I'm 1.9 meters tall and weigh 200 pounds, can I pull the hem?

In the VIP box, Sir Alex Ferguson finally leaned back in his chair.

"Liu's performance was outstanding!"

"Even surpassing Cristiano at the same age!"

"What a pity, if only I were twenty years younger..."

"Did you see that? His speed, his physicality, and his ball control—those two goals were absolutely spectacular..."

As he spoke, a slight smile appeared on the old lord's face.

The assistant beside him stammered.

"Sir, I don't mean to say Liu played poorly; in fact, he performed exceptionally well..."

"Huh? Bernard, just spit it out, stop with all this long, convoluted nonsense."

"Um... sir, we're the losing team today. It wouldn't be good if reporters took pictures of you looking so happy..."

"Oh? Oh! That's true!"

"Fuck, Aston Villa's defense is a pile of crap!"

"Can't Manchester United even break through a defense like this now?"

"Fuck!"

Sir Alex Ferguson is probably really getting old.

Even the hair dryer was turning on a beat slower than usual.

Unlike Wenger, he doesn't always maintain a scholarly elegance.

A hot-tempered, red-faced Scottish old man.

The assistant stood by, trembling with fear.

After cursing for a while, the old lord picked up the water glass next to him and took a sip of water.

"Actually, we can't entirely blame Van Gaal."

"None of these people can break through the defenses on their own right now."

"That French kid is quite capable."

"It can be counted as half."

"And no one can pose a sufficient threat in the middle or in the penalty area."

"They actually have to rely on Fellaini, a midfielder, to go in and act as a target man..."

"If we can get Liu, he can solve both of these problems."

……

Post-match press conference.

Garde was beaming.

"What tactics? Our tactics are mainly focused on the defensive end."

"Of course, we've been in good form lately, but we're definitely at a disadvantage against Manchester United at Old Trafford, so we need to focus on defense."

"As for the attack? Liu has taken care of everything. That's all I have to say."

A reporter raised his hand and asked, "Mr. Gard, Liu has performed so well against Manchester United. What if Manchester United buys him in the winter transfer window?"

"I think you should ask our sporting director, Mr. Almstadt, about this."

Gard knew perfectly well what was going on.

Just before the press conference began, Almstadt had called him.

"Even if Manchester United offered 50 million euros, I wouldn't sell Liu Yang!"

……

Meanwhile, Van Gaal got into another argument with the reporters.

"Manchester United's tactics are fine!"

"Since there aren't any exceptionally talented players on the wings or in the center, this is the only way I can create more opportunities!"

"The same applies to the defensive end!"

"Mata's passing accuracy this season is 89%!"

"Only when the attacking third has stable possession can the defense bear less pressure!"

"We lost entirely to Liu's individual abilities!"

"A big man like him, with speed, strength, and footwork, is a rare gem!"

"Kluivert and Ibrahimovic both played under me."

"These kinds of players are born to be the core of a tactic!"

As he spoke, Van Gaal picked up the tactical board again and gestured on it for the reporter.

The paper on it also has water stains from the Old Trafford pitch.

The reporters below the stage looked at each other in bewilderment.

Once again, everyone was completely dumbfounded.

Assistant coach Giggs was smarter this time, making an excuse that he was going to have one-on-one talks with the young players to comfort their wounded hearts, and did not attend the press conference.

……

In the away team's dressing room at Old Trafford.

The Villa players, who were full of passion on the field, are now beginning to feel a belated fatigue.

Ultimately, although Manchester United is in poor form, even a weakened giant is still a formidable force.

Overall, our strength is still greater than theirs.

Villa players ran their butts off on the pitch to try and close the gaps and hold onto the victory!

Every player who took to the field was panting heavily.

But their excitement remained undiminished.

"Guys, we did it! We really beat Manchester United!"

With captain Agbonlahor leading the way, all the players started cheering again!

……

The entire Villa team returned to the hotel late at night.

Exhausted, Liu Yang returned to his room and opened the system interface in his mind.

"Ding dong! Congratulations on completing the dungeon quest: 'Conquer Old Trafford'!"

"You have achieved a double success, bringing your mission completion rate to 200%!"

Congratulations on receiving: Manchester United Legends Chest x2!

Wait, they added one more?

Liu Yang was overjoyed.

I quickly opened the first treasure chest.

A small figure with ginger-yellow hair appeared in the frame!

A low-key midfield playmaker.

The players are talking about the masters, and the masters are talking about Scholes.

[Manchester United loyalists.]

[The blank check from Moratti was rejected.]

"If you want me to play for you, you have to buy Manchester United first."

Congratulations on obtaining the Paul Scholes "Commander" module!

[Additional attribute bonuses: Long pass +10, Short pass +5, Vision +5!]

[Ding! Your attributes have been improved!]

【长传：71→81，短传：80→85，视野：81→86！】

"Finally, a card to improve organizational skills!"

Liu Yang knows that his primary job is still midfield.

He only occasionally plays as a winger... or a striker.

Villa's squad composition means he's destined to solve problems on his own in many situations.

But if they go to a stronger team or even a top club in the future, they may not have so many opportunities to showcase their talents.

Liu Yang opened the second treasure chest.

[Baby-faced sharpshooter.]

[Ferguson's eternal backup plan.]

Manchester United fans will never forget that close-range tap-in at Camp Nou.

[Congratulations on obtaining the Ole Gunnar Solskjaer "Super Sub" module.]

[Effect: Each time you come on as a substitute, all your attributes for the rest of the match increase by 20%.]

"All attributes?"

Before Liu Yang could even marvel at the generosity of the bonus, the electronic mechanical voice in his mind rang out again.

"In recognition of your outstanding performance, the system is giving you two small gift packs!"

Is there such a good thing?

Liu Yang curiously opened the two small gift bags.

The exposed card took him by surprise!

"That stand-up collar... Cantona?"

"And this guy is so handsome, kind of like a rock star, looks familiar... Wait, George Best?"

"Is this a 'small' gift bag?"

The electronic mechanical voice in my mind rang out once again.

[The King of Manchester United.]

[Unruly and rebellious.]

"I'm very friendly to the fans."

Congratulations on obtaining the Eric Cantona "Flying Kick" module!

[The best George!]

My father was an alcoholic, my mother was an alcoholic, and I was an alcoholic myself.

[Last words: Don't die like me!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the George Best "Old Drunkard" module! Your alcohol tolerance has been greatly increased!]

No wonder it's called a small gift package.

These two modules... cannot be said to be completely useless.

But it is indeed quite bizarre.

System: "Please don't be surprised, host. These two modules will come in handy in your career."

Liu Yang: "..."