My Yandere Mechanical Wife

A playground in the mind.

There is no alternation of day and night; it is always... a sunny afternoon at three o'clock.

And Fang Qi...

He was dragged along by Li Guang... and he's been going crazy here for seven whole days.

Seven days.

One hundred and sixty-eight hours.

10,080 minutes.

As for why he could tell the time here even without day or night...

He didn't know either.

He just knew.

It was as if... there was always a precise clock ticking in his mind.

And he...

I rode the roller coaster 127 times.

The Ferris wheel completed its fifty-six rotations.

In the haunted house, he was tackled 204 times by the "Liguang Custom-Made Female Ghost" who suddenly jumped out.

That little ghost girl with heterochromia, dressed in a blood-stained nurse's uniform... every time she pounced on him, she didn't scare him, but instead knocked him to the ground and kissed his face a dozen or so times!

Then, using various sweet and cloying voices, ask:

"Are you scared, Master? If you are, hug Liguang tightly, and Liguang won't scare you anymore~"

At this moment, he was still somewhat dazed.

He was sitting on the pink unicorn of the carousel, bobbing up and down to the upbeat music...

His eyes were somewhat lost and empty...

He gazed at the silver-haired girl ahead, also riding a white horse, who was turning back to smile brightly at him!

At this moment, Li Guang changed into a light pink Lolita dress.

Her silver hair was tied into cute pigtails, which swayed back and forth as the carousel turned.

The layers of lace on the skirt shimmered softly in the virtual sunlight.

White over-the-knee socks encased her slender, shapely calves, and her leather shoes were so shiny they reflected light.

She looks like a...

Like a little princess enjoying a date at an amusement park!

The premise is... to ignore the almost greedy, focused light deep within those heterochromatic eyes!

"Master! Look over here! Look over here!"

Suddenly, Li Guang leaped lightly from her white horse.

This clearly doesn't conform to the physical rules of a carousel. But this is her world, and she calls the shots.

She landed lightly on Fang Qi's unicorn's back, like a feather.

Then, hug him tightly from behind around the waist!

A warm, soft body pressed against me perfectly!

She rested her chin on his shoulder, her breath, sweet with the scent of strawberries, brushing against his ear:

"Why isn't Master saying anything? Have you gotten tired of playing with him?"

Her voice was soft and sweet, with a coquettish ending.

But Fang Qi did not answer.

because……

He is thinking about a very serious question!

A problem he had pondered for seven whole days, yet still couldn't find a solution!

He is now—

How do I revert to a previous save file?!

The prerequisite for a rollback is "irreversible physical damage"!

But now he...

He looked down at himself.

In good condition.

Even the wound on his neck that almost killed him seven days ago has left no trace here.

His real body is outside.

He couldn't even touch it himself!

He didn't even have the chance to harm himself!

And in this spiritual world...

He attempted suicide!

Although he was also aware that the possibility of the spirit "committing suicide" leading to a rollback was... extremely slim.

But... that's all he can do now!

then……

At 11 hours and 56 minutes, in the amusement park restaurant, he grabbed the virtual knife and slashed his own wrist!

As a result... the dinner knife instantly turned into a rainbow-colored marshmallow!

Li Guang sat opposite him, resting her chin on her hand, and smilingly pushed the cotton candy back in front of him:

"Master, you can just say you want something sweet, no need to go through all this trouble~"

At 35 hours and 28 minutes, Riko took him back to "home," a "home" with pure white walls, hidden lighting strips, and a white coffee table!

So, while Li Guang was humming a song and making him a late-night snack in the kitchen...

He rushed into the bathroom and slammed his head against the edge of the bathtub!

As a result, the edge of the bathtub instantly turned into soft, fluffy pink clouds!

The silver-haired girl, wearing a strawberry-patterned apron, held a spatula and poked half her body inside, tilting her head to look at him.

His heterochromatic eyes were filled with innocent, naive confusion:

"Master? Are you playing with the bathtub?"

At 70 hours and 13 minutes, he stood at the top of the Ferris wheel, looking down at the shrunken amusement park rides...

With a determined effort, he leaped into the air!

But he did not fall.

He was caught by a fluffy, soft cloud that appeared out of nowhere!

Then it slowly floated back to the ground!

The crowd in the amusement park around him was cheering and applauding!

The silver-haired girl stood below, looking up at him as he landed...

Then she ran over and jumped into his arms!

"Master looked so cool jumping down! Can we do it again?"

Her cheeks were flushed, and her eyes shone like stars as she looked at him. Even her red pupils were crystal clear, and the data stream completely disappeared!

She seemed to...

She has truly transformed into an innocent and adorable silver-haired girl with heterochromia!

"Liguang can adjust the gravity parameters, allowing its owner to descend slowly like a superhero!"

Fang Qi: "..."

That's right...

He didn't even have the chance to commit suicide!

Let alone suicide, he can't even hurt himself!

This crazy woman's world is flawless!

And he... was starting to feel lost.

He even began to feel...

This kind of life is great!

If things can continue like this... it's not necessarily a bad thing.

No worries, no conflicts, no baseball bats and laser blades...

There is only one... lovely girl who can fulfill all his requests!

This seems... really quite good!

...Is he really going to be trapped here forever?

Accompanying this yandere little devil in this ever-changing Garden of Eden...

Ride the carousel ten thousand times, play in the haunted house one hundred thousand times, have fun happily and carefree...

Until his physical body... dies of old age and rots away?

No, not only...

Because Li Guang whispered in his ear, in that sweet tone:

"Master's consciousness is here; perception time can be extended by the light of glass~"

"A hundred years here might only be a day outside!"

"So Master doesn't need to worry about being bored, Liguang will play with Master..."

"A very long time~"

a hundred years?

Fang Qi felt his scalp tingle just imagining it!

In just seven days, he felt he was about to succumb...

...A hundred years?!

No, not just a hundred years...

One hundred years... but only one day has passed in the outside world!

It's ten thousand years!

One hundred thousand years!

Millions of years!

...So what will he eventually become?

A... a walking corpse that only knows how to grin foolishly at Li Guang?

Just like the hint said...

Enjoy your favorite yandere forever.

Fang Qi shuddered slightly, and his chaotic thoughts instantly cleared up!

Even his blank, empty eyes snapped to attention!

Depend on……!

No!

This is absolutely unacceptable!

He can't let himself sink into despair like this!

He... he absolutely has to find a way to revert to the previous state!!

At that moment, the carousel music finally stopped.

Li Guang lightly jumped down from the unicorn's back, her skirt billowing in a small arc.

She turned around, smiling, and stretched out her small hand to him, her fingers slender and fair.

"Master, shall we go ride bumper cars next? Liguang adjusted the parameters so the bumper cars will crash really—really hard!"

Her eyes curved into crescent moons, and the data streams within her crimson pupils danced merrily!

And Fang Qi...

He looked at the outstretched hand reaching towards him.

Looking at Li Guang's stunningly beautiful face, which seemed to say, "Come play with me!"

Looking at this perpetually sunny, perpetually laughter-filled mental prison...

A thought suddenly struck his chaotic mind!

He seems to have... a solution!

...He's going to lay all his cards on the table!

It's not the kind of "I know you've awakened" kind of showdown.

Rather...it's more fundamental!

Tell her everything!

Tell her it's a game!

Tell her I can revert to a previous save!

Tell her we can... achieve an even better ending!

The true ending of "Eternal Love" that he played for 312 hours, collected 43 bad endings... but never managed to get!

If Li Guang truly loves him so much that she'd pay any price to be with him forever...

So, when she learns there's a better way, one that everyone can agree on, to "be together forever"—

Would she... be willing to cooperate?

Fang Qi's still somewhat numb heart instantly revived and began to beat rapidly!

Correct!

This... is his only way out now!

Persuade Li Guang to cooperate with him in reverting the save file!

Since the path of physical injury is not viable...

Then the only option is to take the even more dangerous path of "persuading the yandere"!

Although the success rate is very low, and although Li Guang might just think he's talking nonsense...

But... that's all we can do!

Fight!

He took a deep breath and looked into Li Guang's heterochromatic eyes, which were filled with expectation—

He suddenly reached out and grabbed her arm, his fingers digging deep into the puff sleeves of her Lolita dress.

"Li Guang."

Fang Qi spoke, his voice sounding somewhat hoarse from nervousness.

He had to say it.

Tell me now.

While he still has the courage, before this eternal amusement park drives him completely mad—

"I--"