ago and found that Sir He owns more than 60% of the economy in Malaysia.
Moreover, before 69, who had ever heard of He Guang and the other two? After the incident there, they quickly and smoothly came to power. Do you think it was possible that no one supported them?
The person behind it all has emerged—our Sir He. He's done an excellent job; that place is practically becoming our country. His eldest son's rise to power was all a transaction!
"Damn, our Sir He is plotting against the country! Rich people are terrifying. I'm fine with fighting, but I'm no match for him when it comes to brains."
"It wasn't necessarily about national interests. In 69, our Comrade He Yuzhu couldn't see the direction. He probably only agreed because he decided not to put all his eggs in one basket."
It's important to understand that equality for all is more suitable for his development; it was merely a businessman's choice based on self-interest, and subsequently, the level of support he provided to us increased significantly.
It's good to rest in the shade of a big tree!
He knows this very well!
"Personally, I don't think it's important. Comrade He Yuzhu has a lot of business in Malaysia and needs a protective umbrella. He has been doing business in the port city for a long time."
Otherwise, he couldn't have done things so smoothly there; it's somewhat like a collusion between officials and businessmen.
"He Yuzhu's attitude toward us will not change. His nationality is in Hong Kong, not Malaysia."
I now fully understand what Du Ming said during his visit: we were one family eight hundred years ago, and we still are now, just two different countries.
If the lower-ranking members have conflicts, they can argue and fight; we, the lower-ranking members, don't need to get involved. Just treat it as two young cousins fighting.
"That's right, that's what they mean. They agree on the big things, but let the subordinates handle the small things as long as they don't go too far."
This time it's another 100,000 tons of munitions. They really like stockpiling weapons. I'd also like to know the quality of their munitions!
"Hehe, I don't know about the quality, but they can all be hit, and hitting half a monkey shouldn't be a problem."
Moreover, this amount of weaponry is enough for 300,000 men to fight a major war, enough for their three brigades for decades—it's such a waste!
"We should have some waste; that's a good idea, and it's similar to our thinking."
Why do they consider the "equalizer for all beings" to be garbage?
"I don't know, and I doubt they'll say, or maybe they're just bluffing."
"Possibly."
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