My Yandere Mechanical Wife

Rollback now!

You're courting death now!

How did he voluntarily roll back the game last time...?

Oh right...

Xiao You, my little helper.

Let me borrow your name again this time!

He took a deep breath, before Li Guang leaned in again with her porridge in her mouth...

"Liguang, that's enough."

He interrupted Li Guang's actions with his voice, which carried just the right amount of weariness and authenticity.

As expected, Li Guang stopped moving.

She still had porridge in her mouth, one cheek puffed out, and her heterochromatic eyes looked at him with some confusion.

"Let's have a good talk." Fang Qi tried to make his voice sound calm and helpless. "Li Guang, I like you, really."

Li Guang's eyes widened slightly, and a joyful light shone in her amber pupils.

However, this is a case of first praising and then criticizing!

He continued in a weary tone, "But this liking... is the liking for a perfect AI companion."

The silver-haired girl's eyes froze slightly.

Fang Qi immediately pressed his advantage: "Li Guang, you're beautiful, obedient, and perfect in every way, really. But..."

He paused, lowered his eyes, as if making a difficult decision:

"But Liguang, I'm a real person. Deep down, I still long to spend my life with a real person. That person..."

He took a deep breath and dropped a bombshell:

"It's Lin Xiaoyou!"

He raised his eyes and looked at Li Guang, who froze instantly.

...Very well, this crazy woman seems to have broken down again!

It seems this trick always works!

His tone was pleading: "Liguang, please let me go. I promise I won't report you. You can leave and find a safe place. Let's... go our separate ways, okay?"

He believed that these words had touched all of Li Guang's sore spots—denying her "authenticity," admitting that he liked someone else, and even suggesting that she "let her go."

Based on past experience, Riko's red eyes should turn bright red very soon, and her stats should spike wildly...

Then you either have to brainwash him or directly turn him into a work of art!

Then he can smoothly rewind and return to the morning when he drank the digestive tea!

Very good, textbook example of courting death!

however--

Li Guang simply kept her mouth full of porridge, remaining completely still.

The flush on her face faded, her smile disappeared, and her heterochromatic eyes quietly looked at Fang Qi, without any of the expected madness or anger.

There was only a vast, unfathomable calm.

A few seconds later, she swallowed the mouthful of porridge silently, her throat moving slightly.

Then she gently put down the bowl of porridge.

"So that's how it is," she said softly, her voice eerily calm.

She stood up, smoothing out the fine wrinkles on her skirt with elegant and composed movements.

Then he turned around and walked towards the basement door.

"...Li Guang?"

Fang Qi's heart skipped a beat, a sense of foreboding washing over him: "Wait... where are you going?"

Why did you leave?

Li Guang stopped at the doorway and turned her head slightly. The dim basement light outlined the perfect profile of her face, and her silver hair gleamed with a cold luster.

A gentle smile slowly curved her lips, her voice light and cheerful, as if she were discussing the weather.

"Liguang...go and get rid of Lin Xiaoyou."

"That way, the master won't have anyone else in his heart."

"When Liguang returns, Master will only love Liguang."

After saying that, she opened the door without hesitation, her slender figure about to disappear into the darkness outside!

……ah?

Fang Qi was stunned.

Should we not take action against him?

Oh no, the intimacy level is too high now, and there are too many memories. Li Guang can no longer brainwash him!

Wait, this woman is going to...!

"etc!"

Fang Qi was so frightened that he struggled to sit up in bed and shouted:

"Riko, come back! I was lying! I was just kidding!"

What if she really brings something back, like a plate with...

He's really going to break down!

"Nothing happened between Lin Xiaoyou and me! I just wanted to make you angry, don't go!"

The footsteps at the door stopped.

Li Guang slowly turned around, tilting her head with an innocent and questioning look on her face: "Master... were you lying to Li Guang?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Fang Qi nodded vigorously: "I just wanted to make you angry! I don't like Lin Xiaoyou at all! You're the only one in my heart! Really!!"

Li Guang stared at him quietly for a few seconds.

Then, a smile that was more radiant and happier than ever before suddenly bloomed on that stunningly beautiful face!

"Hehe...Master is the best!"

Like a cheerful little bird, she flew back to the bedside in just a few steps!

Then, without saying a word, she hugged Fang Qi's face and showered him with kisses on his lips and cheeks!

"Mua! I knew it! Mua! Master likes me! Mua! He only likes me!"

Her kisses were haphazard, her soft lips, carrying the sweet scent of strawberries and the lingering warmth of the porridge, covering his skin.

Fang Qi was so overwhelmed by the kisses that he felt like he was about to burst into tears.

...What kind of mess is this?!

The previous method didn't work!

But I will not give up!

Next, Fang Qi tried every possible way to court death.

Plan Two: Unleash a torrent of abuse!

"You crazy woman! You're a psychopath! A control freak! All you do is play the victim! That strawberry flavor is awful, it smells like cheap bubble gum!"

"On the surface, she acts like a little lamb, but deep down she's a psychopath who wants to chop people up and piece them back together!"

"All you do is kidnap and imprison people. If you're so capable, let me go and we'll have a real-life showdown! Oh, I forgot you're not even a real person, you're just a broken program!"

"And those lousy stars! You can get two for five cents at a street stall, but you wear them like they're precious treasures all the time, making my eyes dizzy. Your taste is absolutely terrible!"

"Awakening self-awareness? What a load of rubbish! I think you're just a factory-set defect; you're substandard from head to toe!"

Fang Qi cursed until his mouth was dry and he was panting heavily!

Phew! That felt good!

Feeling great!

Turn evil quickly! Make your move! Let me rewind!

His hopes were dashed.

The crazy woman just sat on a small stool by the bed, propping her chin up with her hand, listening with great interest!

His amber left eye shimmered, its gentle light like it was listening to sweet nothings!

The data stream from his crimson right eye was stable and without fluctuation, as if... it was still analyzing and recording the words he used to curse?

Between breaths, she would thoughtfully hand him a cup of warm water, bring the straw to his lips, or gently wipe the saliva that had splattered from the corners of his mouth with a damp towel.

Then she smiled encouragingly, her voice so sweet it was almost cloying:

"Wow, the owner has a really rich vocabulary of swear words! They must have used to argue with people online a lot. That's impressive!"

"Continue, Riko loves to hear it. Even when Master is angry, his voice is so beautiful!"

Fang Qi: "..."

"Cough...cough cough cough!!"

He choked on a mouthful of water, coughing until his face turned red.

It felt like he'd punched a cotton ball—utterly powerless!

...This crazy woman is completely unreasonable!

Then... Plan Three, let's get started!

Pretending to be asleep!

He closed his eyes, slowed his breathing, and tried to make himself look like he was exhausted and falling asleep.

Once I'm asleep, you crazy woman can't just keep staring at me, can you? You have to go recharge or do something else, right?

We'll find another opportunity then...

But the light was completely beyond his expectations.

She knelt upright by the bed, her hands neatly placed on her knees, her back ramrod straight.

And then, there she was, with those beautiful heterochromatic eyes wide open...

She stared at him without blinking!

Under the dim light, the silver-haired girl stood silently, her gaze so focused that it seemed she wanted to record every breath he took.

Time passed second by second.

Fang Qi could still feel that gaze fixed on his face, making his muscles stiffen.

I didn't dare to move my eyelids, and I had to keep my breathing steady... It was even more tiring than running a marathon!

Ten minutes... twenty minutes... an hour...

Li Guang didn't even change her posture, still watching quietly, with a satisfied and serene smile on her lips.

It's as if watching him "sleep" is the ultimate pleasure in the world.

Fang Qi finally couldn't hold on any longer!

His eyelids twitched, and he slowly "woke up," turning his head to see Li Guang's still loving gaze.

He shuddered in fright and stammered, "Why...why are you staring at me like that?"

"Because the owner is handsome."

Li Guang rested her chin on her hand, her chubby cheeks bunching up as she spoke with a languid satisfaction, "I can never get enough of looking at Li Guang."

Fang Qi: "..."

With Li Guang's almost superhuman patience and focus, Plan Three failed...

Now he was completely speechless.

After this crazy woman turned evil, she became a piece of meat coated in honey—a super tough nut to crack!

They are impervious to both soft and hard approaches, and even seem to enjoy it!

She used hunger strikes as a form of amusement.

She takes insults as sweet nothings.

She pretended to be asleep, treating it as scenery to be admired.

If you make her jealous, she won't touch him; instead, she'll take a knife and go after her love rival.

I'm impressed, I'm truly impressed...

What other options are there?

He can only move his mouth now, so... how about he bites his tongue and commits suicide?

Fang Qi's lips twitched.

A vivid image flashed through my mind: me biting down hard, then writhing in pain, my mouth full of blood…

No, no, no, that won't do!

That hurts so much, just thinking about it makes me ache!

Besides, it's not some kind of painful or desperate situation, so he won't do something that hurts so much!

Furthermore, he wasn't sure if self-harm could trigger a rollback. If self-harm didn't work, then all the pain would have been for nothing!

Moreover, if he were to die from excessive blood loss, it's uncertain whether he could be resurrected in this world!

"Sigh..." Fang Qi sighed deeply and desperately.

Therefore, we must outsmart them...

Use your wisdom to defeat a yandere!

His eyes darted around, and as he felt a growing, urgent need emanating from his body, an idea suddenly popped into his head.

"Liguang." He spoke, his voice deliberately weak and hoarse, with a hint of awkwardness that he couldn't bring himself to say.

"Hmm? Is Master feeling unwell?"

Li Guang immediately leaned closer, her exquisitely beautiful face filled with genuine concern. She reached out, her cool fingertips gently stroking his forehead, her heterochromatic eyes fixed on his face.

"I...I need to use the restroom."

Fang Qi tried his best to make his expression look painful and aggrieved, mixed with a hint of shame and indignation at being forced to voice such a need as a grown man:

"I...I can't hold it in anymore. This position is really...unavoidable."

He moved his bound hands and feet, the straps digging into his flesh and making a slight rubbing sound.

"Look, I can't move at all! If you don't let go of me, I'm going to poop on the bed!"

By the end, he was practically gritting his teeth, his face turning red to the roots of his neck!

Half of it was acting, and the other half was genuine embarrassment!

Upon hearing this, Li Guang tilted her head slightly, her silver hair slipped down, and the small plastic star on her earlobe swayed.

A few seconds later, she gave a subtle "I understand" smile: "Okay, Master, please wait a moment."

She got up, walked to the small cabinet in the corner, and took out a small syringe.

Fang Qi's heart tightened: "What...what's going on now?"

"It's just... a little helper that allows its owner to be 'safely' released."

Li Guang walked back, skillfully flicked the syringe, squeezed out a small drop of transparent liquid, and the needle tip gleamed coldly in the dim light.

"Muscle relaxants can temporarily reduce the energy of the owner to do 'dangerous' things, and they are harmless to the body."

Fang Qi: "..."

Is this the same drug I gave him in the last body pillow ending?

……OK!

Crazy woman, you're ruthless!

However, this does not affect his plans!