From picking up corpses to becoming a true god of America

Chapter 84: Swearing as Rap

Alaska, United States.

In the mid-19th century, Tsarist Russia, having emptied its treasury in the Crimean War, sold this barren land of 172 million square kilometers near the Arctic to the ambitious United States for $720 million.

This move shocked the entire nation, so much so that the media used nicknames like "the president's polar bear zoo" and "the secretary of state's freezer" to mock this outrageous deal.

However, the reality check came so quickly.

Just over two decades later, large quantities of gold, oil, and natural gas were discovered in the Alaskan ice fields.

This transformed Alaska from a barren wasteland into a continuous money-printing machine.

The plane soon landed in Juneau, the capital of Alaska.

As soon as they stepped out of the airport, Guy enthusiastically approached Ye Xiao.

"Hey Ye, this godforsaken place is freezing, isn't it?"

"Do you need a taxi? I ​​happen to have a car; how about I give you a ride?"

Ye Xiao was somewhat surprised, sensing a strange undertone to Guy's enthusiasm.

But he didn't refuse; instead, he nodded and got into the car with Guy.

After all, if a bargain is offered to you for free, why not take advantage of it?

Before their car had gone far, a white Toyota RAV4 began to follow behind.

Are you sure he got on this car?

"The middle-aged Native American man driving the car asked in a deep voice."

"Absolutely true!"

The young Black man sitting in the passenger seat replied, "I saw it with my own eyes; that guy followed a white man wearing glasses into that car."

"very good!"

The Native American man excitedly slapped the steering wheel: "I can't believe he dared to come back! Once we pull off this heist, we'll be rich!"

Alaska is one of the few states in the United States where gambling is legal.

The state government has consistently adopted a tacitly acquiescing attitude towards Indigenous people operating casinos.

Therefore, Alaska has no shortage of gambling addicts like them who have almost lost everything.

They'll do anything for money.

Thanks to the vastness and sparse population of Alaska.

Under their watchful eyes, Ye Xiao and Guy's car gradually drove away from the city and onto a remote rural road.

Inside the car, Guy chatted enthusiastically with Ye Xiao about the customs and culture of Alaska.

Logically speaking, their relationship was not harmonious; in fact, it could be described as hostile.

Ye Xiao couldn't understand why Guy was so good to him.

Unless Guy was commissioned by Louise to investigate Professor Savely.

He just wanted to see how Saveri would teach him a lesson after hearing about his own plan.

Realizing this, Ye Xiao smiled slightly, having already come up with a plan.

Since Guy came to us on his own initiative, we shouldn't blame him for taking advantage of us.

"Ye, Alaska is a great place. The scenery is beautiful, the food is delicious, and the women are absolutely stunning."

Mengai blinked, and without any hesitation said, "You know, there are a lot of Russian girls from across the sea here, and their figures are amazing!"

"oh?"

Ye Xiao raised an eyebrow, revealing an expression that said, "So you like it too."

"Hahaha! I knew you liked this kind of thing."

Guy chuckled and said casually, "How about this, I'll take you to Juno's bar tonight for some fun, and then I'll take you to the docks tomorrow, how about that?"

"Isn't this inappropriate?"

Ye Xiao deliberately asked, "Don't you still have work to do?"

Hey, work and life are equally important!

Guy slapped his thigh with a flourish, feeling exceptionally pleased with himself.

This kid has no idea that his job also involves boarding that cruise ship.

Little did he know, there was someone on the ship who hated him to the core, waiting for him.

Just as Guy was in a great mood, a sudden change occurred.

Suddenly, a white RAV4 sped up from the side, then swerved sharply to the side, slamming into the rear wheel of their car.

The speeding van was stopped by this American-style interception and immediately lost control.

The driver was terrified and immediately slammed on the brakes.

With a sharp screech of tires, the van was spun around after the impact and came to a stop on the side of the road.

The sudden impact caused the relaxed Guy to slam heavily onto the seat in front of him, feeling dizzy and lightheaded.

Ye Xiao, however, was prepared and, coupled with his exceptional physical abilities, was completely unharmed.

Guy, in a daze, raised his head, wiped the blood from his nose, and a surge of anger welled up inside him.

Damn it!

Someone actually dared to use American-style interception against the FBI?

Are you so bored with life that you want to find some excitement?

Driven by intense anger, Guy stepped out of the car and roared, "Damn it, who are you people?!"

"How dare they stop us!"

"Bang!"

Before he could finish speaking, a gunshot suddenly rang out from the car opposite.

The two assassins opened fire without saying a word, startling Guy so much that he froze on the spot.

WTF?

What's going on?

Are they chasing me?

The bullet missed and shattered the windshield.

The poor driver, who had been hit, clutched his arm in pain and cowered in the driver's seat, howling in fear.

"Bang bang bang!"

Seemingly enraged that Guy still dared to stand, the two assassins got out of the car, raised their pistols, and chased after Guy, firing several shots.

"Fuck! Fuck!"

Guy almost mistook the profanity for a scream, cursing as he frantically hid behind the car, covering his head with his hands and shouting in terror.

"You bastards, who sent you?!"

"You damn black bastards, do you even know who I am?!"

However, the louder Guy shouted, the angrier the two gunmen became.

Who is this person?

They dare to threaten them even when they're about to die?

Damn it, even if I don't kill Ye Xiao today, I have to take down this damn white man first!

"Bang!"

A bullet pierced through the glass at an angle and struck Guy squarely in the buttocks.

The sharp pain in my buttocks intensified my fear.

After so many years as an FBI agent, this was the first time Guy had faced death like this, and the first time he had been so humiliated, being shot at like a dead dog by two gunmen.

"Damn it! Fuck! Son of the Sun—"

As the two gunmen drew closer, Guy broke down and practically sweared as if he were rapping.

"Bang!"

Suddenly, a muffled thud was heard.

The car door suddenly opened, violently knocking one of the assassins to the ground.

"What?"

Before the unfortunate black guy could react, a fist the size of a clay pot suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Bang!"

Another heavy thud, and the Black man, who couldn't speak the language, peacefully closed his eyes and fell to the ground.

"Billy! What's wrong?"

Another Native American assassin sensed something was wrong and shouted twice, but no one responded.

He took a few steps back in confusion and walked around to the front of the car.

However, he didn't see the black guy, but only a tall, muscular man who looked like a WWE wrestler.

WTF?

The Indian killer stared wide-eyed, unable to believe what he was seeing.

Could the intelligence be wrong, and Ye Xiao not be in the car?

Before the Indian assassin could react, Ye Xiao burst forth with unimaginable speed, suddenly rushing in front of him.

He instinctively raised his gun, ready to pull the trigger.

But the next second, he suddenly felt a pain in his wrist, and then he saw that his beloved pistol, which he had bought at a high price, had fallen into the other party's hands!

The Indian assassin skillfully raised his hands, staring wide-eyed at Ye Xiao's standard Asian face, and said incredulously.

"WTF? Kung Fu!?"

I guess so.

Ye Xiao smiled slightly, raised his hand, and fired a shot.

The Indian killer never expected him to dare to fire a shot. His eyes widened in disbelief as he collapsed to the ground.

Times have changed. Kung Fu is no match for a gun.

The two cold, lifeless bodies of the gunmen quickly transformed into warm seeds.

[A gamble on extracting a high-quality blue seed]

[Extracting excellent green seeds - bad luck]

So it turns out they weren't just killers, but also gambling addicts who couldn't afford a house?

Gambling skills plus bad luck—no wonder he was forced to become an assassin when he had no other choice.

"Help! Help!"

Upon hearing the gunshot, Guy, who had survived the ordeal, turned even paler, and beads of sweat the size of soybeans rolled down his forehead.

He slumped against the trunk of the car, panting heavily in a panic.

The bullet appeared to have hit the femoral artery, and blood was flowing uncontrollably from the groin.

Upon seeing Ye Xiao, Guy was overjoyed, as if he had seen a superhero, and shouted, "Ye! Save me! Quickly save me!"

"Don't worry, I have already called the police and an ambulance."

Upon hearing this, Guy's extremely tense nerves finally calmed down considerably.

But the next second, it suddenly tensed up again.

"However, the situation is not optimistic. It seems that you have been shot in the femoral artery. If nothing unexpected happens, your life may be in danger within five to ten minutes."

WTF?!

Guy's eyes widened in disbelief. He quickly grabbed Ye Xiao's arm and pleaded.

"Ye, please save me!"

"I...I'm so sorry! If you save me, I can give you a lot of money! Ten thousand, fifty thousand, a hundred thousand dollars!"

"Do you think I'm the kind of person who's only interested in money?!"

Ye Xiao gave a stern rebuke.

"Although I'm just a medical student, I still have the dignity of a doctor. How could I possibly stand by and watch someone die!"

Upon hearing this, Guy's eyes lit up, as if he had seen a glimmer of hope.

Damn it, Ye Xiao really is a simple, good person.

I shouldn't have doubted him in the first place!

Just as Guy was beginning to feel a little regretful.

The next second, his barely glimmering hope was ruthlessly shattered by Ye Xiao.

"But now there's a real problem. I don't have the materials, and I really can't stop the bleeding. I'm sorry—"

"No, you!"

Guy, like a chicken with its neck choked, excitedly raised his hand and pointed at Ye Xiao. Before he could utter a string of profanities, his neck suddenly twisted and he collapsed onto the road.

Although Ye Xiao's academic performance was very poor, he still had some basic knowledge.

He could tell at a glance that Guy had most likely lost too much blood and had fainted from anger.

However, the current situation is indeed very critical.

If not dealt with promptly, given the speed of police response in the United States, Guy most likely wouldn't have made it to the ambulance.

So should I spare his life?

After thinking it over carefully, Ye Xiao took off Guy's coat, tore it into strips, made a simple tourniquet, and tied it on Guy's thigh.

Guy could die, but not at this time.

Louise now suspects Ye Xiao.

If Guy happens to be dead now, wouldn't Ye Xiao be confirmed as the college student who died?

Given the FBI's style, as long as Ye Xiao remains in America, he probably won't have any privacy for the rest of his life.

Even cockroaches that crawl out of the house are sent to the laboratory for testing.

Even if we take a step back and assume that Guy's death here wouldn't do Ye Xiao much good.

He originally intended to keep Guy and make good use of him once they were on the cruise ship.

After dealing with Guy, Ye Xiao went to deal with the unfortunate driver in front of him.

Although he was also shot, fortunately, the main artery was not hit, and after simple hemostasis, his life was not in danger.

The police arrived quickly, and so did the ambulance.

News of the attack on FBI agents and their driver by robbers quickly ignited a firestorm at the police station in this remote town.

The police chief and the mayor went crazy, unable to believe that such an outrageous desperado had emerged from their own territory.

At that moment, they even wished they were the ones being attacked by the robbers.

Those damn robbers.

If you really want to die, wouldn't jumping into the sea or off a cliff be better?

Why must they all die together?

News of the FBI's purge of the Seattle Police Department had already reached Juno's side.

As a result, the officials here are all trembling with fear, lest they attract the attention of the FBI and have their political lives ruined as well.

So they could only frantically investigate the social connections of those two outlaws, hoping to find any clues.

After taking his statement, Ye Chi borrowed a police car and went to the medical center in Juneau to visit the unfortunate Guy.

"Hey, are you feeling better?"

Looking at Guy on the hospital bed, Ye Xiao put down the packaged pizza: "Eat something to replenish your blood."

"I'm not feeling well; my head is still spinning."

Guy shook his head, his face pale, but still looked at Ye Xiao with gratitude.

"Ye, to be honest, if it weren't for you, I might really have died there."

"Hey, let's not talk about that."

Ye Xiao smiled and said, "You know I'm just a medical student; saving lives is my duty."

"Ye, if only everyone could be as gentle as you Chinese people."

Guy couldn't contain his anger and said, "Damn it, I never expected those people to be so audacious!"

"I wonder who gave them those orders!"

Upon hearing this, Ye Xiao couldn't help but feel somewhat fortunate.

Fortunately, I acted decisively and killed those two bandits.

Otherwise, if Guy found out that he was accidentally injured, wouldn't he fight him to the death?

"Sorry, I was too nervous at the time, so I could only kill them."

Ye Xiao explained calmly.

"It's alright, Ye, you did the right thing!"

Guy rallied and comforted Ye Xiao, "Even if they're dead, I can still guess who did it!"

"oh?"

Ye Xiao couldn't help but feel curious.

Guy glanced at Ye Xiao, and based on their life-or-death friendship, he made his decision. He mysteriously moved closer to Ye Xiao and whispered with certainty.

"I think this must be that damn Seattle Superman Pie assassin!"

"what?"

Ye Xiao stared in surprise, his expression remarkably genuine.

However, he was indeed shocked, never expecting Guy's thought process to be so unique.

"You were scared too, weren't you?"

"Yes, that's true."

Ye Xiao nodded: "But I have a question, why are you so sure it's him?"

"I can't say that."

Guy shook his head: "But I can tell you, I have a very important mission this time. If the investigation is successful, we might be able to uncover Superman's identity!"

At this point, Guy's face revealed a mysterious confidence as he pushed up his glasses and continued.

"I'm sure that guy was afraid I'd find some clues, so he deliberately sent people to attack me!"

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"Yes, that makes a lot of sense."

Ye Xiao's face was tense, and he looked very serious, but he was actually about to lose his composure.

Ye Xiao never expected that before he even started to deceive him, Guy had already found such perfect logic.

He's such a good person!

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