Searching for someone in northern Myanmar, and you call that earning tuition fees?

The time dragged on exceptionally long.

The only sounds in the air were the roar of helicopter rotors and the suppressed breathing of countless people.

The border special police captain held a Type 95 rifle, the veins on his arm bulging as he gripped the gun, his eyes fixed on the front, his mind racing.

The superiors' orders were to "control the situation, ensure the safety of the hostages, and bring the target back," but the combat capabilities of the "target" in front of them had far exceeded their plans.

He had just witnessed firsthand, through drone footage, how this student took down nearly a hundred armed robbers with just a knife.

That wasn't a battle; it was a one-sided massacre.

At this moment, the man who had just slaughtered the bandits stood in front of him, holding the girl. He had no trace of violence about him, his eyes were clean, and he even had a bit of youthful shyness.

The contrast is chilling.

Su Ming made a move.

He simply adjusted his position while holding Lin Yue to make her more comfortable.

This subtle movement caused the SWAT officers on the other side to raise their guns in unison, the "click" of the safety catches clearly audible.

The atmosphere at the scene became tense again.

The live stream chat stopped, and no one sent any more messages.

Don't move, bro! Let's talk this out!

[Oh no, a conflict is about to break out...]

Su Ming seemed to realize that his actions had caused a misunderstanding. He looked up at the SWAT captain opposite him and finally spoke.

He scratched his head, gave a shy smile, and spoke with the sincerity of a primary school student admitting his mistake.

"Hello, police officers."

The word "Police officer" stunned everyone present.

The SWAT captain was also taken aback, and the authoritative words he had prepared got stuck in his throat.

Is there something wrong with this opening line?

Immediately afterwards, Su Ming uttered those words that were destined to be recorded in history.

He tilted his head, his eyes looking exceptionally sincere and innocent. "Officer, what I did was self-defense. Although there were dozens of them, I was really scared at the time."

"puff--"

In the command center of the Criminal Investigation Corps of Jiangnan Province, the "boss," who had been holding a teacup and trying to appear calm, suddenly spat out a mouthful of hot tea, spilling it all over the table.

The technician next to him, Xiao Zhang, stared in disbelief, and the mouse in his hand fell to the ground with a "thud".

After a three-second silence, the live stream was instantly flooded with a deluge of comments!

【？？？？？？？？】

I'm fucking laughing so hard I can't live anymore! What he said makes so much sense, I can't even argue with it!

[Police officer: I've never handled such an outrageous call in my life...]

Learned something new! From now on, in group fights, as long as I have fewer people, it's considered self-defense! (doge)

Don't try this at home! You don't have a "fruit-peeling knife"!

At the scene, the SWAT team leader was completely dumbfounded.

He spent more than a decade in the military, arresting drug dealers and fighting ruthless bandits. What kind of scene hadn't he seen?

But what he was seeing was truly beyond his comprehension.

A "killing god" who has just massacred a crime park is discussing legal issues with you in the tone of someone discussing the selection of "model students".

Just then, a steady voice, tinged with weariness, came through his earphones.

It was the "leader" of Jiangnan Province who personally connected the line.

"Xiao Li, this is Lao Zhou from the Jiangnan Brigade. On my order, everyone, lay down your weapons."

The SWAT team captain was taken aback: "Mr. Zhou...?"

"Execute the command!"

"yes!"

The captain took a deep breath, raised his hand, and made a downward pressing gesture.

"All personnel! Fall back!"

slam-la-

Hundreds of special police officers holstered their guns in perfect unison.

This left the viewers in the live stream completely bewildered.

[Holy crap? They're calling it a day? They're not going to make any more arrests?]

[Official Certification: Legitimate and justifiable self-defense! (doge)]

The captain slowly walked up to Su Ming, his expression extremely complex, as if he felt both awe and a headache.

"Young man," he said, trying to keep his tone gentle, "we are border police from China. You and this lady are safe. We need you to come back with us to assist with the investigation."

"Of course." Su Ming nodded, fully cooperating. "It's only right."

As he spoke, he carefully handed Lin Yue, whom he was holding, to the medical staff who rushed up to him.

As he turned to leave with the captain, he suddenly seemed to remember something and paused.

"Um, uncle, could you wait a moment?"

He pulled out that old Nokia again.

Amid the puzzled gazes of the SWAT team leader and countless spectators, he opened the mobile banking app.

"Sorry, I was so focused on 'defense' that I forgot to check. I need to confirm whether the final payment for this part-time job, 500,000, plus the 100 million in compensation for emotional distress offered by the client, has arrived in my account."

As he spoke, he openly displayed his phone screen.

The SWAT captain glanced at it subconsciously.

On the screen, a long string of numbers clearly displays the account balance.

One hundred million...fifty million.

SWAT team leader: "..."

His pupils suddenly contracted.