A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 157 Let's talk this out, what are you really thinking?

"Oh! No!"

Wang Anyu felt like dying. Your best friend is often the one who stabs you the deepest: "No! Please!"

"What? What?"

Jin Chen asked curiously.

Fan Chengcheng and Bai Jingting craned their necks, waiting for the next part.

Hu Xianxu nudged Wang Anyu: "Come on, Bro, just say it. If you keep it bottled up inside, it will only become your inner demon."

Wang Anyu glanced at Gu Yun, then covered her face, saying, "But I still feel so ashamed!"

Shen Teng joked, "An Yu, is there anything in this world that could make General Wang feel ashamed?"

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Gu Yun, who was sitting next to Shen Teng, suddenly lit up. He seemed to know what Wang Anyu was talking about.

But he didn't say it.

Song Yuqi told me about it, and judging from Lao Wang's expression, he seems to care about it quite a bit.

If Gu Yun were to reveal this, it could easily affect the friendship between Lao Wang and Song Yuqi, and he himself would easily become disliked.

"An Yu, just go ahead and do it."

Jia Bing grilled a plate of skewers and took out a new plate to grill: "You just glanced at Xiao Gu and your face turned so red."

"If you don't explain clearly, this misunderstanding will escalate into something much bigger, An Yu~"

"That's true!" Hu Xianxu said, "Bro, just say it. If you don't, everyone will misunderstand."

Hu Xianxu is not someone who lacks a sense of boundaries.

However, he had been hearing Wang Anyu talk about this every day recently, and he knew that his brother was a little obsessed.

That's why, in front of Gu Yun, she gave Wang Anyu a push to help him step out of the circle.

"Then I'll tell you."

Wang Anyu touched the back of her neck, pondered for a moment, gritted her teeth and stamped her foot, and said: "It's just that after filming the episode of 'Departure 2' with Xiao Gu, I felt that my looks were overshadowed by Xiao Gu."

"I always said that I was the best art student, representing the face of all art students in that year. It would be too embarrassing for them to lose to Xiao Gu."

Wang Anyu paused here, unable to bring herself to say the rest.

"Bro, why did you stop? You've only just begun; the real business is yet to come."

Hu Xianxu patted Wang Anyu on the shoulder and smiled.

"Oh, An Yu, you're really too concerned about that title. Everyone thinks you're joking about it."

Shen Teng's words seemed like a joke, but he was actually trying to relieve Wang Anyu's pressure. Nobody took it seriously; you just value that too much.

"The rest—cough, Xiao Hu, you tell us."

Brother Wang blushed so badly that he asked his good friend to speak for him.

"Then I'll tell you, Bro, if I say I hate you, you won't poison me tonight, will you?"

Hu Xianxu joked.

"No, you tell me."

"OK."

Hu Xianxu stood up from his chair, patted his bottom, and said with great emotion, "After we finished recording the show, An Yu couldn't sleep all night because of this."

The next day, we met up privately and had dinner together. I noticed he had dark circles under his eyes and asked him what happened.

An Yu said, "Hahaha—"

Before Hu Xianxu could finish speaking, he couldn't help but laugh: "An Yu said he's planning to order a coffin."

"I was completely terrified. I said, 'Bro, you're kidding me. It's broad daylight. Are you possessed by a ghost?'"

"Really, I thought something had happened to him and that he needed a coffin."

"Later I found out that he said he wanted to hold a retirement ceremony for his title of 'most handsome art exam candidate'."

"Then it will be permanently sealed away, hahaha~~"

When Hu Xianxu said this, everyone in the courtyard burst into laughter.

"No one else could do this, but An Yu could."

Shen Teng wiped away her tears: "Others don't have General Wang's brains, how could they possibly think of that?"

"No, An Yu, how did you come up with this whole retirement ceremony?"

Bai Jingting felt that he understood Wang Anyu quite well, since they both liked playing basketball: "Have you been watching too many basketball games? No, it's not true. I couldn't have come up with this idea even if I racked my brains."

Jin Chen covered his face and kept laughing. Wang Anyu was too crazy.

"When An Yu gets old and develops Alzheimer's, the people around him will think he's just joking around~"

Fan Chengcheng delivered the finishing blow.

"Hey, it's nothing, just a small thing."

Jia Bing laughed for a while before speaking: "Everyone knows Xiao Gu Shuai. This afternoon, he went to the airport to pick up me and Teng Ge. Goodness, in just a short while, several foreign girls came up to ask for our contact information."

"That charm is undeniable, so there's no pressure."

"That's true!"

While eating skewers, Shen Teng mumbled, "In just the time it took to get on the bus, Xiao Gu rejected seven or eight girls."

"Little Gu, I've never been that handsome. Tell me, what's it like?"

Shen Teng and Jia Bing took turns talking, changing the subject and helping Wang Anyu ease the awkwardness.

Gu Yun instantly understood, smoothed his hair, and feigned smugness: "Let's just say it this way, you wouldn't understand the world of handsome guys anyway~"

"Hahaha~"

Everyone burst into laughter, and Wang Anyu's embarrassment largely disappeared.

"You get all high and mighty just because I complimented you a couple of times? What if you were as handsome as I was when I was young? You'd be flying high!"

Shen Teng threw out another joke.

The atmosphere became lively.

Everyone ate grilled skewers, drank some wine, and chatted; the atmosphere was great.

"Thank you too, Xiao Gu."

Before everyone went back to their rooms to rest, Jin Chen found Gu Yun, told him about his somewhat sordid thoughts from before, and thanked him.

"Hey, what's the big deal?"

Gu Yun didn't take it to heart; in his eyes, Jin Chen's actions were trivial: "A gentleman judges by actions, not intentions. Sister Da Xi, don't overthink it."

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Gu Yun has encountered even more despicable things before.

Being framed by Li Yunrui, framed by the people behind Zhang Xincheng, and treated like a dog by Wang Hedi and his gang—that's truly disgusting.

Around 7 a.m., everyone was woken up to record the show, and they were all dozing off.

Shen Teng leaned on Gu Yun's shoulder, even taking a nap while walking.

"Everyone looks like they're still half asleep, so let's play a little game to perk them up."

Wang Hailong, harboring a wicked intention, had someone bring him a bowl of fish tea, a fermented mixture of rice, fresh fish, and yeast: "The loser will have to drink this fish tea to stay alert. Everyone can smell it first."

"Wow!"

Jia Bing was the first victim; he woke up after smelling it.

"Does it smell that strong?"

Hu Xianxu and Wang Anyu refused to believe it and became the second and third victims. After smelling it, they almost vomited.

"This flavor is even stronger than the lamb testicles I had in Iceland before!"

Hu Xianxu frowned, looking aggrieved.

"I'll testify!"

When Wang Anyu and Hu Xianxu were filming "Divas Hit the Road 5" together, he personally witnessed Hu Xianxu eating sheep testicles.

"Ugh, that smells awful!"

Jin Chen and Xiao Bai both suffered misfortune.

Finally, the plate was passed to Gu Yun and Shen Teng. The two exchanged a glance, and a mischievous idea began to form between them.

Shen Teng: "Xiao Gu, how about we go together?"