Siheyuan (courtyard house): My name is Shazhu!

World Congress!

"Regarding the behavior of the Third Sister-in-law, who begged our country like a beggar, we reject all such unreasonable demands."

If your leaders are capable of building a better society and improving the lives of ordinary people, then they should get lost and stop occupying positions without doing their jobs.

And don't act like a beggar, begging everywhere and bringing shame to the country. What about their reputation?

And you little eagles, if you want to station troops here, you'd better defeat us first. You trash who can't even beat Sadamu wants to station troops here? Go back to sleep.

Furthermore, you believe that because we have a good economy, we should help beggars, but we disagree.

You can help them yourself. You are the world's number one economic power and you call yourselves the world's beacon. Why don't you go and illuminate the path for Third Sister-in-law?

All you do all day is spout nonsense. Stop wasting your breath and just give them hundreds of billions of US dollars. Stop pretending to be a big shot with your mouth!

The Malay representative spoke very forcefully, not only looking down on the third sister-in-law, but also directly defining them as 'beggars'. If this word gets out, well, it's really contemptible.

They were utterly ruthless towards the little eagles, thinking that if they wanted to station troops there, they should first defeat them. What did they think?

Those little eagles are no good! The Malays are awesome!

No country would dare to say that, not even when that person was alive.

Everyone recognizes Little Eagle's strength!

"We are working for world peace, but we are also facing some difficulties..."

"If you're so capable, then help us. If you're not, then shut up and stop thinking you're so important," the Malay representative retorted directly.

"You've gone too far! How dare you accuse us of begging? You'd better watch out, we won't let this go."

"You guys are disgusting. You can't beg and you blame others. I was going to give you a chance, but if you don't want it, then don't give it to me!"

Listen carefully, from this moment on, we are officially declaring war on you. We will not stop until we have driven you all into the Ganges to practice swimming.

"No, you can't start a war against Third Sister-in-law!" The Little Eagle representative was anxious; they hadn't expected the Malays to be so tough.

"Let's not go to war. Let's talk things out. You can offer them some help, just a token gesture. There's no need to start a war; it's not good for either country."

"Erdezi, have you lost your mind? Who do you think you are? It only takes one finger to kill you. This is not fifty-five years ago."

Understand!

If you're not happy, come help your third sister-in-law. Face reality and have some shame. Think carefully about who you all are.

Little Eagle, what business is it of yours how we fight? If you disagree, count you in, along with your sons. If you defeat us, we'll still let you garrison the area.

I hate you bastards who only know how to talk, and you idiots who can't see the facts, Mao who's so high and mighty.

By the way, Representative Third Sister-in-law, I'm not making this up. When I announce the start of war against you, within forty minutes, a 'double-bang' attack will strike your capital.

The time is approximately forty minutes. You can tell your family members who are staying there to run quickly. They will be responsible for any consequences if they are late.

"Can't we stop? We can try to persuade Third Sister-in-law and the others; fighting isn't a good thing."

"They've been like this for twenty years. We don't want to waste our breath on them. Let's make them behave for thirty years at once. For us, war is about clearing out our inventory."

How dare you treat us like this?

"You dare to talk back to us all day long, I've wanted to punch you for a long time, but people's patience has its limits."

Go ask Little Eagle and Erdezi for help, or go swimming in the Ganges River—it's your sacred river.

"Rabbit, you should also try to persuade them. War is bad; it hinders world peace and affects global economic development."

"Hehe, we can't persuade them this time. Since it's war between two countries, you can go and test Malaysia's strength firsthand."

"That's right, your attack on Third Sister-in-law was unauthorized and is illegal."

"Illegal? Whose law are we breaking? We learned from our big brother and the little eagles that if we break the law, we should go to them first. Or is this a gathering of little eagles?"

If you don't dare to speak ill of your elder brother, then shut up. Look at your character, you still have the nerve to boast about how powerful you used to be, but now you only deserve to kneel down and be your grandsons.

Damn, bro, you're amazing! True friends know when to keep quiet and not say anything. You're really not afraid of the little eagle.

All the small countries are secretly applauding this; that's what they all think, but they just don't dare say it out loud. If someone did say it, they'd feel incredibly good.

The Malaysian representative's words immediately silenced all other countries for three seconds. This is a huge disrespect to us, and we can't tolerate it!

Let's just bear with it!

We might not be able to beat them, and this time they're prepared to take on the whole world.

Damn, if they prepare 100,000 firecrackers, they're basically preparing to take on the whole world.

Anyone who wants to talk, please be quiet. We are gentlemen and cannot fight with madmen. My third sister-in-law is going to lock me up no matter what. Watching the show is more important.

"We will not wage war for the sake of world peace, but we can impose sanctions on you."

"Erdezi, I heard you clearly." The Malaysian representative made a direct call back to his home country, then hung up the phone a moment later, smiling as he spoke.

"Listen carefully, starting today, we will impose indefinite sanctions on your country and wage a price war against your company in all areas until your country is destroyed!"

Anyone else? Come on, all of you! Sanctioning us is a huge joke. We're waiting for you to come and impose your sanctions!

Now, let's wait another forty minutes or so and see what Third Sister-in-law reports back.

We used to envy the Eagles for being able to fight whomever they wanted; it was too much trouble to fight the really strong ones. So today we're using a piece of trash as practice. The next one, Ed Sheeran, won't be enough. Where did you Europeans come from?

Damn it, they all forgot they were already beating up Third Sister-in-law. The "double-bang" rocket arrived at Third Sister-in-law's house in about forty minutes, and we still had some people there.

Go and notify them immediately. The news is important, but your life is more important. Absolutely do not go to any military targets. Be careful of firecrackers.

"You don't need to panic too much. We are human beings, not these trashy beggars. We won't attack civilian facilities on our own initiative."

Of course, the buildings where these people who come to beg are not offices, and it's none of our business if someone comes looking for trouble. If two-thirds of the population were reduced, we might not have to beg anymore.

Our country's economy is thriving precisely because we have a small population. I'm teaching you all this; I've been working myself to the bone for your economic well-being. [This representative's expression is worthy of an Oscar.]

What did I hear next? A two-thirds smaller population is beneficial for economic development. How come we don't understand this statement?

There is also evidence. Take your country as an example. This doesn't seem to be nonsense. They only have less than 11 million people.

It seems that a country's economic performance has nothing to do with its population size. Is it really just a matter of the competence of its leaders?

It must be true!

Nobody cares about beating Third Sister-in-law. Now, at the conference, they're the ones causing all the trouble. They're constantly asking for help. Nobody's money comes from thin air.

Why should we help them?

We receive help, but there's no thank you. It's as if we owe them something and have never repaid any of it.

Little Eagle, this time you used Third Sister-in-law to test Malaysia again, and she flipped the table. How are you going to respond?

They're directly inciting you to start a war, little eagle, do you dare?

I dare not, or I'll just get humiliated again!

How embarrassing!

Are you even capable of fighting? You can't even beat Saddam Hussein.

And you, Erdezi, what are you pretending to be, acting all high and mighty? This time, let them retaliate.

If you can't handle the technology, do you think you can win a price war? The country is in such a sorry state, and you still think you're so great?

Erdezi, you're finished!