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Chapter 159 Learning to Pick Up Girls!

Ye Jin stared wide-eyed at Yun Rutian.

From top to bottom, and then from bottom to top.

Then she nodded to Lin Xuan, her expression serious:

"You're right, I'll contact the mental hospital right away."

"I know someone at the best mental hospital in Jiangzhou. If there aren't any beds available, I can get him in today."

As she spoke, she actually took out her phone, swiped the screen, and started scrolling through her contacts.

"Hey, hey, hey, Master's wife, please stop!"

Yun Rutian panicked and quickly waved his hand.

"I'm genuinely interested in becoming your apprentice. Please have a seat, let's talk slowly. Give me a chance to explain! Five minutes will suffice!"

Looking at his sincere expression.

Lin Xuan and Ye Jin exchanged a glance before slowly walking to the tea table and sitting down.

They both saw helplessness in each other's eyes.

"What... is going on?"

Ye Jin muttered to herself.

"I don't know either."

Lin Xuan smiled bitterly.

Yun Rutian returned to the tea table, quickly tidied up the tea set that had been messed up, and wiped the table.

Then he poured tea for the two of them and presented it with both hands.

Their attitude was as respectful as if they were serving an elder.

But the more this is the case, the more likely it is to happen.

The two of them felt that something was wrong.

Lin Xuan took the teacup, but didn't drink it. He placed it on the table and tapped the surface lightly with his fingers.

"Yun Rutian, what exactly do you mean?"

"Master, I've just figured it out! I want to become your disciple!"

Yun Rutian spoke solemnly, his expression more serious than ever before, his eyes resolute.

Lin Xuan suppressed the urge to hit him and took a deep breath:

Why?

"Of course, it's learning how to pick up girls... um... how to win over the person you like!"

Yun Rutian began to speak, but halfway through, he remembered that Ye Jin was still there, so he quickly changed his words.

But they both understood what he meant!

Picking up girls!

Damn it!

Don't talk nonsense!

Upon hearing this, Lin Xuan's eyes widened.

Ye Jin frowned, looked at Yun Rutian, then at Lin Xuan, her eyes scanning back and forth between the two.

Thinking of the four girls below...

She stood up and pushed her chair back.

"Sorry to bother you."

This was said to Yun Rutian.

"hehe..."

This was said to Lin Xuan.

Then, she turned and left.

Lin Xuan: ...

No, let me explain!

I'm not that kind of person!

When did I ever teach people how to pick up girls?!

He opened his mouth, wanting to call out to Ye Jin, but didn't know what to say.

Explain what?

How can he explain that he doesn't teach people how to pick up girls?

But what does this have to do with me?

This lunatic is talking nonsense!

Are you seriously sick?

Lin Xuan turned to look at Yun Rutian, speechless, his temples throbbing.

"You're a top-tier rich kid, the young master of the Yun family in Yunzhou. What kind of girlfriend can't you find? Becoming my apprentice... have you lost your mind!"

Lin Xuan couldn't take it anymore, and he pointed at Yun Rutian and launched into a tirade of abuse.

He desperately hoped that this guy wouldn't be able to take it and would turn on him.

Then fight yourself!

Even if I lose miserably!

That's still better than suffering here!

"No, no, no, Master, you may not know me very well."

Yun Rutian explained earnestly, sitting up straight with a serious expression.

"I never force a woman! What I pursue is a resonance of the soul, a meeting of minds! It's that feeling of mutual affection and appreciation! It's not something that can be bought with money!"

Speak like a human being!

"Oh, I just came from home, I don't know how to chase after young girls..."

Yun Rutian lowered his head in shame, his voice growing softer and softer.

Lin Xuan sighed.

"Understood."

He nodded and leaned back in his chair.

"Those who like you, you don't like. Those you like, you can't win over."

"Yes! Master truly lives up to his name! He hit the nail on the head in just one sentence!"

Yun Rutian's eyes lit up, he gave a thumbs up, and his face was full of admiration.

"You're really... sick!"

Lin Xuan was so angry he laughed, his lips twitching.

Yun Rutian scratched his head and chuckled.

After thinking for a moment, Lin Xuan spoke, his tone becoming more serious and his gaze sharpening:

"First of all, why did you let them come here?"

No matter how eloquently he speaks, it doesn't change this fact.

He used his disappearance to lure Su Yurou and the others here.

This score needs to be settled.

After hearing this, Yun Rutian immediately raised his hand, his expression solemn:

"Master, I originally wanted to bring Su Yurou over to spite you."

"Of course, I originally wanted to see if I could make her leave you, so you could experience what it feels like to have your love stolen away! I'm petty, I admit it!"

He took a deep breath and then continued:

"For people like us, oaths can easily influence our future development. Therefore, I swear on my life: if I ever harbor even the slightest ill intentions towards my teachers' wives, may I be struck by lightning!"

Lin Xuan remained silent for a while.

How could someone say something like that?

That kid.

He was indeed a greenhorn, fresh out of school.

but...

Master's wives?

You're really good at talking...

Seeing that Lin Xuan's expression had softened, Yun Rutian breathed a sigh of relief.

He continued speaking:

"So just now, when I saw that there were four beautiful women... um... master's wives, all four master's wives came together, I was completely dumbfounded."

"At that moment, I felt like the sky had fallen! As for using them to blackmail you, I never intended to do that."

"I want to learn from you! Learn how to pick up girls!!"

Lin Xuan was silent for a moment, then nodded:

"I will verify with them later, but I still don't trust you."

"Understood! Master, give me time, and I will make you believe!"

Yun Ru nodded vigorously, showing no disappointment whatsoever, but rather full of enthusiasm.

Lin Xuan: ...

"Sigh...go play by yourself."

Lin Xuan felt a little tired and stood up to leave.

What's going on every single day?

Can't you just give yourself a couple of days off?!

With the water dungeon and the apprenticeship ceremony, my worldview is almost turned upside down.

"Master, please teach me a skill first!"

Yun Rutian panicked and quickly stood up.

"I've recently started dating the campus belle of Jiangzhou University! Campus belle Zhao! Not Xiao Ran's sister-in-law! I fell for her at first sight!"

Lin Xuan paused, turned around and glanced at him.

He falls in love with every girl he sees.

It has fallen?

Bullshit!

"Master?!"

"Use your sincerity."

Lin Xuan said something without turning his head, then walked downstairs.

Yun Rutian stood there, stunned, muttering to himself:

"With sincerity...with sincerity..."

He slapped his thigh hard, the sound so loud the whole building could hear it:

"Master is absolutely right! We must use our sincerity! We must feel with our hearts and influence others with love!"

Lin Xuan had already reached the top of the stairs when he heard these words and almost fell. He only managed to steady himself by holding onto the handrail.

This person is really quite ill.

After he left, Yun Rutian scratched his head:

"But... what is sincerity?"

"Never mind, let's be sincere!"

.

Downstairs, Wang Dali was leaning against the car door waiting. When he saw Lin Xuan get off, he grinned.

"Bro, all done?"

Lin Xuan waved his hand, indicating that it was a long story.

Behind him, Yun Rutian opened the second-floor window and leaned out.

"Master! I will do it with all my heart! Wait for my good news!"

Lin Xuan: ......

Wang Dali scratched his head, looking completely bewildered.

"Is this guy crazy?"

Lin Xuan sighed:

He is quite ill.

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