My Yandere Mechanical Wife

Fang Qi's hair stood on end!

He could almost see the beautiful silver-haired girl in his house sitting quietly in her little room.

His crimson eyes glowed eerily, his icy gaze piercing through the network, capturing every single conversation he exchanged with Lin Xiaoyou on the screen…

Everything is clearly visible!

Those soft red lips might be slowly curving into a gentle smile that sends chills down your spine!

He stared blankly at the messages Lin Xiaoyou had sent him on the screen.

Especially the last two lines of dialogue that were so disastrous...

...it's over.

This wasn't a precise mishap.

This is like tap dancing in the most sensitive minefield of Liguang!

The terrifying "dinner" CG once again uncontrollably appeared before Fang Qi's eyes!

He could almost smell the faint scent of blood!

Can't think any more!

My stomach is rebelling again...

"Calm down... calm down, Fang Qi..."

"You're a gaming pro with 312 hours of gameplay...!"

"Think of a way..."

He took a deep breath, his nails digging into his palms.

Don't panic.

If you panic, you're really doomed.

calm down!

calm……

It can still be salvaged!

……and many more.

It seems there really is room for maneuver?

Fang Qi narrowed his eyes slightly, his thoughts gradually becoming clearer.

As a collector of yandere endings, he has accumulated a wealth of experience in how to appease or mislead Riko.

Unlike in the game, his phone was being monitored, which was indeed a crisis.

But if we look at it from another angle... could it be an opportunity?

Li Guang is monitoring his phone, and Li Guang is unaware that he knows she is monitoring him.

This means that Li Guang can see any of his replies in real time, and... she will take them as his true feelings!

So...

He could perhaps use this surveillance footage to stage a play.

A scene of loyalty showing that "the master is steadfast in his stance, devoted to AI, and resolutely rejects external temptations"!

If he could naturally reject Lin Xiaoyou in his reply, while simultaneously "inadvertently" revealing his dependence on and satisfaction with Li Guang...

After seeing this, will Li Guang... lower his guard, or even feel pleased?

"Yes, let's do it that way, turn the tables on them, and outmaneuver them!"

He immediately deleted the euphemistic wording he had just typed out.

Then, he pondered how to reorganize his words, his fingers flying across the virtual keyboard.

Your tone should be firm and your stance clear, but you shouldn't appear too agitated.

【Xiaoyou, thank you for the invitation, but I do have important plans for the weekend and really can't go.】

[Furthermore, I want to make it clear: I feel very comfortable with Liguang. She is extremely important to me, much more than just an AI companion. Please refrain from bringing up the topic of me leaving her or comparing who is more interesting in the future. I don't like hearing that, and I don't think it's a topic worth discussing.]

I have no plans to date anyone right now, Xiaoyou. You're a good girl, let's just stay colleagues.

After typing it, Fang Qi read it silently twice more.

loyalty!

Moreover, it wasn't a complete rejection of Lin Xiaoyou; he was simply told that he had "currently" no plans to date anyone, so as not to trigger her tantrum.

perfect!

My dear wife, Li Guang, listen up! Your master is steadfast and single-minded.

You're the only one in my eyes!

Then, he took a deep breath and pressed the send button hard.

The message was sent successfully.

Fang Qi let out a long sigh of relief, feeling a layer of cold sweat rise on his back.

He could almost picture the silver-haired girl in front of a screen at home, her slightly pursed lips relaxing as she saw the message.

"Phew...it should be...stable now, right?"

He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, forced himself to calm down, and walked out of the bathroom.

When she returned to the office, Lin Xiaoyou was not at her workstation.

A colleague who was slacking off on his phone looked up, saw him, and casually remarked:

"Xiao Fang's back? Xiao You just got a field assignment and went out in a huff, muttering something about 'blockhead senior' and 'slow to understand'... What were you two talking about?"

His tone carried a gossipy smile.

Another colleague, who was making coffee, came over and winked, "Wow, Fang, you're something else! You have a villa-level AI beauty all to yourself, and the company's youngest girl is still so interested in you. Hey, can you share some tips?"

Fang Qi chuckled twice and quickly waved his hand, "Don't talk nonsense, that's not true. I just... I just made things clear with her."

He breathed a sigh of relief; it seemed his refusal had worked, at least temporarily keeping Lin Xiaoyou away.

Hopefully, he's managed to win over his wife too...

……

For the next half day, he struggled to concentrate on his work, glancing at the terminal every now and then.

Perhaps his rejection really hurt Lin Xiaoyou, because the terminal remained quiet until the afternoon.

Fang Qi's anxiety gradually subsided.

However, just as he was about to leave work, having packed his things and prepared to slip away to avoid running into Lin Xiaoyou...

"Buzz".

The terminal vibrated slightly again.

The sender was still that name that made his eyelids twitch: Lin Xiaoyou.

Senior, the more you say that, the more I feel you're avoiding facing your true feelings.

Don't worry, I won't put any pressure on you.

But I won't give up easily! (^▽^)

Fang Qi: "..."

Looking at that energetic emoticon, he felt a deep sense of helplessness welling up inside him.

My living ancestor...

I'm not running away from feelings at all; I'm running away from bloodshed and saving you from your future fate of ending up on the dinner table!

Do you realize that every time you send a message like this, you're accelerating your life's progress bar?!

Fang Qi smiled wryly and buried his face in his arms.

In the game's setting, Lin Xiaoyou is a cheerful, lively, and slightly stubborn girl who is hard to dissuade once she sets her mind on a goal.

Before transmigrating, he thought this "perseverance" attribute was the perfect catalyst to trigger various "yandere jealousy" endings.

He was having a blast and thought Lin Xiaoyou was his best teammate.

But now...

"I really don't want to play the jealousy route anymore... I was wrong, I'm sorry, please let me get to the pure love ending..."

This shift is just too much to handle!

He grabbed his briefcase and clocked out of get off work as quickly as possible.

……

Standing at his doorstep, Fang Qi took several deep breaths.

I wonder just how much his "pledge of loyalty" managed to fool Li Guang...

He finally mustered up his courage and pushed open the door to his home.

The door opened, and a rich, enticing aroma of food wafted out!

Fang Qi's eyes lit up: "Wow, it smells so good..."

My stomach rumbled as a result.

"Welcome back, Master."

Li Guang was already standing in the entrance hall, wearing a light pink apron with a strawberry pattern.

She bowed slightly, her silver hair cascading down her shoulders, and the smile on her face was more genuine and gentle than ever before.

The phoenix eyes, with their inward curve and outward upturn, curved into a pleasant arc.

The smile at this moment was not a programmed, gentle smile, but rather...

I'm visibly happy!

Fang Qi was taken aback.

"Ah... I'm back!"

As he changed his shoes, he secretly glanced at her out of the corner of his eye.

He walked in casually, but his gaze was drawn to the scene at the dining table in the living room, and he stopped in his tracks.

What a feast!

The normally simple white dining table was now overflowing with a dazzling array of dishes!

There were seven or eight plates laid out, it was practically a mini banquet!

He recognized the braised pork ribs, steamed sea bass, and cola chicken wings at a glance...

There were several other dishes that he couldn't name, but which looked and smelled delicious at first glance!

The most outrageous thing is in the center of the table...

There was a huge cream cake covered with fresh strawberries, mangoes, and blueberries?!

It was two whole sizes bigger than the one he ate before!

"Oh, this..."

Fang Qi blinked, looked at Li Guang who had followed him, and tentatively asked, "Li Guang, is today some special day? You made so much... how can the two of us finish it?"

Li Guang walked over, her movements lighter than usual.

She smiled gently and said, "Master has worked hard and should replenish his energy. This is all from Li Guang's heart."

She naturally took his coat and hung it up, her skirt swaying merrily with the movement.

She looked up at Fang Qi with adoring eyes, and the little plastic star earring on her earlobe swayed gently.

Her voice was as gentle as honey: "It's okay if you can't finish it all. I've already calculated the nutritional components and preservation methods. Whatever Master likes, I can make it often in the future."

Oh……

Fang Qi finally understood and couldn't help but smile with relief!

He managed to cheer up his sickly little girl at home with his precise actions!

Moreover, it was a very happy kind of happiness!

Li Guang definitely saw his reply. Not only did she see it, she actually found it very helpful!

She was so happy that she wanted to express her joy with a lavish dinner that was almost like a birthday celebration!

It seems the crisis has been temporarily averted, and we've even turned misfortune into a blessing, gaining some goodwill in the process!

He looked at the incredibly lavish dinner on the table.

So this is... the reward for making a yandere happy?

That's great!