A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 126 Teacher Huang, this isn't a teacher, isn't he just a rich man?

"Hey!"

Zhang Ruonan reached out and touched it, and sure enough, she found a chocolate bar. When she opened one and put it in her mouth, she suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Gu Yun had walked more than ten meters when he heard Zhang Ruonan call him. He turned around and saw Ultraman Seven kicking him!

"Gu Yun! You really are a bastard!"

Zhang Ruonan, her ears and face flushed red after stomping hard on Gu Yun's foot, ran away again.

She ran a few meters, then, remembering how Gu Yun had teased her, she immediately stopped walking, muttering under her breath, "Ptooey! This chocolate bar, eating it is worse than not eating it at all~"

Gu Yun walked a long way before finding yellow soil, and borrowed some chopped bellflower roots from nearby villagers, put them in a bucket and took them back to the Mushroom House.

When I got back, the sky had fallen!

Huang Xiaochu appeared out of nowhere, holding a cup of tea, and sat on a small stool next to the stove.

The stove that Gu Yun had just built had already been half dismantled.

Seeing Gu Yun return, Chef Huang preemptively said, "Hey, Gu, you didn't build this stove right! It's not that high!"

"You're too far from the ground; the fire can't reach the bottom of the pot."

"It's a good thing I'm here, otherwise you'd have to tear it all down and start over after you mixed the yellow mud and filled the gaps."

Gu Yun laughed in exasperation: "Teacher Huang, I laid bricks and stones underneath. The stove looks high, but it's actually very close to the fire source."

"You came up here and demolished it without even looking at it?"

Gu Yun built a stove with a large pot, leaving such a big opening on top that he didn't believe Chef Huang couldn't see it.

"Oh? Is that so?"

Huang Xiaochu scratched his nose, glanced at it pretending to look, and chuckled, "Oh dear, it really is. I didn't see it either."

"But honestly, Xiao Gu, the way you built this stove is wrong. The bricks are laid out like that. Won't it collapse?"

"Listen to me, tear it down and rebuild it."

Huang Xiaochu took off his gloves and slowly took a sip of hot tea. He had come here specifically to torment Gu Yun.

The morning's paper-drawing ritual was also arranged by him, leaving Gu Yun in the courtyard to work while he slowly trained and tamed him.

"Teacher Huang, didn't you have a cold? You couldn't even get out of bed this morning, where did you get the energy now?"

While mixing with the yellow mud, Gu Yun said, "I was only gone for a short while, and you've already wrecked my stove like this?"

"Do you have a cold? It can't be something else, can it? Should I go inside and get a thermometer so we can take your temperature again carefully?"

[Master of Rants +1]

"Hey, no need, no need—"

Huang Xiaochu closed the lid, frowning, "I've been lying in bed for too long, so I came out to move around a bit, but my head still hurts a little."

What are you measuring?

If I actually take out the thermometer and measure my temperature, my public image will be completely ruined.

After mixing the yellow mud, Gu Yun spent some time rebuilding what Huang Xiaochu had just dismantled, preparing to use yellow mud to fill the gaps.

"Those who don't heed the advice of their elders will suffer the consequences."

Huang Xiaochu turned his head and spat out the tea leaves in his mouth, and continued, "Xiao Gu, you're wrong about that. The stove he built is bound to collapse."

"And another thing, you still left a chimney. That thing is useless. All the heat from the fire underneath escapes from the top."

She kept babbling on and on, and Gu Yun was getting annoyed: "Teacher Huang, why don't you go inside and rest for a while?"

"What do you mean? You think I'm annoying and you're going to kick me out?"

Huang Xiaochu frowned and said, "Hey, Xiao Gu, let me tell you, if you were my student and dared to talk to me like that just now, you would already have my ruler in your hand."

"No, no, no, you've misunderstood, Teacher Huang."

Gu Yun interrupted Chef Huang's rambling: "What I mean is, you're sitting here, spitting out tea leaves and talking all the time. Don't let me catch a cold from this."

Gu Yun was too lazy to talk about the behind-the-scenes dealings.

But Chef Huang is really annoying. Not only did he dig a hole to bury Gu Yun, but he also made sarcastic remarks in front of people!

Gu Yun was working diligently, while Chef Huang was giving him random pointers and making decisions based on seniority. Who could stand that?

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

Chef Huang choked and looked pale.

How could he not tell that Gu Yun was targeting him?

Huang Xiaochu sipped his tea to moisten his throat and continued talking. Gu Yun could listen or not, but he was disgusted by it: "Back when I was teaching at the Beijing Film Academy, as soon as I came out of the office, people in the classroom at the other end of the corridor would start saying, 'Teacher Huang is here!'"

"No one dares to talk to me like Xiao Gu does."

"Let me tell you, if I let my students come to our show, they will do whatever I say. If I say I need a shoulder massage, they will massage my shoulders."

"I told them to pour me tea, and they poured me tea. Who would dare act like that with Xiao Gu?"

Huang Xiaochu kept rambling on and on, and the worst part was that, not only did she keep talking, she also kept putting down Gu Yun.

"Yes, Teacher Huang is right."

While working, Gu Yun remarked casually, "Teacher Huang, this isn't a teacher, he's more like a rich man!"

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4!]

[Complaint Master ma: 48/200]

"Heh, you can do that—"

Huang Xiaochu had only laughed halfway through when he immediately realized something was wrong. He jumped up from his chair with a thud and hurriedly said, "What do you mean, 'Master Bai'? I'm a teacher, I was just giving an example!"

Chef Huang's heart is still pounding!

So close!

I almost fell into the trap Gu set!

If this part is cut out, it means that his father can't protect him anymore, and he'll never be able to stay in the entertainment industry.

"Wow, Teacher Huang, why are you jumping so high?"

Gu Yun looked up at Chef Huang with an innocent expression, as if the previous sentence had been said unintentionally: "You look healthier than me."

[Master of Rants +1]

Huang Xiaochu was speechless for a moment. He straightened his hair, glared at Gu Yun with a sidelong look, and said, "Don't you know why I jumped so high?"

"I broke a sweat while dismantling the stove, but I feel better now."

Chef Huang quickly changed the subject, finding an excuse for himself: "Oh dear, that kid Gu is so stubborn. I'm the cook, and he won't listen to me about how to set up the stove."

"His stove won't be usable later, so I'll set one up as a backup."

Huang Xiaochu said he would build it himself, but he didn't move at all. The bricks, stones and yellow mud he used were all brought over by Gu Yun.

He Ling carried a basket of firewood down the mountain, wiped the sweat from her brow, looked at the scene in the yard, and asked, "What's going on? Why did we need to build another stove when we could have just built one already?"

Before Gu Yun could speak, Huang Xiaochu preemptively said, "Gu doesn't listen to me. I told him that what he made wouldn't work, and he talked back to me."

"There's no other way, I have to take another one, otherwise we won't even be able to have lunch."

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When it comes to tying together interests and playing mind games, Chef Huang is truly unmatched.