Collapse Iron Cosplay Battle Damaged Star Spinal Cut - Everyone Cries to Death

Refugee Lane, the deepest part of the sewers.

More than three thousand high-level nightmare beggars, dressed in rags, were crammed together in a dark mass.

No one spoke, not even daring to breathe too loudly.

All eyes were fixed on the front.

There.

Big idiot is kneeling in the mud.

He held a tattered piece of cloth that he had forcibly torn from his worn-out imperial chef's uniform, and with a charred wooden stick, he scrawled several shocking characters on it, the force penetrating the paper:

The Tomb of Jing Ke, the Brave Warrior.

Big idiot propped the rag up with two tree branches and solemnly stuck it into a pile of mud.

This is the cenotaph he erected for Jing Ke.

After doing all this.

With a "thump".

Big Slut slammed his knees heavily into the mud and covered his face with his hands.

"Waaaaaaahh ...

"My brother Jing Ke!!!"

"You died a horrible death!!!"

The big idiot cried his heart out, his face covered in tears and snot, and he even frantically pounded the ground in the mud.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Mud and water splashed everywhere, covering him completely and making him look even more miserable and tragic.

But nobody knows.

As Da Sabi buried his face in the mud, his bright little eyes were slyly observing the reactions of the three thousand "relatives" around him through his fingers.

【cry!】

【I'm going to make sure you all cripple today!】

The more heroically we exaggerate Jing Ke's death, the greater my contribution as an undercover agent will be, and only then will I be able to completely fool everyone today!

……

"You big idiot..."

Uncle Mengyan walked forward shakily, tears streaming down his face, and grabbed Da Sabi's shoulder.

"Good nephew, don't cry."

"Quickly tell your second uncle, how exactly did Brother Jing Ke leave?"

"He was carrying the most exquisite poisoned dagger that the entire village had pooled together, yet he didn't even get close to that tyrant?"

Hearing his second uncle ask a question.

Big idiot suddenly raised his head, his mud-covered face filled with grief, indignation and resentment!

"We're getting closer!"

"It's more than just getting closer!"

The big idiot gritted his teeth, spitting everywhere, and began his Oscar-worthy fabrication:

"Second Uncle! Aunt! You have no idea how dangerous it was!"

"The brothers Jing Ke were truly valiant warriors!"

"Alone, carrying a poisoned dagger, he fought his way through the outer defenses of the palace and stormed into the main hall!"

The three thousand nightmares all gasped in shock.

"They've stormed the imperial palace?!"

"Truly worthy of being our chosen number one assassin!"

With red-rimmed eyes and a hoarse voice, Da Sabi continued to play:

"But!"

"Just as the Jing Ke brothers were about to succeed!"

"The four killing gods beside the tyrant have appeared!"

To increase credibility, the big idiot stood up and gestured wildly, indicating the famous name:

"That expressionless man with the spear thrust out, and it transformed into a gigantic azure dragon!"

"That pink-haired witch with the ice bow unleashed a volley of arrows, freezing the entire hall into a glacier!"

"And then there's this bespectacled, seemingly refined scoundrel who can casually create a black hole capable of swallowing stars with a flick of his wrist!"

"The most terrifying one is an armored madman covered in green flames; when he punches, the earth shakes!"

The big idiot's boasting became increasingly outrageous, but the three thousand nightmares below turned pale and trembled all over.

In their minds, whose magical powers were sealed, this was practically god-level combat power!

"Then...what about Brother Jing Ke?" Aunt Nightmare asked in horror, covering her mouth.

"The Jing Ke brothers?"

The big idiot looked up to the sky and sighed, squeezing out two crocodile tears:

"The Jing brothers, facing the combined attack of the four killing gods, did not retreat an inch!"

"With his mortal body, he fought the four great killing gods for a full three hundred rounds in the imperial palace!!!"

"Swords flashing! Blood and flesh flying everywhere!"

"He withstood the tearing apart of the black hole, dodged a hail of arrows, and even caught the azure water dragon with his bare hands!"

Big idiot spoke with great passion, as if he were right there next to him, munching on popcorn and watching a live broadcast.

"But……"

"Two fists can't beat four hands!"

Big idiot closed his eyes in pain:

"The brothers Jing Ke eventually exhausted themselves."

"It looks like those four killing gods are about to capture him alive, torture him severely, and force him to reveal the whereabouts of us in the refugee alley!"

"Guess what the Jing Ke brothers did?!"

Three Thousand Nightmares' hearts leaped into their throats: "What did I do?!"

The big idiot slapped his thigh and roared at the top of his lungs:

"To protect our three thousand brothers!"

"To prevent that 'specially crafted poison dagger,' which embodies everyone's essence, from falling into enemy hands and being countered by them!"

"Brother Jing Ke..."

He laughed loudly three times, looking up at the sky!

"He swallowed that highly poisoned dagger whole!!!"

"Then he detonated the last remaining trace of his spiritual energy!"

"Bang!!!"

The big idiot made an explosion gesture with both hands in mid-air:

"They were blown to pieces on the spot! Their souls were completely annihilated!"

"They didn't leave that tyrant a single hair!!!"

……

……

Dead silence.

The sewers were deathly silent.

Followed by.

"Wa ...

More than three thousand nightmare beggars finally couldn't hold back anymore!

The cries were deafening!

"My brother Jing Ke!!!"

My second uncle, overcome by nightmares, knelt down with a thud before the tattered cenotaph, frantically pounding his chest and wailing uncontrollably.

"You died a truly heroic death!!!"

"To protect us, you actually swallowed poison and exploded!"

"You are the eternal pride of my Nightmare Clan!!!"

The eldest aunt's nightmare made her cry so hard she fainted, and the other little nightmares frantically tried to pinch her philtrum.

Everyone was deeply saddened by Jing Ke's "heroic sacrifice".

No one doubted what Big Stupid said.

This description perfectly captures the tragic end of a lone hero!

……

Big idiot took a deep breath.

I rubbed my eyes hard until they were red and swollen.

Then, he suddenly stood up.

He walked to the front of the crowd and pressed his hands down forcefully.

"Family members! Quiet!!!"

Big idiot's voice was loud and firm:

Crying won't solve anything!

"Although Brother Jing Ke sacrificed his life!"

"but!"

"His blood was absolutely not shed in vain!!!"

The big idiot's eyes were filled with fanaticism, and he lowered his voice, as if announcing a shocking secret:

"At the very moment the Jing Ke brothers self-destructed!"

"I hid through the crack in the door of the imperial kitchen and witnessed a colossal flaw!!!"

The three thousand nightmares stopped crying instantly and all looked up at him.

"What flaw?" Second Uncle asked, his eyes red with nightmares.

The big idiot said, enunciating each word clearly:

"That tyrant..."

"She is currently in a period of extreme weakness!!!"

……

"A period of weakness?"

"That's right!"

That big idiot was absolutely certain:

"You don't know, that tyrant, though he seems invincible..."

"But there are actually several conflicting forces within her!"

"I saw it with my own eyes; she was sitting on the dragon throne, her body uncontrollably leaning back, her eyes rolling back!"

"It's still spewing black smoke out of its mouth!"

"It's making that weird 'uh...hiccup...uh...hiccup...' sound coming from its throat!"

"even!"

The big idiot pointed to his stomach and gestured exaggeratedly:

"She was so weak that the buttons on her dragon robe were forced open!"

"My stomach is terribly swollen!"

"This is clearly a backlash from the cultivation technique, a sign of energy going berserk, and a potential for qi deviation at any moment!!!"

……

"I think our last chance has come!!!!"