A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 153 Gu Yun: An Epic Performance!

The three of them chatted for a long time and drank quite a bit of alcohol. Gu Yun took a taxi home.

"Hey~ what have you been doing? Your face is all red, how much did you drink?"

Wang Chu opened the door. Meng Ziyi had fallen asleep not long ago, he was too tired. Before going to sleep, Meng Ziyi told Wang Chu to sleep here tonight.

But Wang Chu still wanted to go back, thinking that she would go home when Gu Yun returned.

Ahem, it's not that I want to see Gu Yun, nor am I thinking about the gift.

I'm just worried that the security door isn't secure and that bad guys might break in and bully Sister Meng.

That's why I was thinking of waiting for Gu Yun to come back.

"Hiccup~"

Gu Yun was feeling dizzy. He didn't see the threshold when he entered and tripped, falling headfirst into Wang Chu's arms, landing safely: "Little Wang, hiccup, what are you doing in my house?"

"What do you mean 'your home'? This is Sister Meng's home!"

Wang Chu rolled her eyes at Gu Yun. This guy reeked of hotpot and alcohol; he smelled awful!

"It's so hot~"

Gu Yun tried to take off his down jacket, but Wang Chu slapped his hand away, saying, "If you're hot, fine, but why are you taking off my pants?!"

"You scoundrel!" Wang Chu snapped angrily. "Your true colors are revealed when you're drunk. See? You're just an unreliable lecher!"

My expectations seem to have vanished all at once, which is strange.

*smack*

Wang Chu helped Gu Yun to the sofa, then made a cup of honey water, intending to feed Gu Yun the water and leave later.

What am I really expecting?

Gu Yun is a lecherous scoundrel, a villain whose mind is only filled with vulgar thoughts.

Thinking about it, Wang Chu suddenly felt that the little mirrors Gu Yun had given him weren't so cute anymore.

"Phew, it's hot~"

Gu Yun slid off the sofa, half-knelt on the floor, and took off his down jacket, which he then carelessly tossed onto the floor.

Wang Chu looked at Gu Yun's flushed face. After his trip abroad, he seemed to have become even more handsome, but his frivolous actions did not match his face.

Wang Chu walked over and picked up Gu Yun's down jacket.

ba da~

With a crisp sound, a beautifully packaged box fell out of the left pocket of the down jacket.

Wang Chu frowned slightly, subconsciously picked it up, and was about to put it back, but when she held it in her hand, she noticed a sticky note on the box:

[TO: Xiao Wang]

"Is this for me?"

A glint flashed in Wang Chuxing's eyes. This guy hadn't forgotten his gift, but why didn't he give it to her sooner?

Upon opening the box, Wang Chu saw the gift in person. His previously tense face brightened, and his lips couldn't help but curve into a smile, like a sunny day after the rain.

The box contained several eyebrow pencils and lipsticks, each with a strange Madagascar penguin emoji sticker on it.

"How childish!"

Wang Chu gently touched the pattern and realized that it was not a sticker, but was laser-engraved.

Her eyes were gentle, and her voice was soft as water: "Why go through all that trouble? A sticker will do."

Although it was meant as a reprimand, the dimples on her face just wouldn't disappear.

Soo-so~

Wang Chu looked down and found that Gu Yun was tugging at her pants again—no, that's not right, it seemed like he was tugging at her thigh-high boots.

Gu Yun fumbled around for a while and finally grabbed the zipper of the boots.

"What is he going to do?"

Wang Chu realized that he had misunderstood Gu Yun. It seemed that Gu Yun wasn't trying to take off his pants, but rather—his shoes.

But why take off your shoes?

Who would take off someone else's shoes when they're drunk?

Wang Chu tried to struggle, attempting to pull his right leg out of Gu Yun's arms.

I tried hard, but couldn't pull it out.

Even with more effort, it still couldn't be pulled out. How could Gu Yun be so strong?

yah~

After much effort, Gu Yun finally managed to pull down the zipper, and after a bit of rubbing, the shoe fell off.

Wang Chu's small feet were thus exposed to the air.

She wore pink socks with kitten patterns, which looked very childish.

Sniff sniff~

Gu Yun twitched his nose and moved his face closer to Wang Chu's feet.

"Hey!"

Afraid of waking Meng Ziyi, Wang Chu lowered his voice to stop him, saying, "No! Gu Yun, what are you doing?"

She struggled desperately, but lost her balance and her foot landed directly on Gu Yun's face. She managed to stand by leaning on the coffee table.

But the durian box on the table was overturned, and the durians fell right next to Gu's head.

Gu Yun: Inhale like a whirlwind!

Three seconds later, Gu Yun slapped Wang Chu's foot away, revealing a victorious smile: "I told you, little Wang, your foot, burp~ really smells like durian~"

"ah!"

Wang Chu was furious and embarrassed. That wasn't her foot, nor did it resemble hers; it simply smelled like durian!

"It's all durian now, spraying milky perfume won't help, I should use deodorant, burp~"

Gu Yun was talking nonsense while drunk.

Enraged, Wang Chu, who had been about to pull her foot back, stepped on Gu Yun's face again: "I told you not to mention durian, I told you not to mention deodorant, now smell it again!"

Of course, while stepping on it, she didn't forget to clear away the durian to avoid interfering with Gu Yun's performance.

"Now you know my feet don't smell, right?"

A moment later, Wang Chu's face turned red, and his head was practically steaming!

For a person, being forced to do *that* with their legs is already incredibly disgusting!

It's still at Sister Meng's house. If Sister Meng sees us, who knows what kind of misunderstanding she might have?

"Hiccup~"

Gu Yun's eyes were glazed over, whether from savoring the memory or simply from being drunk, it was hard to tell. After a long while, he finally said, "You, hiccup, where did you buy this perfume? It's so high quality! I want to, hiccup~ take this endorsement!"

"Catch you, my foot!"

Wang Chu was frantic: "You don't even have perfume, yet you're going to endorse my feet? Shameless!"

Gu, this guy, how come his mouth is so annoying even when he's drunk!

Hate!

So annoying!

After bickering with the tipsy Gu Yun for a while, Wang Chu fed Gu Yun honey water when the water cooled down a bit, helped Gu Yun take off his shoes, and settled him on the sofa.

"It's not cold in the room, you can sleep here tonight."

Wang Chu entered the guest room, found a quilt, and draped it over Gu Yun.

Originally, she planned to leave, but now that Gu Yun is so drunk, she definitely can't leave.

Who knows if this mentally ill person might take advantage of being drunk to run into Sister Meng's room and actually smell someone else's feet.

Sasha~

Sasha~

Wang Chu couldn't sleep. He had stayed at Sister Meng's house before and had never had trouble sleeping.

But today—my feet feel numb, as if Gu Yun's hot breath is spraying on them.

"Ugh, so annoying!"

Wang Chu covered his head, his ten delicate, white toes curling inwards, feeling incredibly embarrassed.

After a long while, she finally peeked out from under the covers, completely convinced: "He wouldn't actually like—smelling athlete's foot, would he?"

On the living room sofa, Gu Yun opened his eyes. The faint scent of the girl still lingered in his nostrils. He grinned and said, "She smells quite nice~"

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