Super God: Diary System, but without a brain.

I've discovered a secret.

Under the curious or nervous gazes of the crowd, the contents of the diary slowly emerged—

[Angel Yan... Angel Zhui... Angel Zhi Xin...they...]

The three people whose names were mentioned felt a sudden tightness in their chests.

[—They really are sisters!]

……

Ah Zhui's lips twitched slightly.

I thought it was some earth-shattering secret... but it's just this?

Angel Yan felt that the child was teasing her, but she had no proof.

Although Queen Keisha had instructed her to carefully observe this man named Su Bai, she now really wanted to "educate" him properly.

Zhi Xin tilted her head:

"Although I have a very good relationship with Sister Yan and Sister Zhui... we're not really sisters, are we? We're not related by blood."

Xiaoxue asked me in astonishment how I, with my extraordinary mind, had come to this conclusion.

[Hmph~ Xiaoxue finally admits I'm smart!]

That's not what they meant at all!

The women silently complained to themselves.

However, everyone is indeed curious: how exactly did Su Bai arrive at such an outrageous conclusion?

[As for how I figured it out... it's simple! They both have the surname 'Angel,' so they must be sisters!]

……

The crowd was silenced for the second time in a short period of time by Su Bai:

As expected... this guy can't be understood using normal human thinking.

[Damn it, Xiaoxue scolded me again, saying that 'angel' is their race's name, and all of them call themselves that.]

[Hmph, how could that be? Even a three-year-old knows that demons and angels only exist in stories. Xiaoxue is definitely lying to me!]

[…Xiaoxue fell silent. It seems I was right.]

"Pfft..."

Qi Lin couldn't help but chuckle softly.

He Weilan, standing to the side, cast a questioning glance—

Sister, is this scene... something to laugh about?

Hearing the laughter, the man sitting opposite assumed Qi Lin was making fun of him, and immediately stood up excitedly, gesturing with his hands:

"Officer, I'm not kidding! I really am being chased by a 'Kun'!"

"Ahem... I know." Qi Lin coughed lightly, trying to suppress her smile and put on a serious expression. "There's a 'Kun' chasing you, right?"

Seeing her barely suppressed laughter, the other person knew she didn't believe it at all, and turned to He Weilan for help:

"Officer, you have to believe me!"

Even He Weilan couldn't quite keep her composure after Qi Lin's smile. But her policemanship allowed her to respond calmly:

"Yes, sir, we believe you."

The man could clearly sense that the two of them weren't taking it seriously at all.

He raised his voice and shouted:

"I'm not crazy!"

"There really is a 'Kun' chasing me!"

"He's not your average Kris Wu, he's the kind... Kris Wu who wears overalls and plays basketball!"

"I'm telling the truth, officers, you have to believe me!"

Qi Lin and He Weilan exchanged a glance, both seeing a hint of helplessness in each other's eyes—and a barely suppressed smile.

"Sir, please sit down and speak slowly." Qi Lin tried to keep her tone calm and professional. "You mean... that 'Kun,' who wears overalls and can play basketball?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" The man sat down again, gesturing even more frantically with his hands. "It...it can sing and dance! Its movements are incredibly smooth! But when it chases me, its eyes are especially fierce!"

He Weilan lowered her head and quickly wrote a few strokes on the notebook, her shoulders swaying slightly.

Qi Lin took a deep breath and asked seriously, "Where was the last place you saw it? Were there any witnesses?"

"It was in the alley next to the basketball court on East Street! It was getting dark, the streetlights had just come on... It... it was holding a basketball, and suddenly it emerged from the shadows, pointed at the basket, and then... then it started dribbling!" The man became more and more agitated as he spoke, "The dribbling rhythm was like a ghost! I was so scared that I turned and ran, and it chased after me while dribbling!"

Qi Lin: "..."

He Weilan: "..."

The two of them simultaneously imagined that scene in their minds—

A boy named "Kun," wearing overalls, dribbles a ball while chasing someone through a dimly lit alley...

The scene was too beautiful for them to contemplate.

"Ahem." Qi Lin forced herself to pull herself back to reality. "Did it... catch up with you?"

"No! I ran fast! But I think it's still nearby..." the man whispered, his expression terrified. "Officer, you need to send people to patrol that area! That's definitely not an ordinary animal! It...it's intelligent!"

He Weilan finally couldn't help but turn her head and cough lightly.

Qi Lin gently kicked her under the table.

"Okay, sir, we have noted your situation." Qi Lin stood up, gesturing to see him off. "We will arrange for someone to check the area around the basketball court on East Street as soon as possible. Please go home first and be careful."

The man looked at her with suspicion: "You...you'll really investigate?"

"Yes, I will." Qi Lin nodded seriously, "But before that, I suggest you... try to avoid going near the basketball court."

Upon hearing this, the man breathed a sigh of relief, thanked the two profusely, and then left.

As soon as the other person left, the two exchanged a glance and finally could no longer hold back—

The entire office was instantly filled with suppressed laughter.

He Weilan laughed so hard she stomped her feet:

"Hahahaha—!"

Bang!

The door was suddenly pushed open, and the man who had just left was standing in the doorway.

"Is there anything else, sir?" He Weilan and Qi Lin immediately straightened their backs and solemnly organized the inquiry record.

The man glanced at them suspiciously before turning to leave.

The door closed again, and He Weilan burst out laughing, collapsing into her chair.

"Hahahaha... Oh dear Qilin, this is the fourth time he's come to report this this month! Things like 'Lao Da who can elbow from a helicopter,' 'Hakimi who can yell 'Mambo,' 'the 100-ton king who can jump to the 20th floor'... This time it's even more outrageous, he's actually being chased by a 'Kun' who can play basketball!"

She laughed until her stomach hurt, then turned to look at Qilin:

"But you managed to hold it in last time, why couldn't you do it this time?"

Qi Lin smiled and pursed her lips: "This time... the images in my mind are just too vivid."

—You can't exactly say that your laughter wasn't entirely because of the person who reported the crime, but because… Su Bai was writing in his diary, can you?

After all, it was obvious that her best friend, Weilan, didn't have a diary and couldn't see hers.