Courtyard House: My Hidden Wheat Seeds Caused a National Sensation

If you can think of this, how could the police not?

Whether the people you hired are lying or not, won't the first trial expose them?

"It's never too late to be prepared for the unexpected."

"That's true..."

He Yuzhu fell silent.

"So, Sha Zhu, hurry up and jump!"

Early intervention leads to early treatment!

In this way,

Although he lost face,

At least they won't be branded with a reputation for misconduct.

Listening to Jia Dongxu's words,

He Yuzhu couldn't help but look towards the cesspool not far away.

Suddenly, a wave of nausea rose in my throat.

He really didn't want to jump!

But now,

I have no choice but to jump!

"call!

Dongxu,

"You stand over there with your things, ready to pull me up anytime."

"OK!"

Seeing that He Yuzhu was really about to jump,

Jia Dongxu waved his feather fan with satisfaction.

Trust me.

I am the Crouching Dragon of the Siheyuan (courtyard house).

And you are the war god of the courtyard.

If the two of us join forces, who can stop us?

Go forth, God of War.

This leap marks the beginning of your complete transformation!

"call--"

He Yuzhu took a deep breath.

He slowly made his way to the edge of the cesspool...

"Dongxu, are you really sure there won't be any problems?"

They had only just approached the edge of the cesspool.

He Yuzhu stopped again.

He turned and asked further.

There's no way around it.

This is a cesspool!

Who would willingly jump in if they weren't driven to desperation?

"rest assured."

Upon hearing this, Jia Dongxu started fanning himself with his feather fan again.

It's strange,

With this door open, the stench in the toilet seemed to lessen a bit.

"I am both the Crouching Dragon of the Siheyuan (courtyard house)"

In terms of strategy, few in this courtyard can match me.

I've heard a little about your illness.

Although most of them were infected through careless messing around,

But there are exceptions.

I heard that some people simply wore the patient's clothes and used the patient's towels.

It was uploaded!

Therefore,

Trust me, you can't go wrong.

"……All right."

He Yuzhu reluctantly turned his head to face the filthy cesspool once again.

He closed his eyes tightly.

My heart is broken,

He jumped!

"Gurgle—"

unexpectedly,

An accident happened.

The cesspool was much deeper than He Yuzhu and Jia Dongxu had anticipated.

After He Yuzhu jumped down,

The person vanished without a trace in an instant!

"Silly Zhu!"

Jia Dongxu hurriedly rushed to the edge of the latrine.

When he couldn't find He Yuzhu, he panicked.

"Silly Zhu!"

Where are you?!

"save……

Help!"

He Yuzhu suddenly leaped out of the murky pool.

Like anyone on the verge of suffocation, he flailed his arms wildly in the air, instinctively trying to grab onto something—and the next second, his fingers touched a leg.

He didn't have time to figure out whose it was; he just pulled it with all his might.

"ah--!"

Jia Dongxu let out a short scream, lost his balance, and desperately tried to grab onto any protrusion on the edge of the pool.

But He Yuzhu's uniform was known as the "God of War's" uniform.

Once their brute force is unleashed, how can they be easily broken free?

After only a few seconds of stalemate, Jia Dongxu was pulled completely into the pool by a strong force.

"Idiot Zhu! I'll f*** your ancestors—gulp...ugh!"

Before the cursing had even subsided, indescribable filth rushed into his throat.

Jia Dongxu lay on the edge of the pool and began to vomit uncontrollably.

"Huh? Dongxu... what are you doing here?"

He Yuzhu finally came to his senses, wading through the dirty water while looking at his companion whom he had pulled down.

A hint of embarrassment flashed across his face, but then Jia Dongxu's vomiting reminded him of the foreign object he had just swallowed.

A wave of intense nausea rose in my throat.

He also lay down by the pool and began to dry heave violently.

"vomit……"

"Gulp... Ugh..."

The only sounds in the toilet were the sounds of vomiting; no one spoke anymore.

Suddenly, the sound of several workers chatting came from outside, growing closer and closer.

"You have a three-day holiday, what are your plans?"

"If we're not even full from fishing, we won't have the energy to stroll in the park."

"I'll go on a blind date, and maybe we'll end up getting married."

"I went to the library. I didn't get promoted this year, but I absolutely have to get it next year..."

Jia Dongxu and He Yuzhu stopped vomiting at the same time, held their breath, and stared wide-eyed at the entrance of the squatting area—neither of them wanted to be seen in such a disheveled state.

What you fear most is what happens.

A figure darted in briskly, chatting with the people outside as he went:

"I'm going back to my wife's parents' home, and I also have to attend our neighbor's wedding on the 2nd."

"Hey, Xu Damao, you'd better bring back some good food!"

"rest assured--"

The words came to an abrupt halt.

Xu Damao glanced casually into the pool and froze instantly.

Two human heads were floating in the cesspool, their four eyes glaring fiercely at him.

What's even more frightening is that he recognized both faces.

"Jia Dongxu?! Sha Zhu?!"

He cried out in surprise, his whole body trembling with fear.

He lost control of what he was holding, and it flew in an arc, splashing the two men's faces.

"Cough, cough... Xu Damao! I'll f*** your whole family!"

"Xu Damao...you just wait!"

Now that they had been exposed, He Yuzhu and Jia Dongxu stopped hiding and started cursing loudly, wiping their faces.

Xu Damao stood there dumbfounded, mouth agape, unable to utter a single word.

Xu Damao stood there, stunned, his face full of astonishment: "How did you two fall into that place?"

Before he finished speaking, he seemed to suddenly understand something and burst into uncontrollable laughter.

He grabbed a nearby hose and sprayed water at He Yuzhu in the pit, shouting, "Come on, come on, I'll be kind to you today and give you a good shower!"

His unrestrained laughter attracted the attention of nearby workers, and people gathered around.

When they realized that the two disheveled and filthy people in the latrine were He Yuzhu and Jia Dongxu, the entire area around the toilet was instantly filled with laughter.

He Yuzhu was a well-known canteen cook at the factory, while Jia Dongxu was punished by being forced to clean toilets for offending Li Jianye. Both of them were considered "celebrities" in the factory.

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The scene at that moment amused the onlookers.

"You idiot! Are you digging through a latrine for food?"

"I'll never eat your cooking again; just thinking about it makes me nauseous!"

"Jia Dongxu, weren't you a toilet cleaner? How come you've made your home in there?"

The constant barrage of sarcastic remarks pierced He Yuzhu's ears like needles.

He was used to being arrogant and domineering, and had never suffered such humiliation before, especially being publicly ridiculed by his mortal enemy, Xu Damao.

His anger consumed his reason, yet he was trapped in a pit, utterly helpless.

But this didn't deter He Yuzhu, who was never one to suffer a loss.

His eyes flashed with anger, and he reached out and grabbed a handful of filth from his side, throwing it hard at Xu Damao while cursing under his breath.

Xu Damao knew He Yuzhu's vindictive nature all too well, and was prepared. Seeing this, he nimbly dodged backward.

The clump of filth "splat".

With a loud thud, it hit a worker who was watching the commotion right in the face.

The air seemed to freeze for a moment.

"He Yuzhu!!!"

After a brief silence, the worker who had been accidentally injured roared furiously, filth sliding down his twitching cheeks as a roar filled with countless filthy words burst from his mouth.

Meanwhile, He Yuzhu, trapped in the cesspool, had long since lost all reason, consumed by shame and indignation.

He didn't care who was in front of him; anyone who had just mocked him became the target of his venting.

"Insulting me? Who laughed the loudest just now? I'll show you!"

He roared, frantically scooping up the filth from the pit with both hands and splashing it recklessly onto the crowd around it.

The crowd erupted in chaos, screaming, cursing, and dodging, creating complete disorder.

"You're insane! Run!"

"You just wait, you idiot!"

"Don't get it on you, get out of here!"

Filth flew everywhere, and the stench was overwhelming. People rushed to the toilet entrance.

Just then, a figure rushed in from outside; it was Yi Zhonghai, an eighth-level fitter.

Last night, in an effort to win over Shi En, he gave his coat to Jia Dongxu, but he himself was quite cold, and his already fragile stomach was feeling even more uncomfortable.

At this moment, he frowned, wanting only to find Jia Dongxu as soon as possible and retrieve his coat.

When cold air invades the body, the stomach and intestines become upset.

This is the third time today that they've charged towards that row of low houses.

Excuse me! Excuse me quickly!

Yi Zhonghai clutched his abdomen and ran swiftly along the factory road, beads of sweat forming on his forehead.

The toilet door was right in front of me, but I saw a group of people rushing out of it, looking flustered.

A hint of surprise flashed through his mind, but the sharp pain in his abdomen didn't allow him to think about it further—as one gets older, some things really can't be delayed for even a moment.

"Master Yi! Don't go in—"

"It's not safe inside!"

Several urgent shouts came from the crowd, but he had already squeezed past the door frame and stepped one foot into the slippery ground.

Then, I was met with a torrent of muddy rain.

Puff, puff, puff—

Three splatters of warm filth splashed onto his face, instantly blurring his vision into a hazy yellow blur.

He stood frozen in place, not yet able to see who the attacker was, when another barrage of mud splattered all over him.

"Laugh! Laugh some more! Nobody's safe!"

Maniacal laughter echoed in the narrow space.

The other workers had already escaped outside; at this moment, all the "ammunition" was gone.

All of it was poured onto Yi Zhonghai alone.

He stood there blankly, a stream of foul water dripping from his hair to his collar, his nostrils filled with a sour, rotten smell.

Immediately afterwards, a certain string deep within my body suddenly snapped.

As soon as his crotch got hot, the dignity he had maintained for years crumbled along with his out-of-control bowels.

"—Who did this?!"

The roar had barely left his throat when another soft, mushy thing was precisely shoved into his open mouth.

"Dongxu, did you see that? My technique!"

He Yuzhu writhed triumphantly in the cesspool, showing off to the figures floating and sinking not far away.

"Ugh...cough cough..."

Yi Zhonghai lay on the ground retching, wiping the filth from his eyelids, and finally recognized the face covered in filth—Sha Zhu? He was so shocked that he forgot to vomit, and hurriedly turned his head, only to see another head emerging from the sewage: Jia Dongxu was staring at him with wide eyes.

It was like a bolt of lightning striking the top of my head.

The two people he had chosen to rely on for old age were now both soaking in a latrine and throwing filth at him.

Everything went black, and he fell straight backward.

"Haha! The old man's gone crazy!"

He Yuzhu laughed loudly while slapping the sewage.

Jia Dongxu was stunned.

That figure, that voice...

"Idiot Zhu! I'll kill you—"

He roared, stirring the cesspool with a loud splash, "That's my master! It's Yi Zhonghai!"

He Yuzhu dragged his opponent into the mess, and then left his master in such a sorry state.

How could I not hold a grudge?!

He immediately stepped forward, grabbed He Yuzhu's head, and pressed it down hard—

"Gurgle..."

He Yuzhu was caught off guard by this sudden attack and choked hard, taking a large mouthful of liquid.

But at this moment, he couldn't care less about the taste in his mouth; his mind was filled with Jia Dongxu's words from just now:

"Is that an old man?"

I actually...

He Yuzhu stood there, stunned.

Just as the two were entangled in their argument, Xu Damao slipped back in.

How could he possibly miss such a lively event?

He stood far away in a corner where he was hard to reach, laughing so hard he almost fell over:

"Hey, you silly Zhu! You're really something, you even made an old man faint from the smell!"

Wow, this old man's got a really strong smell now!

"Xu Damao! You just wait and see!"

He Yuzhu shoved Jia Dongxu away and glared at Xu Damao, who was laughing incessantly.

"Dongxu, we'll settle our score later. Let's deal with this troublemaker first!"

"become!"

In an instant, the two men were united in their hatred and pounced on Xu Damao together.

Just then, a figure strode in from outside the door—it was Section Chief Li from the Security Department.

The worker who had just escaped originally intended to report to the security department, but on the way he bumped into Section Chief Li, who was coming out to relieve himself, and hurriedly told him everything.