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Chapter 67 White Plus Yellow

Pat said, "I've made French films my whole life and never won a major award, but then I made an English film and Berlin gave me the Golden Bear. They think I care? Pshaw!"

Michelle chimed in, "Exactly! I think French sounds much better than English, and it's easier to remember too..."

Han Yi listened to the script while glancing at the teleprompter, thinking to himself, "You two are the boss, and your English and French are nothing compared to my authentic Northern dialect."

He smiled and changed the subject, asking, "Director Pat, I'm a big fan of yours."

Pat turned around and looked at Han Yi with a smile.

The next routine is: Pat asks, "Which of my movies do you like the most? Which character in it do you like the most?"

But is Han Yi a decent person? Han Yi directly unleashed his ultimate move, saying:

"Director Pat, I'd like to ask your opinion. What are your thoughts on French actors with darker features? Do you think they're polluting the entire French entertainment industry?"

Pat paused for a moment, blinked, and smiled, "Han...Yi, why do you ask that?"

Han Yi recounted the various situations the crew encountered during filming, and Pat, beaming with smiles, said:

"That's right, Han. Those black guys are useless at everything, they eat everything, they just wait for their paychecks every week, then they just quit and leave, and only come back when the money runs out."

Han Yi sighed and replied, "I never expected it to turn out like this. Those black guys have not only polluted the entire French arts scene, I think they've polluted the entire French race. Sigh..."

Once Han Yi got the group talking, they launched into a long, drawn-out discussion about their usual insults towards Nigo:

Name a Black scientist?

"Uh...uh..."

Name a famous black guy in medicine or biology?

"Uh... Hahaha!!!"

The atmosphere during the recording of the entire show was very harmonious, with everyone on and off stage having a great time.

Seeing the lively atmosphere, Emma took out the props and drinks she had prepared in advance.

Han Yi took the bottle, unscrewed the cap, grabbed a few more glasses, and started making a program in front of the camera.

"Hello, my French friends. My next performance is about whether different colored drinks are compatible."

Look, these are three drinks of different colors: white, black, and yellow.

Han Yi poured half a glass of the white drink out, then poured in the black drink, and said:

"You see, black drinks are extremely polluting. No matter how white something is, if it gets even a little bit of black, it will turn completely black."

As he spoke, Han Yi poured the black drink into the yellow drink and asked, "Look everyone, the yellow skin... the yellow drink is the same."

Some audience members were confused, while others seemed thoughtful, and they all booed in unison.

Finally, Han Yi poured the remaining two half-cups of drink, the yellow and white ones together, and said:

"You see, only when white and yellow are combined can they avoid contaminating each other and instead retain their individual characteristics, right?"

Han Yi placed the three drinks on the table, turned to the side to show them off, and applause erupted from the audience.

Hopefully the production team will dare to leave it uncut, otherwise this Sunday will be very "extraordinary".

January 1, 2003, Wednesday.

New Year.

Han Yi spent his 19th year in France. After making a phone call home, he immediately threw himself into filming "Touch of the Light".

With the project halfway through, there's only one major scene left: Jiang Dangui questioning Philip and Zhang Min.

After the last episode aired, the response was so good that Han Yi is now afraid to go to dark places alone.

This scene was filmed on location. The real-life inspiration for Philippe in "The Intouchables" is Philippe Pozzo di Borgo, who is the Vice President of Beaujolais Champagne, a subsidiary of Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton.

Pozzo lent his villa in the suburbs of Paris to Han Yi for filming. His caregiver, Aberdare, was also on set for this scene, watching the actors' performances.

Han Yi sat in front of the monitor, watching Jiang Wu and François's scene together, with Zhang Min playing the housekeeper Lila behind him.

"Why do you speak French so well? You're the same skin color as me!" Jiang Wu stared incredulously at Zhang Min, who was sitting at the table, and asked.

"Are you French-speaking?"

Zhang Min rolled her eyes speechlessly and said with disdain:

"I've looked at your information. You were born in France, and your family works in Chinatown. By all accounts, you should be a native-born Frenchman. How come you can't speak French and your English is so bad too?"

After a long and rambling speech, Jiang Wu was rendered speechless and turned to look at his client, "Philip."

He happened to turn his head and look at me: "Are you here to get an autograph?"

Jiang Wu took out the contract from his pocket, spread it on the table, and pushed it over, saying:

"Yes, just say I applied for this job. Even though my qualities aren't as outstanding as Niko's, you can just say I'm not interested, as usual."

As Jiang Wu spoke, he sat down on the bench and added, "I need to be rejected three times before I can receive the relief fund."

Philip, leaning back in his wheelchair, suddenly realized: "I see, you're doing this for the aid money, like those other people?"

He steered his wheelchair toward the outside gate, where several people who had come for interviews were just walking out.

Jiang Wu stood up and laid his cards on the table: "Just tell me, are you signing or not?"

"Do you think I can sign like this?" Philip asked, looking up at him.

Jiang Wu put his hands in his waistband. "What a pity. It wouldn't have been too late to hand it in today."

"As you said, it is indeed a pity."

Jiang Wu turned his head and asked, "Can't this lady with yellow skin and a white heart sign for you?"

Zhang Min gripped her pen tightly, about to speak, when Philip interrupted, "Come pick it up at nine o'clock tomorrow. I don't want you to miss out on the relief funds."

Jiang Wu shrugged and replied, "You can just sit here, no need to see me off."

......

After this scene was filmed, the next scenes were Jiang Wu and François's daily life scenes. The filming was not difficult, but it required time to polish the scenes and many details needed time to develop.

Fortunately, Han Yi has plenty of time right now.

Fast forward to the end of January, when SARS broke out in China, and Banlangen (Isatis root), white vinegar, and other similar products were frantically bought up. Fortunately, Han Yi was in France and had been there for more than two months, so he didn't plan to return to China in the first half of the year.

"Okay, okay, I understand, Mom. You and Dad shouldn't go anywhere. Just stay in our hometown. SARS won't reach our poor, remote place. Okay, that's what we'll say."

Han Yi hung up the phone at the Orly Airport terminal, took the suitcase from Fan Xiaopang, and the two talked as they walked:

"Why don't you just go directly to Italy? Why do you have to transit through Paris?"

"Han Yi, you're so boring! Can't someone just miss you and come to see you? Don't move!"

Fan Xiaopang stopped in her tracks, stood in front of Han Yi, and looked him up and down carefully before asking in confusion:

"Is the food in France that good? You don't seem to have lost any weight?"

Han Yi shoved her chubby little hand away with a hint of annoyance, thinking to himself:

"I've been living a life of luxury here, with Emma practically wanting to keep me in her belly. And you, on the other hand, just showed up without a word. But if you're tired of spaghetti, try some jajangmyeon instead."

Yes, the episode of "Very Sunday" that Han Yi participated in before had a phenomenal ratings, and many people in Paris now know about this "cattle boy" from the East.

Emma was also promoted directly, from a guest host to a regular host.

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