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Chapter 134 Two Children Arguing About the Sun (Please Subscribe and Vote)

Seeing that Shen Kang stopped halfway through his story, Guo Pinyan's curiosity was piqued: "Tell me, Lao Shen. Just say whatever comes to mind, I'll just listen casually."

"I won't say. I've already told you, it's just my own guess, it might not come true."

"The 302 study room is yours, and you printed the trial vouchers yourself. How could your guesses not come true?"

"You can't say that. So many countries print their own money, and yet many of them still manage to escape government control."

Guo Pinyan thought about it and realized that was indeed the case, so he didn't ask any further questions.

He hadn't really cared about the trial vouchers, thinking he wouldn't make much money playing them and it would be too much trouble, so he was just playing around and didn't really care. Since Shen Kang didn't want to talk about it, he didn't ask.

After chatting for a while longer, the milk tea was ready.

Guo Pinyan took the milk tea, looked at the cup, and couldn't help but ask, "Old Shen, this cup of yours is really nice. Who designed it? Introduce me, I want to design some takeout cups for my coffee shop too."

In his café, dine-in customers use ceramic coffee cups he specially bought, while takeout customers also order a batch of plastic cups—just simple, transparent plastic cups, lacking any quality. Seeing these cups from Yanyu Chaji naturally sparked his interest.

"It's really quite beautiful," Liu Jing chimed in from the side.

Before Shen Kang could speak, Zhu Jingdong, who was handing the milk tea to the two of them, said first: "Our boss designed it himself."

Guo Pinyan was startled, shifting her gaze from her milk tea cup to Shen Kang: "Really? Old Shen, you had this trick up your sleeve?"

He genuinely thought the design was beautiful, but he never expected that it was actually designed by Shen Kang!

He thought Shen Kang had found a great designer to design it.

Shen Kang thought to himself, "I just copied it." But these days, even if he openly admitted he copied it, no one would believe him, so he had no choice but to admit, "Well, I know a little bit about it."

Guo Pinyan looked Shen Kang up and down and exclaimed, "Old Shen, you've been hiding this well! Design some takeout cups for my coffee shop too! I'll pay you for the design."

Shen Kang knew absolutely nothing about design, but he had seen a lot of things in his past life, so he could just copy a design and get by: "Alright, I'll come up with a solution for you when I have time."

Guo Pinyan was satisfied when Shen Kang agreed.

While the two were talking, Liu Jing had already started drinking the milk tea in her hand. After two sips, she exclaimed, "Hey, Lao Shen, how did you make this milk tea? It tastes different from the milk tea I used to drink."

"Made with real milk and real tea leaves—" Shen Kang repeated the details of the milk tea industry.

After listening, Liu Jing and Guo Pinyan realized that there were so many intricacies in the milk tea industry.

"It turns out that the milk tea sold in those chain milk tea shops isn't made with real milk and real tea. I thought only milk teas like U-Love-Me weren't."

Guo Pinyan sighed for a moment, then suddenly a brilliant idea struck her. She chuckled and said to Liu Jing, "Quick, Jingjing, you asked me 'What am I to you?' Like what Sister Zhou said in her 'GG' segment."

Zhou Jielun's "You Are My U-Love-Me" movie from last year was quite popular, and Liu Jing had naturally seen it too, but she was a little confused: "What's it about?"

Guo Pinyan didn't answer, but urged, "Quick, ask quickly."

Helpless, Liu Jing could only ask, "What am I to you?"

Guo Pinyan looked at her with deep affection: "You are my Youlemei (a brand of milk tea)."

Liu Jing feigned disappointment, "Ah, so I'm Milk Tea."

Guo Pinyan still looked very affectionate: "Yes, that way I can insert the straw."

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Shen Kang felt that Lao Guo was sometimes a truly amazing person.

Liu Jing blushed and playfully punched Guo Pinyan's chest with her little fists. Guo Pinyan chuckled and grabbed her hand, grinning lewdly as if he had already inserted the straw.

Shen Kang found it really disgusting and said directly, "If it really doesn't work out, why don't you two go to a hotel? We single guys can't stand this kind of thing."

He was genuinely afraid that the two of them would have a child right in front of his shop.

Upon hearing this, Guo Pinyan wanted to say, "You're still single?" But before she could finish, she thought of Lao Shen's nuclear-weapon-level girlfriend and couldn't be bothered to say such a thing. So she changed the subject and said, "I know you're just jealous that I can say such cheesy things, but you can't think of anything like it no matter how hard you try, so you can only be impotently furious. You can be jealous all you want, Lao Shen."

Upon hearing this, Shen Kang was unconvinced and sneered, "It's just dirty talk, isn't it? As if anyone can't do it."

Guo Pinyan also sneered, "Then you can say something."

The "insert the straw" trick he just learned was something he came up with by chance, and he felt quite proud of it. He really didn't believe that Lao Shen could keep up and have a match with him.

Shen Kang looked around. "The problem is, I don't have a boyfriend either."

Guo Pinyan was smug, thinking, "So you're chickening out, aren't you?" So she said, "I don't need you to do anything interactive, just some witty remarks."

Shen Kang thought for a moment and said, "How about this, talking is no fun, let's make a bet."

"We'll grab three judges from the students passing by on this street. The two of us will each tell them some witty banter, and they'll be the judges to decide who wins. Whoever loses has to buy each of the three judges two cups of 'Bo Ya Jue Xian' (a type of Chinese opera), and also buy 20..."

"Bo Ya broke his zither strings and offered the cup to someone he knew."

Since I'm basically idle anyway, I might as well try to generate some extra revenue.

Guo Pinyan's eyes lit up. He thought Old Shen really knew how to play the game, but there was one thing he wasn't quite satisfied with: "Why should you buy your 'Bo Ya's Broken String' even if you lose? How about this, if you lose, you buy my 'Silky Latte'!"

Guo Pinyan's silky latte at that coffee shop costs 15 yuan a cup, which is 3 yuan more expensive than Boya Juexian, but Shen Kang doesn't argue with him: "Fine, if I lose, I'll buy the silky latte, and if you lose, you'll buy Boya Juexian."

"?" Shen Kang agreed so readily that Guo Pinyan hesitated. She thought to herself, "Old Shen is usually a dog, but he acts like one. His words are always quite honest and loyal. He doesn't seem like the type to talk dirty. Could it be that he's never shown it, but actually, Old Shen is quite good at talking dirty?"

Shen Kang glanced at him and said, "If you're scared, just say so. There's no shame in it."

"Hey, I've got a short temper!" Guo Pinyan rolled up her sleeves. "Fine, let's do it! I accept!"

The main reason was that Liu Jing was right next to him, and he couldn't bear to lose face by admitting defeat before even starting the competition.

So what if it was just 26 cups of wine and Bo Ya broke his string? He can afford to lose!

Besides, judging from Lao Shen's past performance, it's not certain who will lose.

After the two agreed, they actually pulled three students over from the street. Since it was a contest of witty banter, girls are usually shy in front of strangers and might not be good judges, so all three judges were boys.

The three boys were very interested when they heard this, especially since they could get two free coffees or milk teas no matter who won or lost. So they all agreed to be judges.

And so the two began.

Guo Pinyan volunteered to go first, repeating his earlier "straw insertion" slang. However, this time there were quite a few strangers around, and Liu Jing felt embarrassed, so he spoke alone.

After listening, the three judges all gave it a score of 10.

Guo Pinyan looked at Shen Kang with great pride, "It's your turn."

Shen Kang thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll say something related to milk tea. Judges, are you familiar with COCO milk tea and Mixue Ice Cream?"

Of the three judges, two nodded and one shook his head.

So Shen Kang introduced the two chain milk tea brands to the judge and Guo Pinyan, even writing out the names to let them know. Finally, he started with his cheeky line: "Want some milk tea? I'll have COCO, you're my Mixue."

COCO sounds similar to "koukou," and Shen Kang emphasized this point when he said it. The pronunciation of "Mi Xue" is also a bit strange, which makes people wonder.

Upon hearing this, Liu Jing, the only woman present, shrank shyly behind Guo Pinyan. She thought to herself, "Old Shen usually seems quite honest, but I didn't expect him to be just like my husband, Guo. No wonder the two of them get along so well."

Guo Pinyan was taken aback. She didn't expect Lao Shen to actually make such a remark, and even use milk tea to counter milk tea!

After listening, the three judges all gave it a score of 10.

Guo Pinyan frowned; he hadn't decided on the next one yet.

Shen Kang wanted to increase revenue and didn't want to waste time, so he said directly, "How about I go first this time?"

Guo Pinyan was more than happy to oblige and quickly told Shen Kang to come over, "Then you come."

Shen Kang thought for a moment and then said, "We're all college students, we all got into college through the college entrance examination, so let's have a study session."

Sequences can be classified into arithmetic sequences and geometric sequences based on their adjacency relationships, right?

Seeing everyone nod in agreement, Shen Kang continued, "Actually, this world is like a sequence of numbers, with half of the people following an arithmetic progression and the other half following a geometric progression."

His accent was a bit strange, but everyone understood him immediately.

After listening, the three judges all gave it a score of 10.

Guo Pinyan secretly thought something was wrong. Why was Lao Shen spouting one witty remark after another? And she hadn't even thought of the next one yet!

Shen Kang didn't urge Guo Pinyan. He simply took a piece of paper, wrote down two names: Cao Pi and Cao Shuang, and showed them to everyone.

"Everyone has heard of Cao Pi and Cao Shuang, right?"

Seeing everyone nod, Shen Kang continued: "A man went to buy paintings and saw a beautiful stall owner with two paintings in front of him, one by Cao Pi and the other by Cao Shuang. He asked the stall owner how much the painting by Cao Pi cost. The stall owner said that the painting by Cao Shuang was free."

His pronunciation is also very strange, but everyone can understand it at a glance.

The three judges were shocked to see this kid's three consecutive attacks, each one so fierce that it broke their backs, and they all gave him a score of 10.

Guo Pinyan was also greatly shocked. She never expected that Lao Shen, who usually spoke honestly, was actually a closet pervert!

Seeing that Shen Kang was about to say something, he readily admitted defeat: "Alright, there's no need to compete anymore, I lost."

"Jingdong, make the milk tea." Shen Kang called out.

Zhu Jingdong then started making milk tea, and while he was making it, he was also very impressed: they had only sold 16 cups of milk tea since they opened, but the boss had sold 26 cups just by talking.

Indeed, knowledge is power.

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