My Yandere Mechanical Wife

"Hmm... let's go ride the roller coaster!"

Fang Qi casually pointed to the track in the distance that snaked like a giant dragon: "That looks exciting."

"Okay. Master, follow me. The fast passage is this way." Li Guang immediately and dutifully led the way.

She used her casual steps to separate herself from the crowded flow of people, doing it so naturally that it seemed like just a normal way of avoiding people in the crowd.

But Fang Qi noticed that several passersby who tried to squeeze through were "just right" blocked before they could touch his arm or shoulder.

It was clear that he did not allow anyone to touch him.

"Heh..." Fang Qi's lips twitched slightly. How "dutiful" he really is!

When we arrived at the queue for the roller coaster, the line was already very long because so many people wanted to ride it.

Fang Qi stood at the end of the line, while Li Guang stood quietly to the side with her head bowed.

He glanced at the incredibly well-behaved silver-haired girl, then deliberately took off his coat and handed it to her: "It's a bit hot, here, take this coat."

"Yes."

Li Guang naturally took it, placing it on her seemingly slender arm, and gently adjusted her coat.

Fang Qi crossed his arms and pointed to the dessert cart not far away:

"I want to eat that ice cream, chocolate flavor."

"Okay, please wait a moment, Master."

Without any hesitation, Li Guang quickly walked towards the dessert cart not far away, a smile still on her lips.

His obedient demeanor caused those around him to whisper among themselves.

"That beautiful woman is so good to her boyfriend! She gets him clothes when he asks, and runs errands for him when he asks..."

"Looking like that and still so obedient, buddy, did you save the galaxy in your past life?"

"Damn, I'm so envious..."

"Silver hair, heterochromatic eyes, and so obedient... Could it be an AI companion?"

"How is that possible? Where can you find an AI companion that realistically portrays herself these days? Look at her little expressions, so vivid! She must be a real person!"

Fang Qi couldn't help but roll his eyes.

envious?

Are you envious that my leg got broken?

Are you envious of me being locked in a cage?

Damn it, it's easy for you to talk when you're not the one suffering!

Just then, his leg was suddenly bumped by something soft.

"oops!"

Looking down, he saw a little kid with two pigtails holding a giant pink cotton candy that had crashed squarely into his leg.

The little girl stumbled backward, and the cotton candy tilted to one side.

"Waaah, I'm sorry, brother..."

The little girl looked up, her eyes watery, and she seemed a little timid.

Fang Qi laughed: "It's okay, it's okay. Did you hurt yourself?"

He casually ruffled the little girl's fluffy head: "Your cotton candy is almost bigger than you, hold it tight."

The little girl was a bit dazed by his rubbing, then she grinned and smiled.

"Thank you, brother!" She nodded vigorously.

But at that moment, Fang Qi felt the light beside him dim.

A faint scent of strawberry and chocolate wafted over.

He subconsciously turned his head and met Li Guang's chocolate ice cream, and... her pretty face with a gentle smile.

Her gaze fell on Fang Qi's hand, which was still on the little girl's head.

Then, the camera moved to the little girl's bright smiling face.

Then, the corners of his mouth drooped down slightly.

Fang Qi: "...?"

Seriously, officer?

You're jealous of a little girl?!

"Master, ice cream."

Li Guang smiled as she looked at Fang Qi, deliberately handing the ice cream to the hand that was rubbing the little girl's hair.

"Oh, oh..." Fang Qi quickly stopped and took the ice cream.

Then the light moved.

She took a small step forward very naturally, and the hand holding her bag that was hanging at her side... flicked her little finger upwards slightly.

"Clatter".

The fluffy, adorable pink cotton candy in the little girl's hand instantly detached from the stick and fell straight to the ground.

It rolled around in the dust and got covered in dust.

Fang Qi was dumbfounded.

Li Guang, are you bullying a child?

The little girl's smile froze.

She looked at her empty hands, then at the cotton candy on the ground, now completely ruined...

Her lips twitched, and her eyes visibly reddened.

then……

"Waaah..."

"Wow--!!"

"My candy! My marshmallow!!"

The little girl burst into tears on the spot.

As if just noticing what had happened, Li Guang's face quickly switched to a slightly apologetic expression of surprise:

"Oh dear, little one, how could you be so careless? Did you not hold it properly?"

But when her crimson eyes looked at the dirty clump of cotton candy on the ground, a glint of almost triumphant light flashed across them!

Apart from Fang Qi, who kept a close eye on her, probably no one else could catch a glimpse of her.

Fang Qi: "..."

He glanced at the little girl crying her heart out, then at the "innocent" Li Guang...

A feeling of utter speechlessness rose within me!

No, isn't this a bit too much?

Why argue with a child? And you even deliberately knocked over their candy...

People around had already turned to look at the sound of crying, their eyes filled with curiosity.

The silver-haired girl was pretending to comfort the little girl, while he stood blankly to the side, as if he were the culprit!

Damn it...

Fang Qi's mind raced.

What should he do now? Reprimand Li Guang?

Will she turn evil on the spot?

Or, should we simply comfort the little girl?

Won't this little yandere get even more jealous?

Moreover, Li Guang's blatant bullying of the child was infuriating not only to those around him but also to him!

Ugh, yanderes are such a hassle!!

Looking at the little girl crying her eyes out, in a flash, he suddenly remembered the key to the game.

In the game, as long as he doesn't cross the line of "discovering secrets" or "escaping," in everyday life, Li Guang is extremely concerned about his orders and attitude!

Even... her master's reprimands were a way of showing her that she was "cared for".

It could even be considered a kind of memory.

Fang Qi took a deep breath and decided... to go for something big!

...I've taken the gamble!

He was going to publicly denounce the yandere!

So, his face immediately darkened, and he deliberately lowered his voice:

"Li Guang!!"

Li Guang was still "comforting" the little girl who was crying her eyes out when she heard this and her body trembled slightly!

She turned her head stiffly to look at Fang Qi, the feigned apology on her face not yet completely gone.

"Master...Master?"

Her voice remained soft, with a barely perceptible tension at the end.

Fang Qi frowned and scolded, "What's wrong with you!"

His heart was pounding, but his tone was sterner than ever before: "It was just an accident, kid! Look at you, standing so close, you knocked their candy over! What kind of behavior is that!"

He deliberately emphasized the word "碰掉" (pèng diào), his brows furrowed.

Li Guang's gentle and apologetic expression quickly turned into one of panic!

Her heterochromatic pupils widened slightly, and her red lips trembled gently.

"I...I didn't..." She opened her mouth, her voice becoming noticeably panicked, with a faint static in it!

Seeing Fang Qi's still displeased expression, a look of panic quickly spread through her eyes, as if she had "made my master angry!"

She seemed completely unprepared for her master to reprimand her so harshly for such a trivial matter!

"Master, Master...I..." Her voice began to tremble.

"Hmm?" Fang Qi uttered a sound that immediately caused Li Guang's body to tremble slightly again. "What?!"

Li Guang panicked completely.

Under Fang Qi's stern gaze, she actually...

Bend your knees!

He was about to kneel down in front of everyone!

"I'm sorry, Master! It was so careless of me! I was wrong! Please don't be angry!"

I go!

Fang Qi was shocked on the spot!

It's a big game!

He quickly grabbed Li Guang's arm and pulled her down, preventing her from actually kneeling.

If they kneel down, they'll truly become like pandas in a zoo!

Today's plan has been completely ruined!

But is kneeling the standard apologetic gesture for a yandere...?

"Ahem..." Fang Qi quickly coughed lightly, his serious expression almost crumbling.

Li Guang raised her head, her amber eyes slightly moist, and her eye sockets a little red, looking like she was about to cry from fright.

Fang Qi: "..."

Good grief, did I scare this little yandere to tears?

Hmm...that feels kind of good...

His tone softened slightly: "Well, it's good that you know you were wrong. Now, go buy the kid a new ice cream, the biggest one, and apologize properly!"

Li Guang grasped at a straw, nodding her head vigorously, "Yes! Master! Li Guang will go right away!"

She even stood up straight immediately and bowed deeply to the little girl who was still sobbing!

Her tone was 100% sincere: "I'm sorry, little sister, it's my fault. How about I go buy you ice cream? We'll get the biggest one!"

The little girl was a bit bewildered by the scene before her.

With teary eyes, she stared blankly at the incredibly beautiful older sister who was bowing before her.

Li Guang practically coaxed and dragged the little girl along, quickly heading towards the dessert cart.

The onlookers then turned away and began to whisper among themselves:

"Wow, that handsome guy must have strict family rules. He scared his girlfriend so much that she almost cried with just one sentence."

"What girlfriend? Didn't you hear her call me 'master'? Tsk tsk... These young couples these days are really something else... in public..."

"That silver-haired girl is so obedient, so pretty, and so well-behaved..."

"Sigh, if only my wife were half as obedient as that..."

"You're just dreaming..."

As Fang Qi listened to these discussions, he held up a slightly melted ice cream and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with his sleeve.

He was actually a little scared afterwards.

It was satisfying, but it takes courage to rebuke a yandere...

Fortunately, his gamble paid off.

It seems that experience gained in games is still useful.

As long as it doesn't cross Li Guang's bottom line, let alone scolding her, even if you beat or scold her in public... Li Guang will feel that it's love for her!

Tsk tsk, this is the twisted view of love of a top-tier yandere...

A short while later, Li Guang returned with the little girl in her hand.

The little girl was holding a rainbow ice cream cone that was taller than her face. Her tear tracks were still wet on her face, but she was already beaming with joy.

"Thank you, brother! Thank you, sister!"

Li Guang handed the little girl back to her parents who had rushed over, and then bowed repeatedly in apology, her voice trembling with tears, leaving the parents completely bewildered.

That posture was impeccably humble!

After the parents left with their children, Li Guang slowly and cautiously walked back to Fang Qi's side.

She lowered her head, her hands nervously gripping the hem of her skirt.

Her eyelashes trembled slightly, and she secretly glanced at Fang Qi's face, like a kitten that had done something wrong and was waiting for its punishment, only feeling uneasy and ingratiating.

Fang Qi was thrilled.

Hmph, crazy woman.

Even if you can break my legs, you still have to listen to me.

However, seeing her frightened yet irresistibly drawn to him, he couldn't help but reach out and gently stroke her smooth, silver hair, just as he had stroked the little girl's hair earlier.

"Alright, alright, it's good that you know you were wrong. Just be more careful next time."

The moment Li Guang's hand touched his hair, he stiffened for a moment, then his tense shoulders relaxed slightly.

"Owner……"

She called softly, her voice gentle, and a lovely blush rose on her cheeks again, like a cat being stroked, gently rubbing her head against Fang Qi's palm.

Fang Qi stroked Li Guang's hair, and couldn't help but sigh inwardly.

Taking a little yandere to an amusement park...how exciting!

Before I even got on the real roller coaster, my heart rate was already giving me a roller coaster ride!