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Chapter 126 What kind of succubus is this?

After Shen Kang read the text message for a while, Ouyang Yu couldn't help but ask, "How is it?"

Shen Kang looked up. "This—"

He doesn't understand dating at all; Ouyang Yu is asking the blind for guidance. But he can't say that now, since he just tricked Ouyang Yu into joining him by using the persona of a "dating guru." If the persona falls apart, Ouyang Yu will probably back out.

Fortunately, Shen Kang was quick-witted and, on a whim, said in a serious tone, "Have you ever heard of 'text message coefficients'?"

"SMS coefficient?" Ouyang Yu was taken aback, then shook his head. "Never heard of it."

Shen Kang started to exaggerate: "The so-called SMS coefficient is a mathematical method to measure the potential relationship between you and the other person. It uses intuitive numbers to make the vague possibility of a romantic relationship concrete and objective."

Ouyang Yu's eyes lit up suddenly. There's such an amazing thing? It can digitize the possibilities of love?

In galgames (dating games), the affection level of a character is indicated by numbers, which is very convenient and easy to see. However, such a function does not exist in the real world, which is exactly what troubles Ouyang Yu.

If there really were a text message coefficient that could number out the possibilities of romance in the real world, just like in visual novels, that would be an amazing tool!

The master truly lives up to his reputation; he's incredibly professional.

Ouyang Yu immediately became excited and quickly asked, "Then how is this text message ratio calculated? And what is my text message ratio with Zhenzhen?"

Shen Kang explained to him the text message coefficient he had made up on the spot: "There are two text message coefficients. The first, coefficient A, is the number of times the other party initiates a chat with you, divided by the number of times you initiate a chat with them. The second, coefficient B, is the number of text messages the other party sends you, divided by the number of text messages you send to them."

Shen Kang handed the phone back to him, "You can calculate the coefficient of these two text messages yourself."

Ouyang Yu actually picked up his phone and a pen and paper, and started flipping through the text messages to record them. After a while, he calculated his two coefficients, then looked up and looked at Shen Kang.

Seeing that he had finished calculating, Shen Kang continued to make things up: "The standards for judging these two coefficients are different for men and women. For men, 1.68 is the standard value for these two coefficients."

"Once the coefficient exceeds 1.68, the higher it is, the greater the possibility of a relationship, and the more initiative you have. As long as you want to date, you can basically succeed."

"Once the coefficient is less than 1.68, the initiative is in the other person's hands. The greater the difference, the more initiative the other person has, but as long as it is greater than 1, it is still within the normal range of a relationship."

"1 is the warning line. Once it's less than 1, the chances of finding a relationship drop significantly. 0.5 is the kill line. If it's less than 0.5, you might as well just give up and go to sleep."

Ouyang Yu looked down at the two numbers he had calculated, his mind reeling: his two SMS coefficients, one 0.32 and the other 0.27, were both below the cutoff line, practically in the "go to sleep" category.

Shen Kang also quietly watched Ouyang Yu, wondering if the other party could finally see the truth.

After watching for a while, Ouyang Yu suddenly looked up: "Things are dynamic and evolving. The SMS coefficient is relatively low now, but is it possible that it will rise in the future?"

"————" Shen Kang was speechless for a moment, then said, "That's true. The SMS coefficient is not static; it changes dynamically as events unfold."

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Ouyang Yu breathed a sigh of relief, feeling hopeful again.

Then, he started worrying about that question again: "What do you think I should do to improve in the future? What should I talk to her about that would interest her?"

After going around in circles, this kid has come full circle again, which is really giving Shen Kang a headache. He doesn't know what to say to him; he can't even chat with women properly. He can only say, "My suggestion is, don't try to improve. Not only do you not try to improve, you should also send her fewer text messages in the future."

Ouyang Yu shook his head directly, "It won't work. I've used this tactic of playing hard to get before, but when I stopped texting her, she texted me even less."

After speaking, he looked at Shen Kang, a hint of doubt appearing in his eyes.

Shen Kang remained calm, his mind racing, unable to think of a response. Fortunately, someone arrived at that moment.

It's Huang Jiayi again.

She waited there for a while, but the staff was too busy, so she decided to come over herself to check if the coffee was ready and also to have some more contact with Shen Kang.

"Mr. Shen, is my latte ready?"

Shen Kang quickly took on the role of shop assistant, checked the contents, and said, "All done." He then handed the latte he had just made to Huang Jiayi.

Huang Jiayi wanted to say something more, but Yang Yunhan came over at that moment.

"Boss, should we use correction fluid to erase these words?" Yang Yunhan asked, pointing to the words Ran Wei had just written on the portrait of Zhang Fei.

She was busy at the front desk and didn't have time to think about it. Now that she has some free time, she came to inquire about it.

"Then—"

Shen Kang was about to say, "Then let's wipe it off," but suddenly a thought struck him, and he changed his tone, "No need to wipe it off."

Yang Yunhan was taken aback: "Not going to erase it?"

Shen Kang nodded, "Not only will we not erase it, we'll also write something on it ourselves."

As he spoke, he pulled Ouyang Yu up, picked up a pen from the bar, and handed it to Ouyang Yu. "Ouyang, you go first. Pick any portrait and write something in the blank space."

Ouyang Yu was about to ask, "Why?" But before she could finish speaking, a thought flashed through her mind: the scene where Zaiwei wrote a sentence on the portrait and left gracefully after her failed confession.

This touched him deeply.

Then, itching to try it out, he actually took a pen, left the bar, and went to the portrait of Zhang Fei.

He was about to start writing, but after glancing at the words already on it, he felt that writing here would be like saying something to Shen Kang, so he moved his feet and went to the portrait of Guan Yu next to him.

Ouyang Yu picked up his pen and wrote a sentence in the blank space above:

Outside the window, branches grow wildly, and love pierces through the heart. "————" Shen Kang thought these college students were really awesome, daring to write any embarrassing things, but that's good too.

Ouyang Yu, however, felt no embarrassment. On the contrary, he was extremely satisfied, deeply moved by his own intense and hidden love, so much so that he wanted to cry: Zhenzhen, if one day you come here and see these words I wrote, will you feel my love?

Shen Kang ignored Ouyang Yu, who was indulging in self-admiration and self-pity, and handed a pen to Yang Yunhan: "Little Yang, go and write a sentence, just write something."

Yang Yunhan took the pen, looked at Ouyang Yu thoughtfully, and felt that she understood Shen Kang's meaning.

So she went over and picked out the portrait of Zhao Yun next to Guan Yu. After thinking for a moment, she wrote some words in the blank space:

Heaven rewards diligence; may every drop of sweat be rewarded.

Upon seeing Yang Yunhan's words, Shen Kang couldn't help but applaud, inwardly praising: "Look, this is what it means to be a chosen one! This is it!"

He felt he would be letting down Yang Chonghan if he didn't succeed with her, as she had brought his talent from their hometown to Yangcheng.

Huang Jiayi, holding her coffee cup, watched from the side, and suddenly felt a surge of interest. She spoke up, "Boss Shen, can I write some too?"

Shen Kang smiled, "Of course, all customers in Study Room 302 can write!"

As he spoke, he picked up another pen and handed it to Huang Jiayi.

Ouyang Yu, having finished writing and indulging in self-pity, returned.

He saw Huang Jiayi put down her coffee, take the pen, and, as if casually, walk to the portrait of Zhang Fei. Then, she raised the pen and wrote down Ran Wei's words above Ran Wei's:

Nice to meet you"

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When Ouyang Yu was about to write on Zhang Fei's portrait, he felt that writing on it would be like saying something to Shen Kang, so he changed to another portrait. Would this beautiful woman not have thought of that? But she still wrote it on it.

Moreover, it was such a simple sentence, yet it seemed to have a profound meaning.

Ouyang Yu couldn't help but look at Shen Kang beside him again, wondering, what kind of succubus is this?

Yang Yunhan returned after finishing her writing, put down her pen, and said, "Boss, do you mean to turn these portraits into 'tree holes'? Or perhaps 'confession walls'?"

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Shen Kang said righteously, "What confession wall? I just noticed that after we hung these portraits up, not many people looked at them or used them to learn history, so I added some color to them. It's like when we were kids, we changed the portrait of Du Fu in our textbooks, making him smoke and ride a motorcycle. Although it seemed silly, it actually made the students more interested, and they remembered the poem on that page better, so it had a positive effect."

"Teaching should not be rigid; we must stand among the masses and consider issues from their perspective. Since the people like this approach, we should start from this approach and guide them to achieve our teaching goals. This will play a supporting role in our school's education and development, and we will not let down the school leaders who have supported us."

Yang Yunhan rolled her eyes. "Boss, there are no outsiders here."

Shen Kang said to her seriously, "You really need to remember what I just said. If school leaders come to inspect in the future, just say this. The most important thing in doing business is to stay aligned with the overall direction. Since we're doing business on campus, we need to stay aligned with the school's overall direction."

"Even if the content differs slightly, the wording must be consistent. This way, others will have a reason to help. If the wording goes against the prevailing trend, it will be difficult for others to help you, even if they want to."

Yang Yunhan seemed to be deep in thought, then glanced at Shen Kang.

This boss is really nice. Besides paying her a lot, he also teaches her things from time to time, so she can learn something. He's really good.

There are just a lot of bad romantic encounters.

Yang Yunhan glanced at the portrait of Zhang Fei, and there was another sentence on it besides the one Ran Wei had written before.

"Understood."

Yang Yunhan was too lazy to look anymore and went back to the front desk to continue working. Just then, she saw four girls carrying washbasins passing by outside the door, which made her eyes light up. She quickly called out, "Boss He!"

Of the four girls passing by outside the door, the second one from the left was the most eye-catching. She was dressed in white, with extremely delicate features and a cool expression. So even though she had two country-style braids, it couldn't hide her radiance. Instead, it added a touch of purity to her look. The two braids even looked fashionable, perfectly demonstrating what it means to be fashionable with your face.

This girl was He Qiuzhu, who was about to go to the laundry room to do her laundry. Next to her were Fu Rong and Xia Meng.

Hearing someone call her name, He Qiuzhu looked over and saw Yang Yunhan and Shen Kang in the corner behind her. Her eyes lit up and she walked in.

Fu Rong and the others followed them in. Yang Yunhan had seen them before when she worked in the laundry room and knew they were Boss He's roommates, so she greeted them.

Hello, Yunhan.

He Qiuzhu greeted Yang Yunhan and was about to talk to Shen Kang when Yang Yunhan stopped her.

"Boss He, I need to talk to you about something."

Yang Yunhan glanced furtively back at Shen Kang, then turned back and whispered, "A girl named Ran Wei just confessed her feelings to Boss Shen—"

Yang Yunhan isn't someone who's obsessed with looks, but unfortunately, He Qiuzhu is so beautiful that she can't help but like her, so she firmly stands on Boss He's side.

So she told He Qiuzhu everything that had happened, including how Zaiwei wrote on Zhang Fei's portrait when she left, and how Huang Jiayi was also writing on Zhang Fei's portrait now.

Several people in study room 302 also noticed this stunningly beautiful girl. After all, she was so beautiful that those who noticed her couldn't help but look over.

When Fu Rong and the others heard that there was gossip to hear, they all listened intently. After they finished listening, they all glanced at Shen Kang over at the coffee corner and thought to themselves that Shen Kang was quite popular.

He Qiuzhu, with a sullen face, put the basin containing her dirty clothes on the front desk and went to the coffee corner.

Fu Rong and the others exchanged a glance but did not follow.

At this moment, Huang Jiayi finished writing, walked over to the coffee corner bar and picked up a coffee. Just as she was thinking about how to continue talking to Shen Kang, she saw a stunningly beautiful girl walk over with a cold face and a powerful aura, which made her subconsciously pause.

"Why are you here?" Shen Kang asked, somewhat surprised.

"I'll do the laundry," He Qiuzhu said in a muffled voice.

Shen Kang then looked at her two braids, picked up one of them, and laughed, "Why did you braid it like that? But it actually looks quite nice on your face."

He Qiuzhu hummed contentedly to herself, but still kept a stern face.

Shen Kang then asked, "You came to do the laundry, where are your clothes?"

"It's been placed at the front desk."

Shen Kang looked towards the front desk and then noticed that everyone from their dorm was still there. "You went back after dropping off your laundry?"

"Yeah, a movie is downloading on the computer. They said they'd watch it together when we get back later," He Qiuzhu said, sounding a little regretful.

"Alright then."

Shen Kang told the barista, "Make four lattes." Then he said to He Qiuzhu, "After you finish taking the laundry to the laundry, come over here to pick up your coffee and take it home."

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While the two were talking, Huang Jiayi quietly returned to table number 1.

After He Qiuzhu and the others finished delivering the laundry, they came over to pick up the coffee they had made and left. Before leaving, He Qiuzhu glanced at the portrait of Zhang Fei one last time.

After seeing them off, Shen Kang sat down again next to Ouyang Yu.