Officialdom: Reborn in the 90s, all I want to do is quit my job and make money.

"They're all...sold out!"

Secretary Liu kept his eyes closed; even he himself couldn't believe what he was saying.

Sell.

burst.

The.

The three words resounded loudly in the office.

It exploded on Li Dakang's skull.

The other two, without fail, both exploded on Lin Yu.

Lin Yu's eyes dimmed considerably in an instant.

The expression on his face froze.

That heart, which had just been revived by the electric shock, twitched twice before completely stopping.

Sold out!

How the hell did it sell out so fast?

Is that thing...is that something that will sell like hotcakes?!

The rifling inside the steel pipe is called "high-efficiency flow guiding thread".

If steel plates are welded onto a tractor, is it a "reinforced safety agricultural tractor"?

Adding shrapnel to a gas cylinder is called an "explosion-proof pre-fragmented layer"?

What the hell was this marketing copywriting from?!

Oh, it's me.

That's fine.

But shouldn't these things be deserted and unpopular, until a few unscrupulous international traders sign an order, ship them out, and in some unknown corner, fulfill their "true purpose," ultimately detonating a massive bombshell?!

What's going on now?

Sold out!

Lin Yu felt that his worldview had been shattered at this moment by the telegram sent back by Qin Fugui from thousands of miles away.

After a brief moment of stunned silence, Li Dakang suddenly became incredibly energetic, as if he had been injected with adrenaline.

"What did you say?!"

He lunged forward and grabbed Secretary Liu's shoulder with such force that he almost crushed Liu's bones.

"Say that again! What happened at the Canton Fair?!"

"Sold...sold out!" Secretary Liu winced in pain, but his face was filled with ecstatic joy. "A telegram from Comrade Qin Fugui! He said all our exhibits have been sold! Not a single one left!"

"Order! How much is the order?!" Li Dakang's voice trembled.

Secretary Liu laboriously extended one finger.

"One-tenth... a small goal!"

boom!

Li Dakang's mind also exploded.

He released Xiao Liu, staggered back two steps, and his expression shifted wildly between ecstasy, shock, and disbelief.

One-tenth...a small goal!

All the investments Li Dakang has brought in over the years at Hanjiang don't even amount to a fraction of this!

Now, relying on those few "agricultural products" that he himself feels are a bit unorthodox, he completed the task in just one day?

"The customer! Who is the customer?!" Li Dakang's breathing became extremely heavy.

"It's...it's a merchant from the Middle East!" Secretary Liu's voice rose eight octaves. "Qin Fugui said that the merchant seems to be...and also a prince from the Arab world!"

"And what's more! He accepted the invitation and said he'd like to come to Hanjiang in person to visit the factory... for an inspection!"

Prince!

I'll investigate in person!

Li Dakang felt like he was about to faint from happiness.

This is no longer about attracting investment.

This is like inviting a living god of wealth!

He turned his head sharply, his burning eyes, hot enough to melt anyone, fixed intently on Lin Yu.

Lin Yu: "..."

He sat expressionlessly in the leather executive chair, feeling like a soulless walking corpse.

It’s over.

It's all fucking over.

The mine he planted himself didn't hit the enemy; instead, it blew him into the air, and he couldn't get down.

"Kobayashi! Advisor Kobayashi!"

Li Dakang rushed over and once again gripped Lin Yu's hand tightly.

The force was even greater than before.

That look was even more intense than before.

The voice, trembling with sobs, was filled with boundless gratitude and adoration.

"You...you...you're truly...a god descended to earth!"

Lin Yu wanted to die.

Really.

His only thought now is to find a sturdy belt so that he can maintain some dignity in the office where he has personally created countless "miracles".

......

One afternoon.

Lin Yu's office was never quiet.

No, it should be said that this is no longer Lin Yu's office.

Li Dakang directly instructed his secretary, Xiao Liu, to move his desk, his files, and even his phone over.

The official explanation was that it would be convenient to consult with Advisor Kobayashi about work at any time.

In reality, they treated Lin Yu as a mascot, a guardian deity, and enshrined him here.

And that red phone, starting at two in the afternoon, hadn't stopped ringing non-stop.

"Hey! Secretary Luo! Yes, yes, it's me, Dakang!... Oh dear, it's all thanks to the provincial leadership's excellent leadership. We at Hanjiang just resolutely carried out the province's instructions!... What? Advisor Xiao Lin? Oh, he's right next to me, young man, still a little embarrassed!... Hahaha, don't worry! We'll definitely take good care of him! Definitely!"

After I hung up the phone, it rang again.

"Hello! Governor! Hello!... Yes, yes, it's Hanjiang!... Our achievement at the Canton Fair was just a small thing, nothing to mention!... It's all thanks to the province!... What? You want to give us preferential policies? Oh dear, how can we accept that! We Hanjiang can't cause trouble for the province... You say this is what we deserve? Then... then on behalf of the millions of people of Hanjiang, thank you, Governor!"

After I hung up, the phone rang again, fucking.

The vice governor in charge of industry.

Director of the Provincial Government Office.

Director of the Finance Department.

Before Lin Yu arrived, when Hanjiang went to the provincial government to ask for policies and financial assistance, the leaders there would avoid Hanjiang like the plague.

it's good now.

Lin Yu's report caused a huge uproar.

A single deal at the Canton Fair shocked the entire Nanjiang area.

Those departments that used to ignore the Han River are now scrambling to get involved, like cats smelling fish.

Some people offered to give money.

There are policies in place.

Some came to "learn from advanced experiences".

Li Dakang's mouth didn't close all afternoon.

He felt he had never been so triumphant in his entire life!

Cool!

That was fucking awesome!

While on the phone, he secretly glanced at Lin Yu, who sat next to him with a look of utter despair.

I was so happy.

At the same time, there was a hint of regret.

Why was I so timid at the special report meeting in the province?

If they were a little more determined and shameless, and just clung to Liang Wenyuan's leg and wouldn't let go, wouldn't they be able to completely put Xiaolin's personnel relationship in Hanjiang?

And that good-for-nothing Xiao Liu!

When they made him cry, couldn't he have cried even harder? He cried until he went into shock and had to be rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment!

If the provincial leaders see that Hanjiang is so determined to retain people, will they relent?

The more I think about it, the more I regret it, and the angrier I get.

Li Dakang hung up another congratulatory call and glared fiercely at Secretary Liu, who stood at the door looking completely bewildered.

Secretary Liu: "???"

No, Mayor, why are you blaming me for this?

It's clearly you who's shameless!

......

Li Dakang's eyes were burning with excitement and joy, filled with the pride of an old father looking at his precious son.

That look made Lin Yu feel a chill run down his spine, and his stomach churned.

If Li Dakang is feeling incredibly happy, triumphant, and full of high spirits right now...

Lin Yu was in so much pain.

It's even more disgusting than eating a hundred flies.

He leaned back in his chair, staring blankly at the ceiling, his mind a complete mess.

It’s over.

Barbie Q is here.

Can't run away.

That old fox Li Dakang is probably going to treat himself like a memorial tablet now, offering incense and making offerings to him every day.

but....

and many more.

It seems... things haven't gotten to the worst yet.

The order has been signed.

I made money.

Li Dakang was thrilled.

but!

Those things will eventually have to be shipped out.

Those "high-efficiency flow guiding threads" are ultimately meant to be stuffed with something to "guide" the flow.

Those "enhanced tractors" are ultimately meant to withstand the "sandstorms" in areas with strong winds and sand.

Even those "explosion-proof gas cylinders" can, in the end, have an "accidental" moment.

As long as they serve a "real purpose".

Then the fun begins, doesn't it?

At that moment, a deafening explosion!

Let alone Li Dakang, even Liang Wenyuan and the entire Nanjiang Province would tremble in fear!

Thinking of this, Lin Yu's lips couldn't help but curl upwards slightly again.

That familiar, eerie arc, the one that seemed to be under complete control, quietly reappeared once again.

The problem is not big.

Let the bullets fly a little longer.

It's just a little bit of weathering.

Just wait and see if you, Li Dakang, will still be laughing when things happen!

Hehehehehe......

"Kobayashi!"

Just then, Li Dakang finally hung up the last phone call.

He turned around, and his old face, which was beaming with joy, was radiant, as if he had become ten years younger.

He looked at Lin Yu with eyes so passionate they seemed to drip with water, so intense they looked like they wanted to completely devour Lin Yu.

"News has also come from Jiangcheng."

"Li Datou and Wang Jianguo, although they can't compare to us, are still selling like hotcakes!"

Li Dakang patted Lin Yu on the shoulder, his tone filled with endless emotion and satisfaction.

"Your actions not only saved the Han River, but also revived Jiangcheng!"

The eerie smile on Lin Yu's face froze instantly.

He looked at Li Dakang's incredibly sincere face, which was filled with the thought, "You are truly our great benefactor."

That suicidal urge that I had just suppressed came rushing back up again, damn it.

Help me, help me, damn it, who can save me?!