Officialdom: Reborn in the 90s, all I want to do is quit my job and make money.

Milk ice cream?

The office fell completely silent.

The tragic expression on Song Jixiang's face froze.

Wang Youwei's smug expression froze.

Sun Desheng and Xiang Qianjin stood with their mouths agape, forgetting to breathe.

They looked at Lin Yu as if he were a monster.

"Mayor, what...what did you say?" Song Jixiang's voice trembled, and he wondered if there was something wrong with his ears.

"I said, use your centrifuges to produce milk ice cream."

Lin Yu repeated it again.

Looking at Song Jixiang's face, which screamed "You're crazy," he felt extremely relieved.

Yes! That's the expression!

"Mayor, that thing is used for that!" Song Jixiang was anxious, gesturing frantically with his hands, not daring to utter any sensitive words.

That's a national strategic asset! It's used to refine top-secret materials!

You're going to use it to stir the milk?

Mayor Kobayashi is absolutely insane!

Lin Yu felt a sense of satisfaction watching their speechless expressions of shock.

That's the effect he wanted.

"Is there a technical problem?" Lin Yu leaned back in his chair, crossed his legs, and looked like a scoundrel.

"Well, technically, that's not a problem." Song Jixiang hesitated for a long time, his face turning red. "A centrifuge, well, it's for separation and purification. Don't even mention milk, it can separate even a pile of poop into its components..."

"That's settled then." Lin Yu slammed his hand on the table. "It's decided! Jixiang Arsenal, transform! Produce 'Two Bombs, One Satellite' brand ice cream!"

puff.

Wang Youwei almost choked on his breath.

Two Bombs, One Satellite brand... ice cream?

That name you chose is terrifying!

This is as if you're afraid others won't know what your ice cream is made of.

Lin Yu has completely let go.

"That's settled then!" He stood up, walked over to Song Jixiang, and patted his stiff shoulder. "Go back and immediately write me a renovation plan and budget report."

"You want money, right? No problem!"

"Give me as much as you want!"

"We'll allocate 50 million as the initial payment! We'll add more if that's not enough!"

Need to upgrade equipment? Buy it! Buy the most advanced equipment in the world! Need policy support? Give it the green light!

"I only have one request." Lin Yu stared at Song Jixiang, his face showing an unprecedented madness.

"Use the highest standards and the most rigorous processes to create the most amazing ice cream in the world!"

"Let everyone know that the ice cream in Jiangcheng has received nuclear weapons treatment!"

Song Jixiang: "..."

Wang Youwei: "..."

Sun Desheng and Xiang Qianjin had completely given up on thinking.

Lin Yu looked at them, inwardly laughing wildly.

Scared now?

You must be terrified!

Fifty million! One hundred million!

I'm going to bankrupt your city's finances!

Then I'll see who dares to protect me! I'll see who dares to make wild guesses about me!

however.

Just when Lin Yu thought he had succeeded.

Completely stunned by his outrageous remarks, Song Jixiang suddenly felt a buzzing in his mind.

The words from the book "The Correct Way to Use Lin Yu," wrapped in red cloth, flashed through his mind.

—The decision was outrageous, but it was executed unconditionally!

— Seemingly wasteful, but actually a game-changer!

—You don't understand because you're not at a high enough level!

Yes!

That's it!

Song Jixiang's eyes changed instantly.

From shock to confusion, then to sudden realization, and finally, to fervor.

He got it!

I understand completely now!

What kind of ice cream?

That was just a ruse! A smokescreen!

Mayor Kobayashi's true intentions are not at all!

Using the nation's most important instruments to do the most trivial things is like using a sledgehammer to crack a nut!

He is sending a signal to the outside world, to those overseas capitals that are eyeing him covetously!

We can even use nuclear industry-grade technology to make ice cream!

Our technological capabilities have exceeded this level!

You want to use that outdated technology to acquire us? To strangle us?

dream!

This doesn't look like making ice cream.

This is fucking muscle-flexing!

high!

That's way too high!

Is this the fifth layer?! No! This is the atmosphere!

"Mayor!" Song Jixiang suddenly raised his head and straightened his back.

He gave Lin Yu a standard military salute!

"Mission accomplished!"

The voice was loud and firm.

Lin Yu's smile froze.

He looked at the old man in front of him who had suddenly become excited and had a fanatical expression.

My mind went completely blank.

......

The news spread very quickly.

Within half a day, the news had spread throughout the entire Jiangcheng Municipal Government compound.

"Have you heard? Mayor Kobayashi has found a way out of that mess at the Jixiang Arsenal!"

"What's the way out? Producing tractors or bicycles?"

"Neither! We produce ice cream!"

"Pfft... What's that? Ice cream?"

"Yes! And it's the 'Two Bombs, One Satellite' brand! They say it'll be made using centrifuges from the nuclear fuel research days!"

"Holy crap! Really?! Is he crazy?!"

This caused an uproar throughout Jiangcheng.

What Lin Yu did before, although outrageous, could at least be explained.

The tow truck symbolizes the rectification of officialdom.

Criticizing Americans is for the sake of national dignity.

Spending 300 million yuan on demolition and relocation is to break the deadlock.

But you're using a centrifuge to make ice cream?

How the hell do you explain this?!

This is utter nonsense! It's wasteful! It's treating the country's money like it's nothing!

Public opinion was in an uproar.

The voices that had previously lauded Lin Yu suddenly quieted down. They were replaced by skepticism, ridicule, and a desire to see him fail.

"I knew it! This kid's too young; he'd get into trouble sooner or later!"

"They did contribute a little, but they've become incredibly arrogant!"

"Let's see how Mayor Liang and Governor Zhao clean up his mess this time!"

Lin Yu sat in his office, listening to the gossip outside, and smiled.

Comfortable!

That felt so fucking good!

Yes! That's the taste!

Swear! All of you, swear loudly!

The harsher the insults, the faster I'll walk away!

He even brewed himself a cup of fine Longjing tea, crossed his legs, hummed a little tune, and waited for the disciplinary notice.

......

Municipal government family compound.

In a senior citizens' activity room, a dozen or so elderly men with gray hair sat together, each with a grim expression.

These people are all retired leaders and experts from various units in the city.

Sitting in the main seat was an old man wearing an old military uniform, with medal marks still visible on his shoulders.

Zhou Zhenxiong, former commander of the Jiangcheng Military Sub-district.

boom!

Zhou Zhenxiong slammed his hand on the table, and the teacup jumped up.

"Nonsense! Absolutely nonsense!"

"What are centrifuges for? They're national treasures! How dare Lin Yu, a mere child, use them for all sorts of frivolous things!"

An old man wearing reading glasses next to him also felt heartbroken.

"I heard he even came up with a brand called 'Two Bombs, One Satellite'? This is a desecration of the 'Two Bombs, One Satellite' spirit! It's an insult to our generation of scientific researchers!"

"This is outrageous! Just because they've done something good, they think they can act with complete lawlessness!"

"We can't just stand by and watch him act recklessly! This is a crime!"

Zhou Zhenxiong suddenly stood up and scanned everyone present.

"We can't wait any longer!"

"Let's go to the city hall right now! To find Liang Wenyuan!"

"I want to ask him to his face! How can he be a good mayor?! Does he just let a young man squander the resources of our Jiangcheng?!"

"Walk!"

The old man waved his hand and led the way out the door.

Behind him, a dozen or so retired cadres followed angrily.