A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 119 Chef Huang: Who are you? You're so hard to guess!

Gu Yun: "We are responsible for bearing the burden and making up for the lack of nuclear-powered oxen and horses in the Mushroom House."

"Eh————"

Zhang Ruonan was skeptical; she felt that Gu's words were a bit exaggerated.

Gu Yun didn't bother to explain. He figured Zhang Ruonan would understand once she spent a day there and experienced it for herself.

The Mushroom House is here! Ultraman Seven himself has arrived. Even if he stays here for a day, the lights will be flashing red.

Current Equipment Attributes:

Master of Rants (ma), Blue Planet Grass (ma), Variety Show Star (lv2), Easy Shape (Iv1), Chicken Soup Master (I)

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Anyway, Gu Yun knew that he would definitely be targeted by Chef Huang when he went to the Mushroom House, so he changed his battle-related skills in advance.

"Hello, Teacher Gu and Teacher Zhang. Now it's time to order. Please feel free to order anything you'd like to eat."

A staff member handed me a telephone.

"You fight, I fight?"

Gu Yun took the phone and asked Zhang Ruonan.

"You can order, I'm not good at ordering, I have decision-making anxiety."

Zhang Ruonan gestured.

"I'll order then, but don't regret it later, okay?"

"Order it!" Zhang Ruonan said nonchalantly. She didn't have any dietary restrictions and could eat spicy or non-spicy food.

"Okay, I'll order."

Gu Yun dialed the number, and it seemed that Chef Huang was waiting by the phone. As soon as Gu Yun dialed, Huang answered the phone.

"Hello, this is Mushroom House, I'm Chef Huang."

Whether it was Gu Yun's imagination or not, he thought he heard the old man chuckling.

"Teacher Huang, um, the production team said they want you to guess who we are first—"

Before Gu Yun could finish speaking, Chef Huang couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Oh my, who are you? You're so hard to guess!"

Gu Yun: "————"

He was certain; Chef Huang knew it was him!

They were practically laughing their heads off. They hadn't guessed Gu Yun's identity, and Gu Yun immediately ate—um, the green beans that Chef Huang had cooked!

"I'm Xiao Gu, Teacher Huang, it's been a long time."

After a few words, Gu Yun revealed his identity. Huang Xiaochu knew him, so there was no point in continuing the act.

"Little Gu—hahaha, cough cough, well, sorry, I just thought of something happy."

Chef Huang almost burst out laughing, and it took him a while to stop: "Well, what would you like to eat? I'll cook for you. We're old friends, I have to treat you well!"

Gu Yun had a bad feeling that Chef Huang was up to no good.

The rule at Mushroom House is that the more dishes you order, and the more expensive they are, the more work you have to do!

It seems that Chef Huang has really prepared a "feast" for himself!

"Hmm, you can order anything here, right?"

"Yes, you can order anything. Whatever you want to eat, I'll make it!"

"Okay, then I'll keep it simple and order five dishes first. Is that alright, Teacher Huang?"

"Yes, it can work! Of course it can work!"

Chef Huang was grinning from ear to ear.

Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang exchanged a glance; it was the first time they had ever seen their teacher so happy.

Zhang Zifeng looked at He Ling, who was frowning, and whispered, "Teacher He, what's wrong with Teacher Huang? Why is she so happy?"

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"Yeah! Yeah!"

Peng Yuchang was also curious: "It seems like Teacher Huang is on stimulants—"

"Hmm—" He Ling scratched her head: "You could say that, anyway, the effect is the same."

"By the way, where did all the ingredients in our kitchen go?"

He Ling asked again, explaining that he had been thinking about what delicious food he could make for Gu Yun, and when he went to check the kitchen, it was empty. He had been wanting to ask about it ever since.

"Um—the teacher used all the food he cooked this morning," Peng Yuchang said honestly, touching his ear.

"All used up!" He Ling's eyes widened. "No, the whole chicken, three pounds of meat, and the fish and shrimp, all gone?"

"Um----

"Not a single bit left?"

"There were leftovers," Zhang Zifeng said, "but Master treated the production crew to dinner again."

He Ling: "—"

Little Gu is here—I hope he won't be exhausted.

"You said it, I remember it."

Huang Xiaochu found paper and pen and began to speak in a serious manner.

"Hmm, for the first dish, I'd like stir-fried instant noodles."

"Huh? What?" Chef Huang was taken aback.

"Stir-fried instant noodles!"

"Okay, next one."

Chef Huang noted down this dish. Instant noodles weren't expensive, and he hoped Gu Yun would order more of the more luxurious things.

"Let's start with these five: boiled instant noodles, soaked instant noodles, sweet and sour instant noodles, and hot and sour instant noodles."

Gu Yun rattled off the list in one breath, as if reciting a menu.

Not only was Chef Huang across the table stunned, but Zhang Ruonan, who was listening to Gu Yun's phone call, was also dumbfounded: Huh? Five dishes? Are you sure this isn't a feast of instant noodles?

Who orders food like that?!

"No, Xiao Gu, you—"

Chef Huang scratched his nose, almost unable to hold back his swearing.

I've been waiting for ages, and this is what you give me?

"What's wrong, Teacher Huang? Is this not acceptable?"

Gu Yun raised an eyebrow: "Five dishes, no problem!"

Eating instant noodles and fishing, the day is over. Who would want to do any real work?

"Okay, fine, but you only eat instant noodles? Don't you find that disgusting?"

Chef Huang is almost frantic!

Why don't you order something else? Otherwise, how am I supposed to manipulate you into working? How am I supposed to vent my anger?

Gu Yun refused: "It's not disgusting, but it's also troublesome. Teacher Huang has to work hard for half a day to make other dishes, this is so simple."

"Okay, Teacher Huang, that's all for now. The production team is taking away your phones."

"No, order something else—"

Before Huang Xiaochu could finish speaking, the phone rang, and his face immediately darkened. He remained silent for a long time.

He Ling suppressed a laugh; it was all thanks to Gu Yun's clever tricks!

Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang exchanged a glance, and the latter whispered, "Do you think our master is sick? One minute he's smiling, the next he's frowning?"

Zhang Zifeng shook her head. She didn't understand, but she sensed that something was wrong with her master, as if it was related to the person who made the phone call.

Can you not have a dark expression?

He had been holding back his ultimate move for ages, ready to unleash it on Gu Yun, but the enemy couldn't target him. How could he not be angry?

"Teacher Huang, please get up. Don't sit there; the ground is cold."

He Ling suppressed a laugh and stepped forward, saying, "You don't look well. Are you feeling unwell?"

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Chef Huang: "It's nothing, I just feel uneasy."

"Hey, Gu Yun, they asked you to order, why did you only order instant noodles? How about we skip the recording and I take you to the hospital for an MRI?"

On the way to the Mushroom House, Zhang Ruonan asked with a sincere expression.

She thought that Gu Yun must have something wrong with his head. Who would order five different flavors of instant noodles?

Gu Yun: "—You'll thank me, Ultraman Seven."

I saved your life, and you think I'm crazy?

Gu Yun didn't intend to explain to Zhang Ruonan.

As the saying goes, you can't learn something just by being taught it; you can learn it after being taught it only once!

He didn't think this would stump Chef Huang. Chef Huang was full of tricks and would definitely have other ways to make things work.

Once Zhang Ruonan experiences it once, she'll understand everything.