My whole family is involved in diplomacy, so you dare to flex your muscles?
Chapter 17 International Conventions, More for You
After a minute of dead silence and chaos in the studio, order was finally restored with the intervention of belated security personnel.
Park Dae-chang collapsed to the ground like a lump of mud and was half-dragged and half-carried away by two security personnel.
As he passed Gu Yun, he continued to stare at him with that venomous gaze, muttering curses in Korean.
His voice sounded weak and feeble due to the sharp pain in his wrist.
Gu Yun didn't even bother to look at him.
It's a waste to even glance at a loser like this who only knows how to fly into a rage.
He simply stood in the center of the stage, quietly watching the chaotic scene before him, his heart completely unmoved.
Hands-on?
In my past life, I'd seen all sorts of battles online, fighting against people from all sides.
There are plenty of people who want to fight offline, and although he has never gone to one, he has already mentally prepared himself for it.
This Park Dae-chang is all bark and no bite; when it comes to real fighting, he's not even as good as an ordinary thug.
It seems that this "refined and easy-going" persona needs to be supplemented with "both literary and martial skills".
The host, Mark, was completely numb at this point.
He watched as Park Dae-chang was carried off the stage, then glanced at the two empty seats reserved for the United States and Japan.
I had only one thought in my mind: Can this show even keep going? If it keeps going, will the contestants' seats be emptied out?
In his earpiece came Frank's hoarse but still excited roar: "Mark! Stay calm! Keep things under control! Get ready to announce the results! Then immediately call GG! Hurry!"
Mark jolted awake, forced himself to stay alert, and went onto the stage.
He didn't even dare to get close to Gu Yun. Instead, he kept a distance of three or four meters, looking at him with an expression as if he were a monster, and then forced a smile that looked worse than crying at the camera.
"Uh... Ladies and gentlemen, just now... a little... accident happened."
Our players engaged in a very... um... 'in-depth' cultural exchange.
He simply couldn't find the words to describe what had just happened.
[In-depth cultural exchange? Hahaha! Mark, you're a language genius! In-depth exchange on a physical level, you mean?]
Starting today, the term "in-depth communication" has a new meaning, so please use it with caution!
[Park Dae-chang: I felt it was very deep. My face and the floor had a deep interaction, my wrist and his hand had a deep interaction. It hurt a lot. Thank you.]
[To kill someone is to destroy their spirit; to beat someone is to mock them. Brother Gu, my god! He even stood there laughing! How could he laugh?!]
[His mental fortitude is incredible! Most people, even if they're in the right, would be a little nervous after hitting someone, right? Look at Brother Gu, he's acting like nothing happened.]
It's not that he's not nervous; it's that he doesn't treat the other person like a human being. Would you be nervous if you stepped on an ant?
[The person upstairs has revealed the truth! In Brother Gu's eyes, these clowns are probably no different from ants.]
[Look! Look! The production team has something new! Words are appearing on the screen!]
Just as Mark was about to announce the voting results for the third round, the large screen behind him suddenly went black.
Immediately afterwards, a huge, bold headline bearing the UNESCO logo appeared before everyone.
Emergency Supplementary Clause No. 1 to the Code of Conduct for the "Global Young Diplomats" Program
Everyone was stunned when they saw this title.
Emergency supplementary clause? Or is it number one?
This show has been running for so many seasons, and I've never heard of anything like this before.
Under the curious gaze of audiences worldwide, the terms and conditions were revealed word by word.
"To ensure civilized and rational debate and to promote the exchange of ideas among young people from all countries in a peaceful and friendly atmosphere, the program organizing committee, in emergency consultation with the UNESCO Special Observation Mission, has decided to supplement the following code of conduct:"
"Article 1: Any form of 'physical persuasion' is strictly prohibited. During the debate, contestants shall use language, logic, and facts as weapons and are prohibited from engaging in any form of force against other contestants, including but not limited to grappling, fighting, choking, striking, charging, or any other violent conduct that may cause physical discomfort or psychological trauma to the other party."
Upon seeing this, the entire audience was silent for a second, then erupted in deafening laughter!
Isn't this a direct naming?
Isn't this just copying exactly what Gu Yun just did?
[Hahahaha! This is hilarious! International conventions are being strengthened for you! What an honor!]
[Physical persuasion! This term is so apt! I would call it the core idea of the "Gu's Debate Method"!]
Gu Yun, the man who single-handedly persuaded the United Nations to amend its rules overnight! Unprecedented and likely to remain so!
This is even more impressive than winning a championship! There are champions every year, but only one in the entire world has gotten the United Nations to issue a special clause for him!
I can almost picture the crew backstage, frantically working on the show, watching the ratings soar while cursing and swearing as they rush to draft the terms and conditions.
[That's it, now that Brother Gu's hands are sealed, he'll have to rely on his mouth. But why do I feel like his mouth is more terrifying than his hands?]
Just as the audience was laughing so hard they were about to pass out, a second supplementary clause appeared on the screen.
Article 2: In order to respect the history and culture of all countries and protect the diversity of human civilization, debates on culture-related topics should be based on recognized and verifiable historical materials.
It is prohibited to promote, during debates, the "Korean origin theory of the Big Bang" and other similar false statements to opposing debaters and a global audience.
"puff--"
If the first one was hilarious, then the second one made netizens all over the world burst out laughing!
[The Korean origin theory of the Big Bang! Hahaha! Are you guys devils, production team? This is the most lethal official roast ever!]
[I'm fucking speechless! This production team is really good at playing with memes! They're practically nailing Park Dae-chang to the pillar of historical shame, and then hanging a sign on it!]
[Imagine the psychological trauma Park Dae-chang is experiencing right now! If he were awake and saw this, would he faint from anger again?]
[I declare this the funniest and most satisfying official announcement in history! Well done, production team!]
[Brother Gu: I single-handedly defined an entire set of international conventions. Who else?]
From then on, Gu Yun's status in the diplomatic world was equivalent to Michael Jordan in basketball or Pelé in football, because they both made the world change the rules for them!
[Why do I feel like this isn't a restriction, but more like a... badge?]
Looking at the two ridiculous announcements on the screen, host Mark looked utterly dejected.
He suppressed a laugh, cleared his throat, picked up his cue cards, and prepared to announce the results of this chaotic third stage.
However, just as he was about to speak...
In the contestants' stands, an unexpected person suddenly stood up.
He was a representative from India, a dark-skinned young man named Raj who wore a turban.
He raised his hand and said loudly to Mark, "Mr. Host, I have a question!"
Mark's scalp tingled instantly.
Come again?
Are you trying to kill us?
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