Martial Arts Crossover: My master tricked Huang Rong into becoming my wife!
Chapter 67 Forget snake gall, I'll swallow even bitter gall bladders for you!
"Gulp."
This time it was Huang Rong's turn to swallow her saliva.
Her previous disgust, nausea, and vomiting vanished instantly in the face of the temptation of the "peerless master".
Who among those who practice martial arts doesn't want to become stronger?
Especially for someone as proud and arrogant as her, if she could eat the snake gall, her power would increase greatly. Even if she ran away from home in the future, she wouldn't be afraid of being caught by her father, and she wouldn't have to put up with this stinking beggar's temper anymore!
Thinking of this, Huang Rong's expression instantly became fascinating.
Her eyes darted around, and she dropped her shocked expression, replacing it with a sweet, cloying smile.
She carried her bowl and moved closer to Chen Yanzhou, her shoulder lightly brushing against his arm.
"Um...Big brother?"
That cry was so sweet and cloying, it was almost sickeningly sweet.
Chen Yanzhou shuddered, goosebumps rising all over his body. He looked at her warily and said, "Speak properly, don't use that high-pitched voice, it's creepy."
"Oh, I'm just happy for you."
Huang Rong wasn't annoyed. She blinked her big, bright eyes and looked at him with admiration: "Brother Chen, your martial arts are so good now, you'll have to protect me in the future."
Chen Yanzhou looked at her with a half-smile: "Didn't you just want your dad to tear me apart and feed me to sharks?"
"Who said that? Who's so blind as to say that?" Huang Rong retorted indignantly. "Brother Chen is also a successor of the Five Greats, and he's on equal footing with my father. We're family!"
"Don't give me that." Chen Yanzhou saw through her little scheme at a glance, pointed to the pot, and said, "If you want meat, just say so. No need to flatter me."
"Of course we have to eat meat."
Huang Rong chuckled and moved even closer, the fragrance of orchids wafting into Chen Yanzhou's nostrils. "However... this snake soup is good, but compared to snake gall, it's probably a bit lacking, isn't it?"
Chen Yanzhou raised an eyebrow: "Who just said that thing looks like a purplish tumor, and that even a dog wouldn't eat it?"
"I was just... I was ignorant!"
Huang Rong was flexible and adaptable; what did face matter when it came to martial arts? She grabbed Chen Yanzhou's sleeve and gently shook it, her voice soft and sweet: "Brother Chen, look how big this valley is, there must be more than just these two snakes, right?"
"Brother Diao is so skilled, catching snakes is like child's play for him."
"Next time... next time if Brother Eagle catches it again, then the snake gall..."
She looked at Chen Yanzhou with pleading eyes, like a greedy little cat begging for food: "Could you share one with me?"
Chen Yanzhou was secretly delighted to see her like this.
This is Huang Rong! And now she's actually acting all cute and coquettish for a snake gall.
The sense of accomplishment is even better than unlocking the Ren and Du meridians.
He deliberately put on a stern face and slowly took a sip of soup: "Well... that's difficult."
"What's so difficult about this?" Huang Rong asked anxiously.
"You saw it yourself, this snake gall bladder smells incredibly foul, and it has to be swallowed raw." Chen Yanzhou looked troubled. "You're a pampered young lady, delicate and precious. What if you get an upset stomach, or vomit everywhere? How am I supposed to explain that to your father?"
"I'm not afraid of fishy smells! I'm not afraid of stench!" Huang Rong raised her hand and swore, her determination unwavering. "I've even eaten spoiled steamed buns, what's a snake gall bladder to me? As long as it helps me increase my internal strength, I'll swallow even a bitter gall bladder, let alone a snake gall bladder!"
"Besides, you ate something too, didn't you? You're fine, so I'll definitely be fine too!"
Chen Yanzhou suppressed a laugh and pretended to ponder, "But this snake gall was caught by Brother Eagle. You know, Brother Eagle has a strange temper..."
"I'll go tell Brother Eagle!"
Huang Rong was also a woman of action; she put down her bowl and headed towards the Condor Heroes.
"return!"
Upon seeing this, Chen Yanzhou grabbed her by the back of her collar and pulled her back.
"Alright, alright, don't mess with Brother Eagle, or it might swat you away with one wing."
Seeing her impatient expression, Chen Yanzhou smiled and said, "It's not that you can't eat it if you want. But we need to agree on three rules."
Huang Rong's eyes lit up, and she nodded like a chick pecking at rice: "Go ahead! Don't just say three chapters, thirty chapters are fine too!"
"First, from now on, the cooking is your responsibility."
"No problem! Leave it to me!"
"And the second one?" Huang Rong looked at Chen Yanzhou with anticipation.
Chen Yanzhou stroked his chin, leaned back against the cold stone wall, and adopted the demeanor of a wealthy landlord: "As for the second one, I haven't thought of it yet."
Huang Rong was taken aback, then became wary: "You're not planning to trick me later, are you?"
"Look at what you're saying." Chen Yanzhou rolled his eyes. "Do you think I'm that kind of person? I'm just worried that if I bring it up now, you won't be able to do it, so I'm giving you some leeway, understand?"
"Okay, I'll owe you if I haven't thought it through yet." Huang Rong was quite straightforward. As long as it wasn't about her going to pluck stars from the sky right now, she was willing to do anything.
She patted her chest loudly, "As long as it doesn't violate the code of chivalry, I will never renege on my debt."
"As for the third..." Chen Yanzhou drawled out the last syllable.
"What about the third one?" Huang Rong leaned closer.
"Thirdly, stop thinking about how to mess with me." Chen Yanzhou glanced at her.
"Tch, stingy, holds grudges," Huang Rong muttered, which was taken as tacit agreement.
Then, she looked at Chen Yanzhou with an even more eager gaze than Wangcai when it saw a bone: "Then... when can I eat snake gall?"
Chen Yanzhou raised his hand and tapped her head, his tone calm and unhurried.
"Haste makes waste. Let's do it tomorrow, first thing tomorrow morning, and I'll have Brother Diao find it for you."
"It's a deal!"
Huang Rong cheered, and a smile as bright as a flower instantly bloomed on her pretty face.
The next moment, Huang Rong picked up the heavy stone pot, ignored Chen Yanzhou's bowl that was stretched out in mid-air waiting for a snack, and walked briskly straight to the Condor Hero.
"Brother Eagle, Brother Eagle."
Huang Rong squatted down in front of the Condor Heroes, smiling obsequiously, her voice excessively sweet: "Come, come, this pot of snake soup was specially made for you, it's very nourishing! Would you like to try it and see if it suits your taste?"
The Divine Eagle tilted its head, looking at the little one who had suddenly become so attentive.
The eagle let out two satisfied cries, and without any hesitation, it plunged its iron-hook-like beak into the pot and began to peck at the food like a whirlwind.
The empty bowl in Chen Yanzhou's hand froze in mid-air, his eyes twitching wildly.
"Hello!"
He couldn't help but protest, "I only had a bowl of soup! I didn't even eat two pieces of meat!"
"I just opened up my Ren and Du meridians, and I need to replenish my Qi and blood right now. You're going to let me go hungry?"
"Skipping one meal won't kill you."
Huang Rong pouted, turned her head and continued stroking the Divine Condor's fur, muttering to herself, "Brother Condor, eat slowly, don't burn yourself... If you catch a snake in the future, can you share one of its gall bladders with me? Just one..."
The Divine Condor, its mouth greasy with food, seemed to understand, and gently patted Huang Rong's head with its enormous wing, as if in agreement.
Huang Rong was overjoyed and turned to Chen Yanzhou, making a face at him: "See? Brother Condor agreed! Consider your snake soup as an initial investment. Don't you know how to do business?"
Chen Yanzhou looked at the pot of snake soup, which had been licked clean even at the bottom by the Divine Eagle, and then at Wangcai, who was drooling and looking on with envy. The two of them looked at each other with a look of desolation in their eyes.
He sighed and muttered, "Women and petty men are the hardest to deal with."
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