My Yandere Mechanical Wife

"Ding-dong—!"

The doorbell rang crisply yet shrilly.

coming!

Stay calm, Fang Qi, keep your composure!

He had mentally prepared himself and was about to get up from the sofa to open the door...

A pale blue figure gracefully emerged from the kitchen.

It is glass-like.

Her steps were quick and steady, with a deliberate sense of fluidity.

Her silver hair flowed behind her, and the little star on her left earlobe swayed gently.

She walked straight to the entrance hall, her slender, fair hand quickly landing on the doorknob!

They moved so fast that they didn't give Fang Qi a chance to get up!

"Master, let Liguang come." She said obediently, lowering her head.

Fang Qi had barely lifted half of his buttocks off the sofa when he slowly sat back down.

Okay, if you want to show off, then go ahead and do it!

He understands this yandere girl all too well.

In the game, in front of her "love rival," she has to pretend to be "the most perfect AI companion, the one most worthy of her master."

Then Lin Xiaoyou would think Li Guang was so well-behaved, and would act recklessly in front of her...

Until this crazy woman couldn't keep up the act any longer and turned evil on the spot!

But today, he needs to find the right balance!

"Click".

The door opened.

"senior--!!"

A crisp and cheerful sound immediately filled the air!

Fang Qi looked over and saw Lin Xiaoyou standing at the door with a happy expression.

She wore a pale yellow dress that made her skin look fair, and her ponytail was tied high, the ends of her hair bouncing with her movements.

A bright smile graced her pretty face, and she was still carrying that exquisite paper bag with the logo printed on it.

As soon as I entered, those round, almond-shaped eyes...

It actually bypassed the smiling silver-haired girl and precisely locked onto Fang Qi on the sofa!

"senior!"

Lin Xiaoyou's eyes lit up, and she pounced over like a little bird!

"I'm so afraid you're not coming to the office because you're angry with me!"

Fang Qi's pupils immediately contracted!

Wait, why did you start off like this...!

He didn't even have time to react to that warm, soft little body...

She bumped right into his arms!

Two arms wrapped around his neck, and she was almost hanging on him!

Her voice was sweet and sticky, with a hint of coquettishness:

"Senior! I almost cried when I found out you weren't coming to work this morning~"

It's hard.

Fang Qi froze.

My goodness!

You're starting to court disaster right from the start?!

Suddenly, a flash of red light appeared before my eyes!

The silver-haired girl's crimson eyes flashed with a blinding red light the moment Lin Xiaoyou hugged her!

Although it was fleeting, and peace returned in an instant, but...

Fang Qi's breath hitched.

It's obvious the yandere is about to explode!

He immediately grabbed Lin Xiaoyou's shoulders with both hands and pulled her off him!

"Stand still, stand properly!"

His voice was almost cracking: "What kind of behavior is this?!"

Lin Xiaoyou was pushed and staggered back half a step, her round face looking a little dazed.

She blinked, looking a little aggrieved: "Senior?"

"Ahem!" He coughed, then peeked into the entryway.

The silver-haired girl was still standing there, her light blue skirt motionless.

With her hands folded in front of her, her posture remained textbook elegant and docile, and a standard smile graced her pretty face.

But she didn't say a word, nor did she come to entertain the guests.

Just standing there quietly, watching.

Fang Qi's back was instantly soaked!

He... he was too confident...

Lin Xiaoyou, that crazy girl... is not a variable he can easily control!

...Quickly think of a way to make up for it!

"Ahem... Xiao You."

He quickly forced a smile, trying to revive the atmosphere: "I already said, I'm not angry with you."

Then he turned to Li Guang, trying to sound natural: "Li Guang, come here quickly. Xiao You, you two met last night."

As he spoke, he kept his eyes fixed on Lin Xiaoyou!

Hurry up and say hello to Riko!

Hurry up! Don't be reckless!

Lin Xiaoyou then noticed that there was someone standing at the door, and turned to look at the silver-haired girl standing quietly to the side.

"Wow! Radiant light!"

She waved energetically, revealing her slender wrist: "Sorry to bother you again! You look beautiful today too!"

The red light in Li Guang's eyes slowly subsided, eventually returning to calm.

She bowed slightly, her lips still curved in a gentle smile: "Miss Lin, welcome. Please come in."

Fang Qi let out a trembling sigh of relief.

Phew... things are stable for now...!

This is too dangerous...

A crazy woman, a master of courting death...

The moment we met, I gave him a surprise attack!

My 312 hours of experience almost became obsolete in the face of real combat...

He quickly composed himself and said, "Come, come, Xiao You, don't stand at the door, sit down."

"Um!"

Lin Xiaoyou naturally sat down next to Fang Qi!

Fang Qi: "..."

He could smell the faint scent of citrus shampoo, and... the subtle touch of her skirt brushing against his leg.

He glanced at Li Guang with a stiff expression.

Li Guang smiled gently, but the knuckles of her fingers, which were clasped together in front of her, were turning white.

He subtly moved a little distance to the side...

Then, Li Guang's amber eyes softened slightly.

"Master, Miss Lin, please wait a moment. Li Guang will prepare tea and refreshments."

She finished speaking softly and turned to walk towards the kitchen.

Her steps were elegant, and even the swaying of her skirt seemed calculated.

Fang Qi's eyes were glued to her back until she gently closed the kitchen door.

Lin Xiaoyou, however, couldn't wait to start talking and moved closer to him again!

"Senior, let me tell you, you missed out on so much by not coming today!"

She turned to the side, her eyes sparkling, her cheeks flushed with excitement: "At the weekly meeting this morning, the manager..."

She vividly imitated the manager's manner of speaking with a protruding belly and spittle flying everywhere.

Those little expressions were so vivid; they were quite cute and lively.

But Fang Qi has just escaped danger...

I really don't have much of an interest in appreciating it!

"Ah... well, then what?"

He followed Lin Xiaoyou's question, but his ears were constantly listening to the kitchen.

The sounds of cups and saucers clinking, water running, and cabinet doors opening softly came from the kitchen…

Everything is still quite normal.

"And then Sister Li snapped back!"

Lin Xiaoyou gestured excitedly, the thin chain on her wrist swaying: "She just stood up..."

She talked about the funny things that happened in the office today without any restraint, laughing so hard she was doubled over.

Several times he almost fell over onto Fang Qi!

Fang Qi dodged to the side with the utmost effort every time!

Then Gan chuckled and chimed in, "Impressive, impressive..."

"And there's more!"

Lin Xiaoyou opened up completely, talking non-stop about the company's gossip.

The clinking of teacups in the kitchen got a little too loud, and I started to get a little annoyed again...

"Oh, right! Senior..."

Lin Xiaoyou suddenly moved even closer, her warm breath almost touching Fang Qi's ear.

Fang Qi shrank his neck and instinctively leaned back.

But Lin Xiaoyou moved even closer, almost lying on top of him!

Her voice was low, tinged with the joy of sharing a secret:

"I heard that the new intern in the administration department seems to have a crush on you, senior!"

Fang Qi: "?"

She continued to breathe into his ear, her tone gossipy and slightly probing:

"Didn't you fix her printer that day? She even asked around about you afterward... asking if you were single, what kind of girl you liked, and stuff like that!"

Fang Qi: "...???"

No child...

Is there some "unexpected surprise" waiting for him?!

He glanced shakily at the kitchen door.

Although Lin Xiaoyou spoke softly, even deliberately lowering her voice...

But how sensitive is Li Guang's hearing?

Not to mention that at this moment, her attention is absolutely... 100% focused on the commotion here!

The kitchen fell silent.

There was no sound at all.

The sounds of bumping and colliding with a hint of temper were gone, as were the sounds of flowing water.

It's eerily quiet!

Fang Qi was also drenched in sweat!

"Cough!! Xiao You, what nonsense are you spouting!"

His face instantly hardened, and his voice unconsciously rose: "She was just asking politely! Don't spread rumors! It would be so embarrassing for the young lady to hear that!"

"oops……"

Lin Xiaoyou stuck out her tongue, looking playful, with a hint of satisfaction that "the senior isn't interested in other women."

"I was just saying, I didn't tell anyone..."

She immediately changed the subject and began talking about other gossip with great interest.

Fang Qi felt like he was sitting on pins and needles.

The kitchen had been quiet for quite a while.

There was no sound at all.

This is really not right...

Given Li Guang's usual efficient work pace, those two cups of tea should have been brewed long ago...

My dear wife, Li Guang, come out here quickly!

How am I supposed to operate this if you don't come out?

Don't let yourself turn evil in there!

Just as Lin Xiaoyou was holding up the paper bag in her hand, saying how delicious the snacks were—

The kitchen door was finally gently pushed open.

The silver-haired girl came out carrying a wooden tray.

Her gait was light, her silver hair swayed gently over her shoulders, and her smile was gentle and kind.

Lin Xiaoyou, with her back to the kitchen, didn't notice Li Guang coming out and was still describing things with great interest:

"And also, senior, yesterday afternoon..."

Fang Qi absentmindedly responded with "Mmm, really?" while keeping his eyes glued to Li Guang out of the corner of his eye.

The silver-haired girl walked to the coffee table, slightly bent her knees, and gently placed Fang Qi's cup of tea down.

The movements are gentle.

Then, she turned to Lin Xiaoyou.

She picked up another cup of pale yellow floral tea from the tray.

Then--

"Bang!"

The bottom of the cup collided solidly with the tabletop!

"So, senpai, I... ah!"

Lin Xiaoyou, who was speaking animatedly, was so startled that she shrank back and stopped talking abruptly!

The tea in the cup sloshed violently and splashed out of the rim, spilling onto the coffee table!

Fang Qi: "..."

Li Guang had already straightened up, folded her hands back in front of her, and wore a perfectly docile smile on her face.

She lowered her gaze, and a strand of silver hair gently fell down, obscuring her crimson eye.

"Miss Lin, please have some tea."