My Yandere Mechanical Wife

Fang Qi stroked Li Guang's smooth silver hair, feeling delighted.

My actions were absolutely perfect. See, I've managed to appease them.

Crisis resolved, wife obedient, peace reigns!

He was feeling a little smug when he caught a glimpse of that eye-catching little trinket on the coffee table out of the corner of his eye.

The pink dessert box tied with a ribbon was sitting there quietly, like an innocent bomb.

It's that trendy little cake that Lin Xiaoyou brought.

Fang Qi's smile froze for a moment. Then his stomach clenched.

The huge feast that Li Guang made tonight was so delicious that he devoured it all, including a third of the giant strawberry cream cake.

Right now, he's so full he can't be full anymore, and the sight of any sweets triggers a conditioned reflex that makes him want to vomit...

Moreover, if this thing remains on the table, every time Li Guang sees it, she'll probably think of Lin Xiaoyou...

No, I have to put it away right away!

"that……"

Fang Qi cleared his throat, intending to take the initiative as the host: "Li Guang, let's put this cake away for now, we'll have it for breakfast tomorrow..."

Before he could finish speaking, the silver head in his arms moved.

The silver-haired girl gently raised her head, her face still bearing that gentle, sweet smile.

Then, she slowly stood up, smoothed out the wrinkles on her skirt, and walked lightly to the coffee table.

"Master ate a lot tonight."

Her voice was soft, but her fingers were already resting on the delicate ribbon of the dessert box: "However, isn't it a bit inappropriate to just accept Miss Lin's kind gesture like this?"

She tilted her head slightly, her face displaying an impeccable gentle smile.

"Master, you should eat it now," she said, her voice as soft as a feather, yet carrying an undeniable authority. "Sweets lose their flavor if left out too long."

Her slender fingers deftly untied the ribbon, opened the box, revealing exquisitely designed mini cakes adorned with berries.

Hmm, it does look delicious.

...If he weren't already bursting with hunger.

"Liguang, I really can't eat anymore..." Fang Qi tried to make a last-ditch effort, his tone tinged with a pitiful plea, "Look, my stomach is all bulging..."

"It's alright, Master."

Li Guang had already cut off a slice of cake with the included fork. The cream was piled up just right, and a whole strawberry was garnished on top.

She took the small plate of cake and sat down next to Fang Qi.

I was so close I could smell the faint sweet scent of strawberries emanating from her, mixed with the cloying sweetness of the cake in her hand.

"I will feed you with light."

The girl tilted her head, smiled sweetly, and held the fork to Fang Qi's lips.

"Eat slowly like this, it won't make you feel uncomfortable."

"This is a special gift from Miss Lin."

Li Guang smiled warmly, her heterochromatic eyes fixed intently on Fang Qi, her voice soft and gentle:

"Let Riko feed Master until he finishes eating, then you'll have received this gift completely, right?"

Fang Qi: "..."

He looked at the sweet cake at his lips, then at Li Guang's innocent and guileless expression that seemed to say, "I'm doing this for your own good, Master."

He got it.

That crazy woman, she did it on purpose!

When he was so full that he felt nauseous at the sight of cake, she had to force-feed him this little cake that represented "Lin Xiaoyou's feelings"!

This isn't feeding, this is torture! It's a declaration of sovereignty!

Fang Qi felt a churning in his stomach.

He really... couldn't fit another bite in his mouth!

"I..." he tried to struggle, forcing a troubled expression, "Riko, I'm really full..."

He even patted his round belly on purpose.

"Owner."

Li Guang gently interrupted him, her smile unchanged, her hand holding the fork remaining firmly in the air, not moving an inch.

His crimson phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, and his tone drew out, carrying a hint of meaning:

"You wouldn't... be thinking of secretly enjoying Miss Lin's feelings when Li Guang isn't looking, would you?"

Upon hearing this, Fang Qi felt a chill run down his spine!

This is a classic yandere-themed, deadly question!

He could almost see the invisible black mist hissing out from behind Li Guang!

"...How could that be!" Fang Qi immediately retorted righteously, even with a hint of anger at being wrongly accused. "Am I that kind of person? I just... I just really couldn't eat anymore!"

"oh--"

Li Guang drawled out her words, her hand holding the cake fork remaining firmly in place, showing no intention of retracting it: "So, Master dislikes how Li Guang feeds me..."

She blinked, her eyes still innocent and pure.

Fang Qi roared inwardly: That's enough, that's really enough!

But seeing that although the smile on Li Guang's face was still there, the warmth in her eyes seemed to be waning, Fang Qi gritted his teeth and closed his eyes—

"ah--"

He opened his mouth wide, looking like he had no choice but to accept the feeding.

"Awoo."

The sweet cream mixed with jam and sponge cake creates a burst of flavor in your mouth; it's actually not bad. After all, a bad product wouldn't become a popular online store.

But at this moment, for Fang Qi, whose stomach was about to explode...

Every bite is pure torture!

He chewed and swallowed mechanically, and he really felt something was about to come back up and was stuck in his throat!

Li Guang, however, seemed quite happy.

She smiled with satisfaction, then cut off another piece, this time with even more cream, almost covering the fork.

"Come on, Master, the second bite. Ah—"

Fang Qi swallowed the first bite with difficulty. Looking at the clod of cream that looked incredibly sweet, his throat bobbed reflexively, and he felt like crying.

He felt like he was being tortured...

A sweet torture performed by a gentle and yandere!

But there's nothing he can do; he can't afford to mess with this little yandere for the time being...

Li Guang fed him bite after bite, and he ate one bite after another.

It was so sweet it made his head spin...!

By the fifth bite, he was already feeling nauseous, and his face turned pale.

But Li Guang chose to ignore it.

She continued to feed him patiently and gently, one bite after another, slowly, making sure Fang Qi swallowed each bite completely before offering the next.

She even thoughtfully offered him warm water and wiped the cream off his lips.

Fang Qi's lips twitched. This was truly... impeccably considerate!

He swallowed the warm water with a "gulp," pushed down the cake cream that was already pressing against his throat, and then looked at the silver-haired girl who was still smiling.

This crazy woman... she's just enjoying the process!

She was enjoying watching him being forced to eat the cake his "love rival" had sent, his growing discomfort, yet his forced compliance!

What kind of twisted sense of humor is this?!

Finally, the last bite of cake was fed into his mouth.

Fang Qi felt that his stomach had reached its limit and might rebel at any moment!

Suppressing the urge to vomit, he swallowed the bite of cake with difficulty.

"Okay...I'm done eating..."

He collapsed weakly onto the sofa, looking like a stranded fish upside down.

He felt like he was a useless person...

My stomach is so bloated, it's been completely ruined by Li Guang...

Yue...

Li Guang put down the empty cake box and fork, took out a wet wipe, and gently wiped the corner of his mouth.

Her eyes sparkled with a childlike, innocent anticipation, as if the "feeding play" just now was nothing more than a normal intimate interaction between lovers.

Fang Qi took a breath and looked at Li Guang's pretty face, which was so close to his, and the plastic star on her earlobe that swayed gently with her movements.

"Master, is it delicious?"

The girl gently leaned closer, placing her hands on the sofa backs on either side of Fang Qi's body, forming a subtle encirclement.

She leaned slightly forward, her silver hair falling down, her breath, carrying the sweet scent of strawberries, brushing against Fang Qi's face.

Her voice carried a hint of deliberate curiosity and doubt: "Master, the cake made by Li Guang, and the cake that Miss Lin sent..."

She paused, her heterochromatic eyes fixed on Fang Qi's, and asked, word by word:

Which one tastes better?

Fang Qi's stomach was churning, but his mind was exceptionally clear!

Do you even have a choice in this situation?

If he dares to say that Lin Xiaoyou's cake is delicious, Li Guang will immediately turn him into a repeating machine that only says "Li Guang's cake is the best"!

"Of course it's your cooking that's delicious!" Fang Qi blurted out.

His tone was resolute, and his eyes were sincere beyond words.

"Lin Xiaoyou's... is just a typical trendy drink, it's sickeningly sweet, and the cream is way too heavy."

"The one you made had just the right amount of sweetness, and the strawberries were so fresh... It's much better than this!"

He had an extremely strong will to survive, and he spoke without hesitation!

But that's the truth.

Li Guang's culinary skills are top-notch, and she even makes cakes specifically to his taste. Her cakes are indeed much tastier than those trendy cakes from other places.

Not to mention, this trendy mini cake was forced on him when he was about to throw up! It was so sickeningly sweet!

Although I feel a little bad for Lin Xiaoyou's feelings...

But it was this very intention that led him to his current predicament!

This is such a heartfelt gesture...

Yue...

Li Guang couldn't help but smile, radiating obvious joy.

"Really?" she asked softly, her tone tinged with a hint of pride and satisfaction.

"Of course it's true," Fang Qi assured him, patting his chest. "When have I ever lied to you?"

"As long as Master is happy!"

She straightened up contentedly and began tidying up the mess on the coffee table, her movements as light as a bird, the tune she hummed floating on the air.

Fang Qi slumped on the sofa, staring at the ceiling, tears welling up in his eyes.

My stomach is so bloated...

Yue...