A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 121 Gu Yun: Teacher Huang is truly an expert!

"This scenery is really nice!"

Gu Yun walked at the back of the group and sighed.

"Right~"

Zhang Zifeng shook her head and laughed, "The production team chose this place because of its beautiful scenery."

"Can we go catch fish in the stream?"

Zhang Ruonan became interested and came closer.

"Yes, I went there once before, but the water was too clear, and the fish swam away as soon as they saw people."

Zhang Zifeng said.

Amidst laughter and conversation, the group arrived at the cornfield, put on gloves, and began to work.

Six people were working, and Zhang Zifeng and Zhang Ruonan were humming songs. At first, they were in a pretty good mood.

"How do you break these corn kernels? It takes so much effort every time I break one."

After picking at a few ears of corn, Zhang Ruonan's right arm was scratched by the corn leaves.

"You go outside, I'll go inside."

Gu Yun switched places with Zhang Ruonan so that the outer row wouldn't get scratched by the leaves when it dried.

"Oh, thank you."

Zhang Ruonan secretly glanced at Gu Yun's back and muttered, "Actually, he's not that bad."

On the other side, Huang Xiaochu silently picked a few ears of corn, but couldn't help but say something: "Hey, Xiao Zhang, after you picked the corn, you should step on the stalks."

"But I already have a hard time picking corn, do I have to stomp on it too?"

Zhang Ruonan was a little confused. She wiped the sweat from her forehead and tried it on. Her shoes were slippery, and when she stepped on the pole, she slipped off.

"what!"

Zhang Ruonan fell forward, her chest heading straight for the sickle. Just as she was about to collide with it, Zhang Ruonan screamed in terror.

"Be careful, don't step on the corn stalks."

Gu Yun loosened his grip on Zhang Ruonan's waist; it was smooth and soft, he couldn't tell if it was from sweat or because her skin was naturally good.

"Um.

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Zhang Ruonan nodded blankly. She was really scared just now. If Gu Yun hadn't pulled her back, the sickle might have stabbed her in the chest!

"What do you mean you don't need to step on it?"

"Little Gu, it's obvious you've never lifted a finger in this world. How are you supposed to know where to stop and where not to stop if you don't even try?"

Huang Xiaochu, standing nearby, felt a surge of anger rising within him after Gu Yun's rebuttal.

It's one thing to be bullied on other shows, but to be treated like this kid on home turf?

"Xiao Gu, didn't you say on that show that you used to help with chores at home? How come you didn't know that?"

Gu Yun said this on the show "Let's Go Traveling Together". Huang Xiaochu is bringing it up now to dig a hole for Gu Yun.

Gu Yun is currently on the rise, and even the slightest bit of negative news could become a weapon for others to attack him!

To put it mildly, Gu Yun's character is fabricated, exploiting sympathy to deceive fans.

To put it more broadly, it's a matter of character and morality.

Either way, it would severely damage Gu Yun's public image.

He Ling knew there was a trap here, so she spoke up to help Gu Yun out: "But isn't it hard to step on that? We've already had a lot of trouble breaking this."

"Teacher He, you really can't argue with me about this."

Huang Xiaochu immediately said, "My family still grows corn, about twenty mu, and we have to go home every year to harvest the corn."

"I know that perfectly well."

He Ling was stunned for a moment. How come he had never heard of Huang Xiaochu's family growing corn?

However, since Chef Huang had already said that, He Ling really couldn't continue to speak up for Gu Yun, since his family didn't grow more than twenty acres of corn.

"Hey, Xiao Gu, you don't understand? Come here, I'll teach you."

Chef Huang grinned, showing his big teeth, and waved to Gu Yun. This time, he had won!

Gu Yun is about to be tricked by him!

Huang Xiaochu tried to see panic and helplessness on Gu Yun's face.

But in reality, Gu Yun remained calm. After calming Zhang Ruonan down, he picked corn and replied to Chef Huang, "Oh my, Teacher Huang is really an expert. He grows more than 20 acres and picks corn every year. That's better than my family. We only have seven acres."

"Hehe, the little guy is concerned about his image. He's starting to patch up his image and create a persona again."

Huang Xiaochu first loudly teased Gu Yun into the camera, then laughed and said, "Little Gu, since your family grows seven acres of corn, how come you don't even know how to harvest corn?"

"I used to know, but I've forgotten now," Gu Yun said with a serious expression.

Huang Xiaochu gave a mocking smile: "What do you mean by 'I knew it before, but I've forgotten it now'? This kid lies without batting an eye."

"Because nowadays, when people are picking corn, they all use machines; people just need to pick the corn."

There are specialized machines in the back that will crush all the straw into fodder or put it in the field as fertilizer, saving time and effort.

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Gu Yun turned around, smiled at Chef Huang, and said quietly, "Teacher Huang, you go home to harvest corn every year, you must know about this, right?"

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

"The machine? Of course I know!"

Huang Xiaochu scratched his nose, sweat beading on his forehead, whether from the heat or anxiety, he couldn't tell: "The production team didn't say anything, I thought they were going to use the old method again."

"Oh~~"

Gu Yun glanced at the straw crusher parked by the roadside: "Such a big machine parked there, do we need the production team to tell us?"

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"Teacher Huang, you don't even recognize a shredder?"

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

"that----"

Chef Huang's tongue started to tumble, and Gu Yun didn't give him a chance to organize his thoughts, continuing his barrage: "Um, Teacher Huang, you know so much, the production team must really like you, right?"

"Hey, why do you say that?" He Ling asked, puzzled. Shouldn't it be that she particularly dislikes it?

Gu Yun explained, "Because of Teacher Huang, we were able to take more than ten years of detours, which is why the show is so entertaining."

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

Zhang Ruonan covered her mouth and chuckled, her almond-shaped eyes narrowing into slits with laughter.

Teacher Huang, why did you provoke Gu Yun for no reason? If you push him too far, he really will bite!

"That's true!"

Teacher He, the "Evil Gardenia," added insult to injury: "We've come here to pick corn at least five times, and the production team has never once told us why we don't trample the stalks down."

"We're just waiting for Teacher Huang to explain these little facts to us."

The two of them, speaking in unison, completely silenced Chef Huang.

After holding it in for a while, Chef Huang finally said, "Ouch, my stomach hurts. I'm going back to the bathroom."

After saying that, he slunk away.

Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang hid in the row of corn kernels inside, trying their best to suppress their laughter. It was the first time they had ever seen their master so embarrassed.

"The production team is really mean; they didn't even tell us they had this machine."

On the way back, Chef Huang muttered to himself.

Hearing the footsteps of the Follow PD approaching from behind, she immediately changed her expression, pretending to be uncomfortable: "We'll go back to the bathroom later, tidy up the yard, and then I'll go get some groceries on credit to prepare for cooking."

"You can buy on credit, right?"

Huang Xiaochu asked the PD.

"You can pay on credit!"

The PD repeats Wang Zhengyu's answer from the earpiece.