Sky Curtain: The opening scene explains the four major cases of the Ming Dynasty plus the early Ming

Before the dim red light in the studio had completely dissipated, Zhu Dijun slammed his hand on the holographic keyboard, instantly pulverizing the disgusting "Legend of Dragon Ball" poster into the virtual trash can.

"Family members, since we've come this far today, and since we're going to dig up the ancestral graves of TV dramas to keep up with current events, let's just dig them up to the fullest!"

Zhu Dijun unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt, his eyes gleaming like those of a ravenous wolf that had gone completely berserk.

"There's a movie online that's been trending for all the wrong reasons even before it's been released! It claims to be positive, but it's actually doing all sorts of negative and awful things!"

The large screen shook violently as a huge movie concept poster slammed into the center of the screen—"The Battle of Qinghe."

The four large characters exuded a magnificent, epic feel, but under Judy Jun's cold and stern gaze, they seemed like four clowns jumping around.

"Many people are asking, this movie is about the Battle of Ma Zi, a patriotic film, so why is it being so heavily criticized by netizens?"

Zhu Dijun grabbed a red marker and highlighted key points on the poster.

"Because it reeks of utterly vile historical nihilism! It not only distorts the essence of history, but also..."

For the first pair of underwear, Zhu Dijun wrote four large characters on the whiteboard with great force: "[Dongning Power]".

"This pigskin drama!"

Zhu Dijun let out a laugh that could blow off the roof, "Family members, do you know who the hell likes to use the words 'Kingdom of Dongning'? It's those traitors who kowtow to the Japanese invaders!"

Zhu Dijun approached the camera and angrily pointed at the big screen.

"What was the real Ming-Zheng regime in history?! Zheng Chenggong and his son Zheng Jing adhered to the Ming Dynasty's Yongli reign title until their deaths! They even called the copper coins they issued 'Yongli Tongbao'! They always considered themselves subjects of the Ming Dynasty, and their core demand was to overthrow the Qing and restore the Ming! It was the Southern Ming resistance against the Qing! It was the integrity of a loyal subject who would never serve two masters!"

When will they build it?

Zhu Dijun kicked the podium in the parallel Chongzhen era of the Ming Dynasty.

Inside the Forbidden City, Zhu Youjian stared intently at the sky, a trickle of crimson blood seeping from his bitten lip.

"Yongli...a subject of the Ming Dynasty..."

Emperor Chongzhen's withered hands trembled, and hot tears welled up in his eyes. He had always thought that he, this old crooked tree, was the end of the Ming Dynasty, but he never expected that after his death, the Ming's officials would still be fighting to the death on an overseas island, under the banner of his Zhu family, for decades!

"Such loyal and righteous men, such unwavering loyalty that refused to surrender to the Buryat wild boar skin, have been slandered by these actors of later generations as rebellious traitors who carved up their own territories!"

Zhu Youjian suddenly drew his sword and shattered the imperial desk in front of him with a single blow.

"Wild boar skin deserves to die! These traitorous writers and actors who act as lackeys for the Chinese people deserve to die even more!"

On the sky, Zhu Dijun's scalpel mercilessly sliced ​​into the second pair of underwear.

The screen then shifted to a poster featuring a person dressed in a pigskin official robe, shown in close-up.

"The second major crime! The utterly shameless deification of Shi Lang!"

The pointer in Zhu Dijun's hand was like a whip pointing at the traitorous dog who had been molded into a hero.

A bloody historical record immediately popped up on the big screen.

"What kind of person is Shi Lang?! He's a complete traitor, a traitor who served three masters!!"

Judy Jun's voice rose, filled with extreme sarcasm.

"He was also driven by personal motives in this naval battle."

Zhu Dijun wrote four characters heavily on the whiteboard: "Shi Hou Da Zu".

"What did Shi Lang do after conquering Frog Island? He abused his power to seize land on a frenzied scale and monopolize trade across the strait! He forcibly collected numerous 'Shi Hou Rents' from the people of the entire Ryukyu Kingdom!!"

The parallel Yongle era of the Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Di sat upright on the dragon throne and let out an extremely dangerous cold laugh.

"Having changed hands three times, using the nation's resources to settle personal scores, and seizing land to enrich himself—such a despicable and vile talent deserves only to be skinned alive in my Great Ming Dynasty!"

Zhu Di glanced at the kneeling officials, his murderous intent boiling.

"Mite-killing was originally a barbarian invasion that harmed the Central Plains, and its result is shameless."

The live stream chat was already exploding with comments.

Various curses continued

Without pausing, Judy Jun thrust the third knife directly into the film's most fatal heart.

"The third major charge! Distorting the true nature of the war and viciously belittling Zhu Chenggong!"

Zhu Dijun pressed his hands firmly against the podium.

"Who is Zhu Chenggong? He's a true national hero who led the Ming army to defeat the Dutch invaders who occupied Ryukyu, forcing them to flee in terror and surrender! He brought Han culture to Penghu, ensuring that Ryukyu continued to inherit the bloodline of the Chinese people!"

On the holographic screen, historical materials depicting an extremely humiliating naval battle appeared.

"In order to elevate the justice of pigskin"

Zhu Dijun roared:

"This is such a frustrating part of history, would a movie dare to film it?! No way! They can only portray the Qing army as righteous!"

A parallel Hongwu era of the Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly stood up and kicked over the incense burner in the hall, scattering the red-hot charcoal all over the ground.

"He deserves to die!"

Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes were bloodshot

"These Buryat boars aren't content with stealing our land; they want to sell it to the western barbarians! That Shi Lang is worse than livestock! Helping a foreign tribe fight against a loyal minister of our former dynasty! Is this the unification of the Boarskin Dynasty? This is betrayal!"

The studio lights flickered violently as Judy Jun's scalpel delivered its final blow.

Zhu Dijun leaned back in his chair, his eyes becoming extremely cold and deep.

"These film and television investors, these screenwriters who only know how to edit history with their keyboards—they are deliberately distorting the facts. If they aren't thoroughly exposed, our descendants will only see true heroes humiliated and traitors portrayed as righteous!"

The entire live stream room was plunged into an extremely tense and heated atmosphere, with countless bullet comments about "resisting drug movies" completely flooding the screen.

Zhu Dijun casually pressed a red button on the podium, and the studio lights instantly switched to a deep, dark blue.

"Family members, after we've finished criticizing these terrible dramas and movies, and after we've finished criticizing these cultural flies that leech off history, it's time for us to cleanse our eyes."

"Now let's tell some historical jokes about miticides to lighten the mood."