Courtyard House: Starting by inheriting the tradition and suppressing the barbarians.

Saturday, the courtyard was filled with joy.

It's not because of the holiday.

It's because Sha Zhu, the "golden bachelor" of the courtyard, is going on a blind date today!

This blind date was arranged by my third uncle, Yan Bugui.

Although Yan Bugui usually liked to scheme, this time he really went all out for the matchmaker's gift and a good meal!

This is introducing their school's new female teacher—Ran Qiuye!

Ran Qiuye was not only beautiful, but also came from a scholarly family.

They are all legitimate public school teachers, and their qualifications are impeccable.

Sha Zhu made a special effort to dress up for this blind date.

Her hair was combed so slicked back that it was shiny and glossy, and I don't know how much hair wax she used; even a fly would have to do the splits if it landed on it.

He was wearing his old Zhongshan suit, which was a bit tight, but he still looked presentable.

He hummed a little tune as he tidied up the house, feeling incredibly happy.

"Hehe, with our background, we're both a head chef and three generations of farm laborers."

"Getting a female teacher is a piece of cake, isn't it?"

However, what he didn't know was that this blind date had been targeted by two people from the very beginning.

One is Xu Damao, and the other is Li Xuan.

Xu Damao has been holding back some mischief these past few days.

He and Sha Zhu are mortal enemies. If Sha Zhu marries such a beautiful wife, how will he ever be able to get along in the courtyard?

So, Xu Damao squatted at the gate of the courtyard early in the morning, waiting to cause trouble.

As for Li Xuan, it was because of He Yushui.

Yesterday, He Yushui told him about Shazhu's blind date, and her words revealed her disappointment.

"If he can really marry a good wife, I'll be happy for him."

"But while he was going on blind dates, he was also having an ambiguous relationship with Qin Huairu."

"Isn't this just setting a bad example for Teacher Ran?"

Upon hearing this, Li Xuan decided to help Sha Zhu.

Help him "face reality"!

……

10:00 AM.

Yan Bugui led Ran Qiuye into the courtyard.

"Teacher Ran, this is He Yuzhu's house."

"He's the head chef at the steel mill; his skills are unparalleled."

"A monthly salary of thirty-seven yuan and fifty cents, the conditions are pretty good!"

Yan Bugui praised him all the way.

Ran Qiuye smiled politely, but her eyes were looking around.

She actually had another ulterior motive for coming today.

She knew that the talented student Li Xuan also lived in this courtyard, and wanted to come and visit him.

As soon as they reached the front yard, Xu Damao jumped out.

"Hey! Uncle, who's this pretty girl?"

Xu Damao approached with a wicked grin, his eyes sweeping over Ran Qiuye.

"Is this someone you're introducing to Sha Zhu?"

"Oh dear, what a pity, such a beautiful flower stuck in cow dung!"

"Xu Damao! What nonsense are you talking about!" Yan Bugui exclaimed anxiously.

"Am I talking nonsense?"

Xu Damao sneered, "Teacher Ran, is it?"

"I advise you to do some more research. This idiot Zhu, although he's a cook, his character... tsk tsk!"

"His ambiguous relationship with a married woman is common knowledge throughout the entire hospital."

"If you marry into this family, you're going to suffer."

Ran Qiuye's expression changed.

Although she doesn't believe in just one opinion, this kind of public opinion does make people uneasy.

"Xu Damao! Shut up!"

At that moment, Sha Zhu heard the commotion and rushed out.

Seeing Xu Damao sabotaging him, he became furious, his face turning red and his neck bulging. "You bastard! How dare you ruin my plans! I'll beat you to death!"

"Look at you! You're getting angry! You're even going to hit someone!"

As Xu Damao ran, he shouted, "This is a violent maniac! Teacher Ran, did you see that clearly?!"

The farce caused Ran Qiuye's reputation to plummet.

But out of politeness, she followed Yan Bugui into Sha Zhu's house.

Sha Zhu's room was fairly clean, and there were sunflower seeds and peanuts on the table.

"Teacher Ran, please sit down, please sit down."

Sha Zhu, with a lecherous look on his face, eagerly poured water for him.

Ran Qiuye sat down politely and chatted casually.

The backyard, the Li family's house.

Li Xuan sat by the window, his mental energy already covering the central courtyard.

Looking at Sha Zhu's fawning expression, Li Xuan sneered.

"Xu Damao has a sharp tongue, but it's still not ruthless enough."

"If we're going to sabotage things, we might as well do it thoroughly!"

"Let Sha Zhu never be able to hold his head up in front of Teacher Ran for the rest of his life."

Li Xuan's mind stirred.

At this moment, Sha Zhu was holding a cup of hot tea, preparing to hand it to Ran Qiuye.

"Teacher Ran, have some tea. This is excellent tea..."

He wore a fawning smile and leaned forward.

In that very instant!

Li Xuan's spiritual power transformed into an invisible hand, which suddenly tugged at Sha Zhu's belt!

The belt was already loosely tied, and this external force—

"collapse!"

A soft sound.

Sha Zhu felt a chill on his waist.

Immediately afterwards, the somewhat baggy work pants slipped down!

It fell right down to my ankles!

It revealed the red underwear underneath, embroidered with large red peonies and covered with patches upon patches!

"what!"

Ran Qiuye was about to take the teacup when she suddenly saw this shocking scene and screamed in fright.

The teacup in his hand was knocked over, and the scalding tea splashed all over Sha Zhu!

"Ouch! It's burning me!"

Sha Zhu jumped up from the scalding heat, but because his pants tripped him, he lost his balance.

"Thump!"

He fell forward.

That big face, perfectly positioned, nestled right into Ran Qiuye's arms!

"What a scoundrel!"

Ran Qiuye was so ashamed and furious that she didn't even think twice before raising her hand and delivering a resounding slap!

"Snapped!"

Sha Zhu was stunned by the beating, and lay on the ground with his pants up, looking completely bewildered.

"Teacher Ran... I didn't mean to."

"But the belt suddenly broke..."

"Disgusting! Shameless! Perverted!"

Ran Qiuye refused to listen to his explanation. She stood up, her eyes red, covered her face, and rushed out of the house.

She never wanted to see that disgusting man again in her life!

"Teacher Ran! Don't go!"

"It's a misunderstanding! This is truly a misunderstanding!"

Yan Bugui was dumbfounded. How could his pants have fallen down all of a sudden?

That silly Zhu is so unreliable!

He quickly chased after him.

Sha Zhu, pulling up his pants, chased after Ran Qiuye to the door, watching her retreating figure, feeling like crying but having no tears left.

"My wife..."

"How the hell did this belt break?!"

Just then, Qin Huairu appeared out of nowhere.

Holding a strip of cloth in her hand, she walked over with a "concerned" expression: "Zhu Zi, are you alright?"

"Your belt broke? I'll find you a rope to tie it up..."

A hint of joy flashed deep in her eyes.

Good thing it turned yellow!

It's better if it turns yellow!

If Sha Zhu really marries that female teacher, who will support their family in the future?

"Get out of my way! Don't get in my way!"

Sha Zhu was furious and shoved Qin Huairu away.

Qin Huairu stumbled from the push, and her eyes instantly reddened.

She stood there looking wronged, and started acting again.

In the backyard.

Li Xuan, who watched the entire "spectacle" with his mental energy, laughed until his stomach hurt.

"Now, Sha Zhu's reputation as a scoundrel is truly cemented."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Li Xuan laughed loudly and walked out.

They happened to run into Ran Qiuye, who was crying as she ran out.

Upon seeing Li Xuan, she immediately wiped away her tears.

"Li Xuan, so you live here too."

When Ran Qiuye saw Li Xuanqing's handsome face, the grievances and disgust in her heart miraculously dissipated.

They're both men, so why is there such a big difference?

One is greasy, sleazy, and has his pants down; the other is sunny, handsome, and full of talent.

"Teacher Ran? What are you doing here?" Li Xuan feigned surprise.

"I...I'm here for a home visit."

Ran Qiuye was too embarrassed to mention the blind date.

"That's perfect, come to my place for a visit."

"I happen to have a few questions about my studies that I'd like to ask you," Li Xuan extended an invitation.

"Okay...okay."

Ran Qiuye blushed slightly and, as if possessed, agreed.

She followed Li Xuan to the backyard, and when they passed the middle courtyard, she didn't even glance at the silly Zhu who was pulling up his pants.

Sha Zhu watched as his beloved goddess actually left with his mortal enemy, Li Xuan.

Moreover, the two were chatting and laughing, and I felt as if I had been hit in the chest with a sledgehammer.

"puff!"

I almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Li Xuan! You son of a bitch!"

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