If I send you to join the army and marry a woman, will you conquer the Empress?

Qin Feng's Diary:

"It's been almost two months since I transmigrated to this world. I need to develop the good habit of writing a diary."

[August 6th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, sunny.]

"After returning to the manor, I went to the woodshed to visit the female assassin."

"His injuries show no signs of improvement; he remains unconscious and his breathing is weak."

"However, when I was wiping her body and changing her dressings, I discovered something astonishing."

"This girl's figure is almost too good, she's practically a weapon. If I could... cough cough, let's not talk about it."

[August 7th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, sunny.]

"I have nothing to do today, so I'll go to Zuixianlou to listen to music."

[On the 8th day of the 8th month of the 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, there was heavy rain.]

"Let's go to Zuixianlou to take shelter from the rain and listen to some music. That little vixen Li Chan'er is getting better and better at it."

[August 9th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar: Rain turning to cloudy.]

"Qin Feng, Qin Feng, you can't keep going down this path of depravity!"

"As a transmigrator with a system on my shoulders, bearing the heavy responsibility of ensuring the continuation of the Qin family line, how can I indulge in brothels and theaters!"

"We must pull ourselves together!"

"To remind myself, I've decided... to go one last time."

[August 10th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, sunny.]

"I spent the night at Zuixianlou last night."

[August 15th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, sunny.]

"After resting at home for several days, arranging flowers and appreciating jade, my body is feeling a bit overwhelmed."

"Shangguan Wan and Shangguan Yu, these two sisters, are working together more and more seamlessly."

"One is as gentle as water, the other as passionate as fire, which often puts me in a dilemma."

"If this keeps up, I'll really have to go get some tiger bone wine to drink."

"There's another big event today: moving!"

"They moved from that small, dilapidated courtyard in the slums into a three-courtyard mansion on Zhuque Street."

"With firecrackers going off and drums beating, it finally had some of the grandeur of a noble mansion."

"There was a little hiccup during the move."

"We can't just carry that female assassin, Long Wu, out in a big way."

"I had no choice but to put her in a large box, pretending it was a valuable book. Several servants huffed and puffed as they lifted it onto the carriage, hoping not to shake her to death."

"It's worth mentioning that when Xia Yingtai learned that I had moved to a new house, he specially sent Commander Lü to deliver a congratulatory gift, which was several top-quality old ginseng roots from beyond the Great Wall."

"Just when you're feeling sleepy, someone brings you a pillow."

"I've decided to have my sister-in-law cook a pot of stew tonight to help me recover."

[August 16th, according to the Great Xia calendar, sunny.]

"Counting the days, there are only ten days left until the martial arts examination."

"Starting tomorrow, I must begin closed-door training to strive for victory and show those siblings from the Yun family what I'm made of."

"I, Qin Feng, am not a weak scholar who can only write poetry!"

[August 17th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, sunny.]

"Let's go to Zuixianlou to listen to music."

"There was no other way. Miss Chan'er sent someone to invite her, saying that she had just learned a new squatting dance, and we couldn't refuse her kind invitation."

"I told her the story of Sun Wukong again. Last time I told her about his havoc in the Heavenly Palace, but this time I had to come up with something new."

"I told her that after Sun Wukong stormed the Lingxiao Palace, he wasn't satisfied, so he somersaulted to a place called 'Three-Body Star,' where he encountered three suns that had transformed from golden crows. Without a word, he blasted the Three-Body people to pieces."

"Li Chan'er listened in a daze. Seeing her admiring look, I decided to tell her the story of Sun Wukong fighting Granny Liu and uprooting the willow tree next time."

[August 20th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, cloudy.]

"I received an invitation today, signed by 'Ye Cunxin,' the renowned female general of the Vermilion Bird Army."

"The letter said that she had heard of my 'deeds' and greatly admired me, so she specially invited me to join her ranks, directly granting me the position of a seventh-rank captain, and sending me to the northern border to make a name for myself."

"To be honest, I'm a little tempted."

"Going to the North to kill barbarians and avenge my father and brothers was always part of my plan."

But then I thought, the bet with Yun Qingya isn't over yet.

"Once a man has made his word, it is hard to follow him."

"I wrote back, politely declining General Ye's offer, and stating that I would enter the army honorably through the military examination."

"It's a pity that I've missed another chance to meet Ye Cunxin. I wonder what this heroine looks like?"

[August 22th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, sunny.]

"Flower arranging, jade appreciation."

[August 23th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, sunny.]

"Flower arranging, jade appreciation."

[August 24th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, sunny.]

"At dinner, my sister-in-law Bai Wanqing looked at me and the Shangguan sisters and sighed softly."

"Xiao Feng, you've tried so hard for so long, but I don't even know if Wan'er and Yu'er's bellies are showing any signs of pregnancy. Our Qin family is counting on you to carry on the family line."

I almost spat out my soup.

"Sister-in-law, you're being too blunt."

"However, seeing her expectant look warmed my heart as well."

"Yes, I need to work harder."

"It's not just for my own pleasure, it's also for the continuation of the Qin family line!"

"Tonight will surely be a fierce battle!"

[August 25th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, sunny.]

"I received a message from Xia Yingtai via carrier pigeon."

"The letter said he's been busy lately and doesn't have time to come see me for drinks."

"He also told me mysteriously that his 'sister' admires me a lot and that she would definitely come to see me when she heard that I would be participating in the literary gathering. She told me to do my best and not disappoint his 'sister'."

"Hehe, Princess Fuyao, you're quite the player!"

[August 29th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, sunny.]

"Tomorrow is the day of the martial arts examination."

"I can't lose my bet with Yun Qingya."

"I must become the champion in both literature and martial arts!"

"For the glory of the Marquis's mansion, for..."

"From this day forward until the end of the martial arts examination, I will remain secluded at home and abstain from all women."

"I will devote all my energy to preparing for the battle!"

"I will not let anyone or anything interfere with my resolve!"

"No matter how the Shangguan sisters and my sister-in-law tempted me, I remained unmoved, sitting cross-legged on the bed, closing my eyes to rest."

"Form is emptiness, emptiness is form."

"Beauty and the skeleton are all illusions."

"Qin Feng, you can do it!"

"Keep going for your goal!"

"I, Qin Feng, am a man of great perseverance!"

[August 30th, 802nd year of the Great Xia calendar, cloudy.]

"Oh no, I've broken the rule."

"I couldn't control myself last night, it's all the fault of Sister Shangguan and my sister-in-law."

"Let's go, to the martial arts examination!"