Food: Randomly set up stalls, even the little guy is drooling.

Chapter 84 When I get ruthless, I'll even hit myself!

Zheng Zhifeng swore he would never again drink ice-cold beer in the middle of the night! This resulted in him being slapped hard across the face in the morning before waking up.

Of course, that's not the most important thing. The most uncomfortable thing is that I didn't go to the toilet because I was in such a hurry to leave, and I got the urge while squatting in the wild!

After he walked out of the woods with a complicated expression, he saw comments like "I've liked, commented, and liked, please continue," as well as the visibly increasing number of views and likes.

Zheng Zhifeng felt that all the efforts were worthwhile. The ancients did not say that one must first suffer hardship, toil, and hunger to overcome difficulties. As for whether one could assume a great responsibility, that was not important.

Zheng Zhifeng felt that this wave of traffic was guaranteed! He had even started planning how to shoot the follow-up videos. Since he had already established the persona of being beaten, should he continue to pretend to be threatened by the temple's evil forces? Or should he investigate the cost of the steamed buns in depth? Or should he spend some money to hire a few of his usual shills to pretend to have food poisoning and make them pay him back?

Only children make choices; he'll use all these methods. I don't know if he drank too much last night or just collapsed from exhaustion, but I can't even see how much money is left in Green Bubble's wallet.

He pulled up his pants with a smug look, composed himself, and regained his composure, his weariness masking a faint sense of justice. He picked up his equipment again and strode towards the small square with an air of nonchalance.

However, when Zheng Zhifeng walked around the bamboo forest and returned to the small square, all the expressions on his face froze instantly, like shattered glass falling to the ground.

"Am I hallucinating because I'm so weak?" He blinked hard and rubbed his eyes.

There were no hallucinations.

An hour ago, there were only about thirty people in line! And now?

People! It was all people!

The small square was almost completely packed! At a glance, there were definitely more than a hundred people! Men, women, young and old, tall and short, fat and thin, and some even came in groups.

Eat! Fight over the food! Line up to eat!

"What the hell is going on?!" Zheng Zhifeng's mind went blank; his CPU almost overheated. He'd only edited a video, browsed the comments, and gone to the bathroom for a bit—it'd only been a little over an hour!

He squeezed into the crowd in a daze, and the conversation he overheard made him question the meaning of life.

Haichi Haihe was still there maintaining order, shouting, "No cutting in line here!"

"Master, I'm just looking for the end of the line. Where is the end of the line?"

"OMG, this smells amazing! It's even more incredible than it looks in the video!"

"I came from Zheng's video about exposing counterfeits. I thought he was here to expose counterfeits, but it turns out he's here to sell products."

Zheng Zhifeng, "————"

No! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!

He watched as Lu Feng handed out the last batch of meat skewers from the grill, then heard Lu Feng announce, "Everyone, all two thousand skewers of 'Fiery Beef' for today are sold out! I'm so sorry, I really didn't expect everyone to be so enthusiastic!"

In just one hour, two thousand skewers of grilled meat were sold out!

"ah?!!!"

"That's it? I waited in line for half an hour!"

"Boss, you can't do this! I took a taxi here!"

"More money! Can I pay more?"

A chorus of groans and complaints erupted instantly. Among the crowd were people who had seen the "Fake Exposing Xiao Zheng" video and were just there for the spectacle, members of the "World's Strongest Steamed Bun Pre-order Group," and others who had been summoned from the city by friends. Some could even be seen arriving from afar.

As the crowd grew larger and the complaints grew louder, it seemed that if they waited any longer, something bad might happen.

Zheng Zhifeng gritted his teeth and made a bold decision: to seize this chaotic scene and go all the way to the bottom. There would not be many people who knew the truth. Internet traffic is king; whoever controls the traffic controls the discourse!

As for the backlash, kings and generals, are they born with a special destiny? If not now, when?

When my Didi proxy arrives, I'll have him beat me up first, that way my persona will be established. Then I'll make a mashup of an AI-generated messy kitchen and a chaotic scene, and then pay the Didi proxy to act as a shill!

Plan worked! I'm the kind of person who does what I say, and when I'm ruthless, I'll even hit myself!

Lu Feng gritted his teeth and made a bold decision. Halfway through selling his products, he sensed that the number of people in the queue was getting out of control, so he immediately ordered a batch of ingredients from the system's online store, which Paoding Company delivered directly to the mountain.

He took the megaphone from Hai Chi and shouted, "Friends! I'm so sorry! Even though we've purchased new ingredients, we may not be able to satisfy everyone today!"

A chorus of sighs filled the small square.

"But!" Lu Feng raised his voice, "To thank everyone for their support, and to ensure you didn't come for nothing, I've decided to give each of you here today two skewers of 'Fiery Beef' and a vegetarian bun for free!"

Consider today's money earned for nothing! Lu Feng immediately transformed into a ruthless meat-cutting machine, and with the addition of the high-tech packaging machine, a truly ruthless skewering machine, he rushed to produce the meat.

Master Ruchen quickly directed the monks to take out all the steamed buns that Lufeng had prepared for the temple, steam them, and then distribute them to everyone present.

After the steamed buns were eaten, the kebabs from Lufeng were put on the grill. After working on it for a while, everyone present finally got to eat.

Although the quantity was limited, each person at the scene received two skewers of spicy beef and a vegetarian bun. But as the saying goes, "He who eats another's food is bound to do his bidding," so these people couldn't very well continue to complain, could they?

Lu Feng's hands were almost cramping, but the thought that his reputation could be turned around made him chuckle. This was real-time wisdom. Even if it couldn't compare to Ikkyu, it was comparable to the light bulb on Pleasant Goat's head.

Thinking this way, Lu Feng's hands were tired, but his heart was still happy.

However, it was all just wishful thinking on his part. He never expected that he would still be scolded.

What are two skewers of grilled meat to these people who have been waiting for so long?

It's the devil! It's the abyss! It's the ultimate torture of tasting the most delicious food but only being given a lick.

Almost everyone who received two skewers of grilled meat finished them off in the blink of an eye.

Then, looking at the bare bamboo stick in my hand, it was as if I had entered a state of sage mode after just a few moments on a plane, and my whole being instantly transformed from "intoxicated and unaware of the way home" into a huge emptiness.

"Don't say all things turn to nothing, for before they turn, they are all dreams! After eating these two skewers, it felt like I had a beautiful dream, and when I woke up, everything was gone. Su Shi was right!"

"Two skewers! Not even enough to fill a gap between your teeth!"

"That's it? That's all?!"

"Boss Lu, are you a dog?! Are you doing this on purpose?!"

"I've never hated the word 'free' so much!"

"I want to report this!"

"Hello, 110? Yes, I've been attacked? What kind of attack? It's food that's launched a brutal psychological attack on me! I'm really not crazy! It's true! Don't hang up, officer!"

By the time everyone was ready to confront Lu Feng, he had already switched the stroller to riding mode. At that moment, he finally understood why the system was set to 60 mph.

Because the fastest speed a normal person can run at is about 30 miles per hour, he could just escape at twice that speed.

"You bastard, you wait and see!" This is what the locals are cursing.

"You climb back up to the Shu Road, you bastard!" This had already forced the diners to speak Sichuan dialect.

Lu Feng ran out of Qingzhu Mountain and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

However, he still underestimated these diners.