I met my whole family through Baidu Tieba.

Upon entering the small dormitory, Shen Kang saw Feng Moquan studying at his desk, while Wang Pan and Jin Chao were surfing the internet.

Mmm, it tastes just like I do.

Thinking this, Shen Kang picked up the bag and walked to his seat, preparing to open the wardrobe to put the things in. However, he inadvertently glanced at what Jin Chao was doing on his computer.

"Wow!"

Shen Kang was shocked. "Old Jin, are you serious? You've actually started writing?"

There, Jin Chao was sitting in his seat, using his computer. On the screen was an open document, several pages long, titled "Taoist Masters on Campus".

From September until now, Shen Kang had heard Jin Chao say countless times that he was going to write a novel, but he hadn't done anything about it. And now he actually saw it!

Jin Chao was very displeased: "Old Shen, what do you mean? Didn't I already say I was going to write it?"

After saying that, he coughed lightly and made a move to close the document. "Old Shen, are you going to use the computer?"

Jin Chao inexplicably started writing today, and now he's getting a little tired and wants to read a novel for a while—you know what, reading a novel is much more interesting than writing one; you can just throw your mind away and read, it's so relaxing and comfortable. Writing a novel is just too exhausting.

"No, no, no."

Shen Kang quickly stopped him, "I don't need it, I just came to drop off my things and leave. You can take your time writing."

Jin Chao turned to look at him, his eyes conveying a deep meaning, hoping Shen Kang would understand, "Old Shen, it really works."

Seeing his expression, Shen Kang chuckled, "I really don't need it."

He loves helping others.

As he spoke, Shen Kang quickly opened the wardrobe, threw a bag of things inside, then hurriedly closed the wardrobe door and fled the place, as if avoiding a plague, getting away from Jin Chao and coming to Wang Pan's side.

Jin Chao glanced at Shen Kang, who had fled from him, then at the document in front of him, and remained silent for a while.

A moment later, his expression suddenly turned somewhat pained.

"My hemorrhoids seem to be acting up again. I'll go to bed and lie down for a while."

With that, Jin Chao was finally able to close the document on the screen with a clear conscience. He then got up, covered his buttocks with one hand, limped to his own bed, climbed up, lay down on the bed, and finally stopped covering his buttocks. He took out his phone, found the book "The Biography of the Mage" that he had downloaded to his phone before, and continued reading it with great satisfaction.

"..."

Shen Kang was a little nervous, but he couldn't help but laugh. He thought to himself that Lao Jin was really a talent. Although he didn't talk much usually, he could always come up with something unexpected at crucial moments.

At the same time, there's a positive side: "Brother Pan, why is Lao Jin actually writing a novel today?"

Upon hearing Shen Kang call him "Brother Pan," Wang Pan puffed out his chest and temporarily stopped playing on the computer—look, no matter how extravagant and lewd Old Shen is on a daily basis, he still has to call him "brother" in front of him!

At the same time, he answered Shen Kang's question: "It's all because of the lunch issue..."

Wang Pan recounted what happened during dinner that day.

After listening, Shen Kang couldn't help but look up and complain to Jin Chao, who was lying on the bed, "Old Jin, is it really necessary? You've been holding back from writing for almost a semester, and you still broke your promise at the last minute just because of something as simple as bringing your own lunch."

Hearing this, Jin Chao, who was lying on the bed reading a novel, became displeased. His voice came down from above: "Old Shen, it's easy for you to say that when you're not in my shoes. Let me ask you, if you were there, what would you have done? Would you have gone to get lunch?"

After thinking for a moment, Shen Kang gave a decisive answer: "I'll just do some exercises on the spot. I'll start with a set of push-ups, then some crunches or something. It's healthier than sitting there without moving."

Anyway, bringing my own lunch is out of the question.

Jin Chao, who was lying on the bed, put down his phone for a moment and thought for a moment. "Oh, there's another way to think about this..."

Shen Kang hadn't been back for almost half a month, and Wang Pan felt a little awkward seeing him again.

But now, listening to Shen Kang and Jin Chao's words, that slight awkwardness vanished—yes, Old Shen is still Old Shen, still the same old Shen!

After that slight awkwardness vanished, Wang Pan chimed in, "Training is still too tiring, so I'm just too lazy to move..."

The group chatted about bringing their own lunches, then about exercise, and finally about girls.

When the topic turns to girls, everyone gets really excited.

Feng Moquan stopped studying and pulled a chair over to them. Jin Chao also stopped reading his novel, climbed off the bed, pulled up a chair, and sat down beside him. He looked quite energetic, and his recent hemorrhoids had completely disappeared.

When it comes to the topic of girls, people love to talk about the same things: who has a pretty face, who has a good figure, who has a big scandal, and who is more beautiful.

Of the four people present, besides Shen Kang, Wang Pan, Feng Moquan, and Jin Chao, there were only so many girls they could usually meet in real life.

However, we live in the internet age now, and they can meet girls at school online. In particular, with the emergence of platforms like Beiming Community, many girls at school post and share photos on it. Without leaving their dorm rooms, they've met far more girls than before.

Wang Pan even opened a post on the Beiming Community and showed it to Shen Kang.

"Old Shen, do you think she's pretty?"

His words also inexplicably carried a hint of pride and boasting.

Shen Kang looked down and saw that Wang Pan had opened a post on the Beiming Community. The post included a picture of a beautiful woman in Miao ethnic costume, none other than Long Yuewen. This post was also made by Long Yuewen.

"She is of Miao ethnicity, and her name is Kaixin Yueyue."

Just in case Shen Kang didn't know, Wang Pan gave an explanation.

Feng Moquan chimed in with interest, "She's still a newcomer. She appeared while you were away from school, and her first post went viral. She's really pretty, and she's also Miao, wearing Miao clothing, which is very distinctive. So far, she's probably in the top three of the most beautiful girls on the Beiming Community."

Hearing this, Wang Pan objected, "What do you mean by top three? She's the prettiest!" As he spoke, his gaze fell on Shen Kang, and remembering something, he added, "Except for that one from the Shen family."

Feng Moquan disagreed: "Zhong Lin is prettier than her."

Shen Kang gave Feng Moquan a thumbs up, "Old Feng, you are truly the most affectionate person at Yangke University."

Wang Pan also complained, "Old Feng, your comment is completely subjective and not objective at all."

As she spoke, she pulled Jin Chao over to judge, "Old Jin, tell me, isn't Kaixin Yueyue the prettiest?"

Jin Chao thought for a moment and gave a serious answer: "I don't know what she looks like in real life, but judging from the photos posted by everyone on the Beiming Community, I also think she is the most beautiful."

Feng Moquan displayed remarkable clarity: "She only gets points because of that outfit. If she wore everyday clothes, she definitely wouldn't look as good as Zhong Lin."

"fart!"……

Shen Kang listened for a while, feeling quite gratified: the popularity of Long Yuewen on the Beiming Community was evident from the presence of these three gentlemen. That's good.

After the three argued for a while, Feng Moquan said, "You're so protective of her, but she might not even know you."

Wang Pan, however, perked up. "You're really wrong about that!"

Finally, the moment has finally arrived!

Wang Pan was excited.

He deliberately kept quiet about it, wanting to wait for Shen Kang to return so he could find an opportunity to naturally and suddenly reveal it to everyone.

And now, the opportunity has arrived!

Wang Pan couldn't wait to open his private message box with Kaixin Yueyue.

The above contains private chat logs between Wang Pan and Kaixin Yueyue.

Wang Pan showed everyone the process bit by bit.

"What can you do to me, beautiful lady?"

Happy Yueyue: "Hello."

"What can you do to me, sir?" the arrogant man asked. "Are you also from Yangko University of Science and Technology?"

Happy Yueyue: "I'm from Qianmin University."

What can I do about your arrogance?: "What year are you in?"

Happy Yueyue: "Junior year."

"What can you do to me, sir?" the arrogant man asked.

Happy Yueyue: "163".

"What can I do about your arrogance?" the arrogant man asked.

……

Shen Kang looked at the private message chat history and felt a little suffocated. He showed it to him directly until he was exhausted.

Feng Moquan looked at the private message chat history and was quite surprised.

Jin Chao looked at the private message chat history and felt a little envious.

"How is it?"

Wang Pan's lips curled into a slight grin, his pride and smugness growing stronger, and he felt extremely pleased with himself.

Shen Kang silently gave a thumbs up—you've turned a chat into a census; you're quite the character.

At this point, he finally understood why Wang Pan's tone always carried a strange sense of pride and arrogance when he mentioned Kaixin Yueyue.

Feng Moquan then said, "So you really did hook up with someone."

Jin Chaochun looked on with envy but remained silent.

Wang Pan was overjoyed by everyone's reaction. After subtly showing off for a while, he finally looked at Shen Kang and said casually, "Old Shen, let me test you. Can you tell that she's interested in me?"

Shen Kang thought to himself, "My brother Pan is really awesome. He can even turn a consultation into a 'testing you'."

"This question is too difficult, I can't do it." Shen Kang simply gave up.

Wang Pan was a little embarrassed, so he changed his approach and softened his tone: "It's not really a test, let's just discuss it. Old Shen, please lend a hand."

Instead of answering, Shen Kang asked, "What do you think?"

Wang Pan was quite confident. "I think so. I send private messages to other girls, and they don't reply, but she does, and we've chatted for so long. Doesn't that mean she likes me?"

Wang Pan would never have said something as embarrassing as "sending private messages to other girls and they don't reply."

However, if these embarrassing things can prove that this beautiful Miao woman is interested in him, then he can say it.

Of course, Wang Pan still needs Shen Kang's final confirmation to confirm that this Kaixin Yueyue is indeed interested in him.

In Wang Pan's opinion, Lao Shen was inferior to him in every other way, but he had some unique insights when it came to women.

If Lao Shen is certain that Kaixin Yueyue is interested in him, then he will be confident in taking the next step.