A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 107 Oh, it's Ultraman Seven!

"By the way, Joy of Life 2 is about to premiere, probably in mid-November."

Zhang Ruoyun suddenly remembered something else: "Starting in October, we'll be doing all sorts of promotions, appearing on variety shows like 'Hello Saturday' to promote the drama."

"You two remember to set aside time beforehand to talk to the director about this."

The Penguin's annual gala will be held in January next year.

In order to coincide with the awards ceremony, the production team of "Joy of Life" set the release date for mid-November.

"Okay, I understand."

After finishing their meal, the three chatted for a while longer before Zhang Ruoyun and Guo Qilin left.

They have their own things to do later.

Guo Qilin's "The Story of the Border" hasn't finished filming yet, and Zhang Ruoyun is going to be a guest on "The Wonderful Night of Delight," so his schedule is also very tight.

"Everyone's busy~ It's good to be busy~"

After the two left, Gu Yun realized he hadn't given them his dose of cynical wisdom: "Tsk, what a pity!"

"Hey, it's you!"

As soon as Gu Yun arrived at the hotel entrance, he heard a gentle and pleasant voice behind him.

Turning around, Gu Yun exclaimed in surprise, "Oh, it's you, Ultraman Seven!"

The person who arrived was Zhang Ruonan.

She wore a brown-grey off-shoulder mini dress, her flaxen hair flowing smoothly down her back, and large sunglasses that framed her delicate, high nose.

"ah!!!"

Zhang Ruonan came to apologize because she had accidentally bumped into Gu Yun not long ago, but left in a hurry because the situation was quite critical.

Later, feeling guilty, she found out Gu Yun's name and decided to find an opportunity to apologize.

But she's currently filming the TV series "Hard to Coax," and she's usually very busy, so she hasn't been able to find an opportunity.

I never expected to meet such a beautiful and fresh-faced girl today.

Zhang Ruonan was initially very happy, her lips were even upturned in a smile, but Gu Yun's words "Ultraman Seven" abruptly suppressed her joy.

"You, you, you, you!"

Zhang Ruonan said angrily, "Who says such rude things on the first meeting?"

Gu Yun rubbed his slightly dizzy head and immediately launched into a sarcastic, cynical remark: "Nobody's doing this? Then let me be the first!"

"I am paving the way for future generations!"

Lately, Gu Yun and Xu Qi'an have been acting in too many dramas, and every time someone comes up with a line, it sounds incredibly cheesy and makes them seem ridiculously stupid. [Cynical quote +1]

Zhang Ruonan took off her sunglasses, her almond-shaped eyes staring incredulously at Gu Yun's perfect face, both annoyed and amused: "Hey, how can you talk about something so rudely righteously?"

Gu Yun shook his head, his face serious: "Don't define our lives by other people's standards."

"As the human form of Ultraman Seven, how come you don't even know this?"

"I----"

Zhang Ruonan was completely speechless. What is this? What is this? This person has something wrong with their brain!

"He's probably an idiot!"

Zhang Ruonan decided to leave. Why apologize? This guy seems to be out of his mind.

However, before she could even leave, *smack*, Gu Yun was already lying down at her feet.

I drank a bit too much today. I also spent a lot of energy on Meng Ziyi a few days ago, so I'm definitely a little drunk.

"Hey, are you trying to scam me?"

Zhang Ruonan was completely bewildered. All she wanted to do was apologize, but it seemed like she had been set up by a honey trap?

"Eh————"

Zhang Ruonan, who was about to call her agent, twitched her nostrils and smelled a strong odor of alcohol: "Oh, so he's drunk?"

Just now, Gu Yun was standing against the wind, and the wind blew away the smell of alcohol on him. Also, the distance was a bit far, so she didn't smell it.

"That's all nonsense!"

Zhang Ruonan suddenly realized that it wasn't appropriate to leave like this, but she helped Gu Yun back to the hotel—wait, she couldn't lift him!

"What should we do?"

Zhang Ruonan squatted down, tilted her head and rested it on her arms which were crossed on her knees, and Ultraman Seven fell into deep thought.

Hey, his eyelashes are really long — Pshaw! What are you thinking?

Zhang Ruonan shook her head, her hair fluttering in the wind, staring at Gu Yun's face, and started thinking again.

Hmm—your collarbone is quite prominent too!

Is his face even real in the three-dimensional world?

Zhang Ruonan, who should have been thinking about serious matters, had her thoughts running in a completely unruly manner, just like her running posture.

She stretched out a finger and gently poked Gu Yun's face.

"Wow, it feels really nice to the touch, and it even has a kind of bony quality~"

"Skinny?"

"By the way, is he considered handsome due to his bone structure or just his skin? He seems pretty handsome either way!"

Zhang Ruonan reached out and poked Gu Yun's face again. This time, Gu Yun seemed to have a muscle reaction and sucked on it like a baby nursing.

"Eh~"

"Eh?"

"Hey!"

A tingling sensation came over Zhang Ruonan, who was first stunned, and then her oval face turned red all the way to the back of her ears!

What should I do? I'm not good at dealing with kids!

What if someone sees it?

"Boss!"

Chen Momo ran over from a distance. She had gone with Gu Yun and Zhang Ruoyun when they were drinking earlier, since someone had to take care of Gu Yun.

As a result, Gu Yun disappeared while she was in the bathroom!

She searched around there several times, thinking that Gu Yun might have gone back to the hotel by himself, so she followed that road and caught up with him!

Thankfully, the boss is alright!

"Um, are you her assistant?"

In desperation, Zhang Ruonan pinched Gu Yun's face with her delicate hand and squeezed hard, but there was still no reaction.

Just as Zhang Ruonan thought that she would probably be misunderstood by the visitors as having some special fetish, Gu Yun reacted.

Gu Yun spat out his finger like a fish blowing bubbles, muttering, "The texture is wrong, the taste is wrong, it's strange—"

Zhang Ruonan only heard the beginning; she didn't hear the rest of what Gu Yun said.

"Yes, I'm the boss's assistant. Hey! You're Zhang Ruonan—how come the boss is with you?"

With Zhang Ruonan's help, Chen Momo helped Gu Yun up and then recognized the woman wearing sunglasses in front of her.

"I—well, it's a long story. Let's take him back to the hotel first."

It took Zhang Ruonan and Chen Momo working together to finally help Gu Yun back to the hotel.

"How strange!"

After settling Gu Yun in, Zhang Ruonan gently wiped the fine sweat from her forehead. On her way back to her room, she kept complaining, "He looks so thin, how come he's so heavy?"

"And that's incredibly rude. Who starts kissing you so intimately right after meeting you?"

"Ultraman Seven? Hmph! Your whole family are Ultraman!"

"Even though he was drunk, it's still rude~"

"Being handsome isn't enough either—"

Zhang Ruonan was like a little chatterbox, talking to herself and muttering to herself, but she stopped talking when she touched the faint bite mark on her right index finger.

As her thoughts wandered, she recalled Gu Yun's words: "Taste? Texture? Has he ever bitten other people's fingers before?"

"Did I fall asleep on the roadside yesterday?"

On the way to the film set the next day, after hearing Chen Momo recount what happened the previous night, Gu Yun looked surprised and said, "This doesn't make sense?"