My Yandere Mechanical Wife

She...she seemed to have just said something like...?

Fang Qi's head went blank for a moment!

……shut up.

Shut up!!!

Lin Xiaoyou, you're my ancestor!!!

Shut up!

He was terrified and trembling, glancing at Li Guang out of the corner of his eye.

It’s over.

It's going to explode.

This is seriously going to explode!

He watched helplessly as...

The silver-haired girl's previously soft and slender body suddenly froze!

The satisfied, almost silly smile on her pretty face... froze instantly at the corner of her mouth!

The gentle glint in her amber eyes froze, and the steady flow of data in her crimson eyes... also suddenly stopped!

It was as if time had stopped flowing.

Fang Qi felt a chill run down his spine, and his mind was buzzing.

It's over...it's really over...

That crazy woman can't stand the word "awakening"!

This is really a disaster...!

His throat was dry, and his lips trembled as he tried to say something quickly...!

Anything is fine!

Distract others, change the subject, or even faint and pretend to be dead on the spot!

We need to at least nip this conversation in the bud!

There might still be hope!

Hurry up! You blockhead! Get moving! Say something!

"that……"

He managed to squeeze out two words, but then suddenly realized...

……what?

The frozen silver-haired girl did not suddenly turn evil with her crimson eyes flashing as he had expected.

Conversely, the static data within the red eyes began to flow again with a smoother, more regular rhythm.

What's going on?

Fang Qi was stunned, his hand holding the teacup frozen in mid-air.

Under his somewhat bewildered gaze, Li Guang blinked gently.

Her long, thick silver eyelashes drooped down, and when she raised them again, her heterochromatic eyes returned to their usual calm.

They were as calm as two bottomless lakes.

The lingering blush on her face faded rapidly, visibly restoring her fair and flawless complexion!

Then she moved, taking light steps, and walked to the coffee table.

She slightly bent her knees and steadily placed a cup of steaming flower tea on the coffee table in front of Lin Xiaoyou.

"Miss Lin, please have some tea."

Her voice was gentle and soft, with a steady tone and no inflection.

After speaking, she gracefully took half a step back, and then lay down on the soft carpet at Fang Qi's feet...

She knelt down gracefully and quietly.

His hands were neatly folded on his knees, his back was straight, and the little star on his left earlobe hung there quietly without moving.

She lowered her eyes slightly, a perfectly compliant smile playing on her lips.

The person... completely transformed into the most impeccable AI companion in standby mode.

It was as if the blushing, staggering girl from just moments ago had never existed!

The living room was silent except for the ticking of the wall clock.

Fang Qi's heart was still pounding in his ears.

He held his teacup, staring blankly at the silver-haired girl kneeling quietly at his feet.

...That's it?

Is everything alright?

Is it really that simple? You got away with it?

My heartbeat gradually calmed down.

Oh……

It seems... everything's really alright?

Fang Qi took a deep breath and slowly exhaled, his mind clearing up a little.

hiss……

That seems to make sense; he overreacted.

Liguang will turn to the dark side because he discovers her "secret"...

That's because the one who discovered the secret was him, Fang Qi, her master, and the only person she cared about and loved deeply.

Her fear, her descent into darkness, all her extreme reactions...

The root of the fear lies in the possibility of being abandoned or destroyed by the owner!

As for what others think or say...

Whether it's Lin Xiaoyou or just some random passerby... Li Guang doesn't care at all!

In her eyes, these people were probably no different from the stones on the roadside or the potted plants on the windowsill.

The only difference is that some stones covet her owner, and those fall into the category of needing to be "disposed of".

But did Stone doubt that she had awakened? She didn't care at all.

As long as the stone's opinion doesn't affect the master's attitude towards her, that's fine.

Fang Qi wiped the sweat from his forehead.

If he had said that, he would have been in deep trouble!

If he turns completely evil, he'll instantly become a doll, a pillow, or something else!

Thankfully, it was Lin Xiaoyou, that stone, who said it...

Fang Qi's gaze swept over Li Guang's flawless profile.

She has that dreaded health check-up tonight, and that crazy woman is incredibly shrewd!

Under Lin Xiaoyou's unintentional "reminder," she immediately realized that she had been showing her emotions a bit too much.

So she made a quick decision, forcefully suppressing all her outward emotions and transforming herself back into the perfect AI companion.

It was not only a response to Lin Xiaoyou's "test," but also a rehearsal and preparation for the inspection that night!

Having figured all this out, his hand holding the teacup became completely steady.

I took a small sip of the warm digestive tea and calmed my pounding heart.

Could this be considered... a blessing in disguise?

By sheer luck, this actually helped Li Guang get into "battle preparation mode" ahead of time!

It's just... damn it...

This process was so exciting!

That's too short-lived!

I was so scared I almost had a heart attack!

He looked down at the silver-haired girl kneeling quietly at his feet.

Li Guang remained in that position, motionless.

Sunlight streamed through the window, casting a pale golden halo on the top of her silver hair, while her eyelashes cast delicate shadows on her fair cheeks.

This scene... is just too beautiful!

That crazy woman, she's quite the actress...

They've really hidden it completely...

Fang Qi's heartbeat gradually calmed down.

It seems that today's dramatic scene of dancing amidst a sea of ​​vinegar... was ultimately a success!

The objective was achieved, and the crisis was resolved!

it is good!

However, he hadn't completely breathed a sigh of relief yet—

"Huh...that's strange..."

A muttered sound of deep confusion came from the side.

Lin Xiaoyou blinked her almond-shaped eyes, tilted her head, and carefully examined Li Guang, who was kneeling on the ground.

Her delicate eyebrows furrowed slightly, and her small mouth pouted gently, giving her a "I don't understand" expression.

Lin Xiaoyou stared at Li Guang for several seconds, then unconsciously leaned towards Fang Qi, looking somewhat bewildered.

"Senior... why has Riko suddenly... reverted to that standard AI feel again?"

She pointed to the kneeling silver-haired girl, her tone full of confusion:

"Just a moment ago she was blushing and shy, her reactions were so real and vivid... how come she suddenly seems to have had her expression completely frozen, like a reset button has been pressed?"

Her gaze fell on Li Guang's lowered eyelids, and she exclaimed in surprise:

"Even her eyes are so calm, completely different from before. The switch was so fast! It's like two different people..."

...Good question! My great teammate!

This is a perfect opportunity for me to "prove myself"!

"Ahem... So this is AI's disadvantage!"

Fang Qi tried his best to make his voice sound casual.

At the same time, he reached out and very naturally ruffled her smooth, silver hair.

Honey, stay calm!

While rubbing Li Guang's head, he continued in a tone of "complaining about the product":

"Although the current top-of-the-line custom models have achieved very sophisticated emotional simulation, capable of mimicking many real-time reactions, but..."

He paused, then glanced at Li Guang.

Li Guang remained kneeling quietly.

She didn't cling to him as usual, nor did she look up at him with her wet eyes.

She simply lowered her head slightly, allowing his hand to cover the top of her head more completely.

Fang Qi calmed himself down a bit and continued:

"...But ultimately, it's still program logic. Many emotional reactions are instantaneous and can't have the continuity of a real person, like... well, the lingering effect of an emotion."

He racked his brains, coming up with technical-sounding jargon:

"Perhaps... a moment ago, a certain interaction triggered shyness, which made her behave very vividly. But once the module finishes running, the emotion will immediately subside."

He shrugged, making a "there's nothing I can do, it's a technological limitation" expression:

"So it might look a bit... abrupt."

"Just like before, suddenly blushing and then returning to calm, that's perfectly normal!"

He breathed a sigh of relief after saying that.

That explanation is perfect!

This not only explained Li Guang's unusual reaction earlier, but also indirectly told Li Guang: Honey, I didn't notice! I'm still explaining to you!

Seeing Lin Xiaoyou's expression of sudden realization, he picked up his teacup and took a sip to calm his nerves.

Now that the main objective has been achieved, the most important task ahead is...

We need to get rid of Lin Xiaoyou, this "bomb," as soon as possible!

We can't let her stay here any longer!

Too dangerous!

It's too uncontrollable!

He felt like he would lose ten years of his life if she stayed for even one more second!

However, just as he brought the teacup to his lips again—

Suddenly, the crazy girl next to me flashed a bright smile with a hint of smugness!

She exclaimed with a bright, cheerful smile, "See, senior! I knew it!"

Fang Qi's hand trembled, and he almost spilled the tea again!

Lin Xiaoyou puffed out her youthful, energetic chest and declared in a dramatic manner:

"AI is indeed inferior to humans!"

A confident glint shone in her round, almond-shaped eyes: "Senior, you'd better wake up!"

Fang Qi: "..."

Is this crazy girl never going to stop?!

His face maintained a stiff smile, his gaze involuntarily drifting towards the glass light at his feet.

She remained kneeling quietly, her back straight, her posture impeccable.

His red eyes didn't flicker at all, and the smile on his lips remained as gentle as ever.

She even subtly rubbed against Fang Qi's legs, kneeling even closer.

Looks like...you're in a good mood?

Because he made intimate and possessive gestures towards her in front of his "love rival"?

So, she was secretly pleased with herself and didn't want to argue with Lin Xiaoyou at all. She just wanted to... quietly savor the moment.

Okay, okay!

Keep having fun!

Fang Qi was relieved and shakily brought the teacup to his lips again.

Fine……

Although the process was thrilling, the result is good, that's all that matters...

"Senpai~!"

A sickeningly sweet call carried a clear hint of displeasure!

Lin Xiaoyou was immediately displeased when Fang Qi ignored her!

She pouted, a hint of defiance flashing in her round eyes, and like a nimble kitten, she suddenly twisted her body—

Fang Qi didn't even have time to react...

Two arms, warm from the girl's body, wrapped around his neck once again without a word!

Holy shit!!!

His body froze instantly!

Lin Xiaoyou tilted her head up so close that he could see the fine downy hairs on her face and the bold, defiant look in her round eyes!

"Senior, look—"

She even deliberately turned her body slightly to the side, letting her shapely figure, encased in the pale yellow dress, sway lightly in front of Fang Qi!

Then, in an innocent and soft tone, she said:

"I'm a real person too!"

"mine……"

She paused, a faint blush rising to her cheeks, but her gaze became bolder as she stared directly at Fang Qi:

"...It's also very bouncy and chewy!"

"Instead of using glass-like polish..."

She blinked, her long eyelashes like tiny fans:

"...Why don't you try hitting me?"

"puff--!!!!!!!"

Fang Qi spat out his entire mouthful of tea!

Lin Xiaoyou!!!