magic high school

Chapter 157 The Priest, Nun, and the Little Boy

Each time, his comedic abilities would leave Li Ge feeling completely bewildered.

Both of these abilities seem to be debuff-type abilities.

One is inherently evil, the other is God = 6 —

The first one forcibly imbues others with evil attributes, while the second one forcibly drags others' mathematical abilities down to the same level as its own.

As for Li Ge's math skills...

It's fair to say that after seventeen years of disuse, his math skills have completely deteriorated. He even feels that his math abilities are not as good as Little Lola's.

However, as Li Ge used the clown mask more and more, he always discovered a pattern: the abilities given by the clown mask were not given randomly, but rather like a strategy guide. In fact, the options it gave were all strategies that could help him pass the level, only the way to pass the level was different.

Having played for a while, Li Ge roughly understood the working principle of this treasure. It's like the clown mask was already anchored when it descended, selecting the unit in this world that was most likely to become its enemy at that time, and then creating several special abilities for it to choose from based on the unit's weaknesses.

In order to achieve the best results, one must be aware of who these abilities are aimed at and how to target them.

Although there may be some misunderstandings, this should be the general principle behind the mask; it's not random at all.

Li Ge is like Yuan Shao, possessing several different comedic abilities, similar to Tian Feng, Ju Shou, and Guo Tu respectively. He must choose one to implement. Of course, he might also follow Yuan Shao's example, suffering a crushing defeat at Guandu and committing suicide.

Okay, perhaps some enemies have just too many weaknesses, so let's randomly pick a few like these from those hundreds of weaknesses —

So, is the "God King Power" that I randomly obtained when I returned to my hometown telling me that I need at least the power of a God King to resolve the crisis in my hometown?

The Sea God King was an exception. The normal God Kings in the pool were things like Zeus, Yegezi, and Smoke Mirror. Does that mean the Joker Mask explicitly told him that only this level could possibly defeat the Heavenly Will?

Returning to the present, Li Ge ultimately chose "born evil." Although he didn't know what the point of forcibly imbuing someone with evil attributes—he couldn't possibly turn someone into a wicked hero overnight, could he?

However, the other main value, 6, is even more abstract, so Li Ge should choose to become a naturally evil little devil.

However, looking at the introduction to the monthly exam, which mentions purity, Eden, Paradise, and Heaven, he felt that forcibly imbuing others with evil might attract attacks from higher heavens.

If so, that would be a lot of fun.

After all, Abaddon was a mystic, and although he didn't really get along with other mystics, he was still a bit of a eccentric fellow.

"By the way, Li Ge, what kind of ability does your dad's Noble Phantasm have this time?" Yi Lian asked bluntly.

To be honest, he had been eyeing Li Ge's clown mask for a long time, but he couldn't replicate it. No matter how many times he tried, he couldn't make it. He even felt that the mask didn't seem like a treasure, but more like an ordinary item.

Although the abilities of that Noble Phantasm are always very abstract, when you review the game, you can always find that it's like a God-like guide, telling you where the problem is and that you just need to go in that direction.

He also seemed to think that if he had his own genuine Noble Phantasm, he could wreak havoc and become a superstar in the academy.

Li Ge: "————"

"No, Li Ge, say something! What kind of ability is it?" Valerie asked impatiently.

"Born evil, forcibly imbuing others and oneself with evil attributes—I don't know what use it is for yet—" Li Ge complained.

Others: —

"This ability seems more suited for those with a holy aura," Xiaoye added. "Those Judgment Knights have special attack spells targeting darkness and evil; this ability is only applicable to them. As for us—"

Everyone else turned their gaze to Valerie, the girl who looked like a primary school student. Of them, only Valerie possessed a rudimentary understanding of Holy Light, but—

"Stop, stop, stop! Although my ancestors were all paladins, I'm nowhere near that level! My ancestral holy light can only illuminate the area; I couldn't even kill the lowest-level skeleton if you threw it in front of me. That level of holy light would at most make the skeleton feel nauseous, like smelling something foul—"

"This thing doesn't work with me at all!" Valerie quickly waved her hand.

"As for my horse, that thing is more like a derivative of the light element. It's not so much similar to the holy light of the holy side, but it's completely unrelated."

Others: "————"

Well, for now, it's even harder to see what this thing is actually used for.

This time, however, no one complained. After all, they had all thought the treasure given to Li Ge by his parents was abstract before, but they had all been proven wrong. So this time, they learned their lesson and stopped making predictions. Instead, they watched quietly, with a sense of "I want to see how this thing is used."

At the same time, it seems that the time the school gave them to adjust has come to an end.

A flash of white light, and they were transported to another world.

The sunshine, the beach, and the sea of ​​flowers—the unexpected scene left the group of elementary school students stunned.

The little crabs were digging holes in the ground, and beyond the beach stretched a sea of ​​flowers and a road that looked like something out of a fairy tale. Even the few people who had seen the world were stunned by this scene.

Everything was so beautiful it seemed unreal.

Behind them was a small boat, which seemed to be the one that had brought them here.

"Welcome to Gensokyo, children." A tall nun approached the group. Although she was draped in religious robes, the form-fitting garments stretched taut over her chest and hips—

So tall! So big!

This was their first reaction.

When the nun came before them, it was as if they were seeing a tower. Although they were only eleven years old, Li Ge felt that he was not even as long as the nun's tight thighs.

Conservatively estimated, his height is over 2.7 meters, possibly even approaching 3 meters.

"The children seem very scared. But this is Gensokyo, your future home and hometown. Here you will not have to suffer from hunger or cold, you will not have to go hungry or sick. You only need to devoutly believe in the Lord, worship the Lord, and complete the church's gospel and lessons, and you will pass the test smoothly—" The tall nun smiled, her long golden hair cascading down her headdress.

"Come with me, I'll take you to change your clothes first, and then you'll receive prayers." After the nun finished speaking, she turned around, revealing her muscular, round, and exaggerated buttocks.

Several people: "————"

Something's not right, nine out of ten things are wrong.

"Oh my, Sister Sister, are there any other people in Gensokyo?" Li Ge asked immediately. Although this eight-foot-tall nun was quite suspicious, Li Ge still pretended to be a young elementary school student, preparing to extract some information.

After all, these terms combined are just too familiar.

A tall nun, a little boy, a church, worship service —

In his past life, he had heard some Amiruko recount just how outrageous the churches there were. Because adultery and insulting girls were disrespectful to the Lord, the priest set his sights on Mizuko. Anyway, the doctrine didn't say that Mizuko disrespected the Lord, so if it didn't say so, she wasn't guilty!

Upon hearing this story, Li Ge couldn't hold back her tears. It's actually quite simple: because the doctrine doesn't say that groin is sinful, groin is the most popular feature in the church.

Furthermore, many priests became priests by selling their bodies in their youth, so once they gained power, due to their psychological abnormalities, they might be even more cruel, twisted, and brutal towards young boys than their predecessors.

In an instant, Li Ge thought of such a filthy place; it was truly hellish, but he couldn't help but think of it that way.

The eight-foot-tall nun stopped in her tracks and then said, "I see. In Gensokyo, there is also a priest and many nuns like me."

The nun's smile deepened: "Of course. There are many children just like you."

"You must all be good children, especially listen to the priest and the nuns! Understand?"

Even though the nun was very tall and strong, her smile at that moment had a bright and sunny feel to it.

However, Li Ge couldn't hold back any longer.

Paradise, priest, nun, little boy —

He could even picture what would happen next with his eyes closed. And another thing, damn it, he was the only pure boy in his team!

Generous crab gift!

Could it be that Abaddon really designed the world based on this hellish joke, and now, because he fed him Akashi, he's going to feed him Akashi in return?

No one can be left behind, right?

Li Ge suspected that Abaddon was targeting him. He must have known he would turn into a little boy, so he devised this hell specifically for little boys with such a twisted sense of humor. Seriously, how could Abaddon be so evil!

Just as Li Ge was about to break down, the little girl Xiao Ye asked directly, "Sister, are prayers and schoolwork difficult? And where do we go after we finish prayers and schoolwork?"

The smiling nun seemed to freeze for a moment, but still said, "The worship and studies are quite easy. As long as you maintain your purity and faith in the Lord, you will pass smoothly. As for where you will go—"

"Pure children will ascend to heaven, becoming little angels and choir members by the Lord's side, serving Him forever," she said, forcing a smile once more.

"What about the impure child?" Li Ge had clearly grasped the problem in the question.

"Impure children, then you must receive more baptisms and lessons until you become pure." The eight-foot-tall nun smiled, seemingly wanting to reach out her hand, which was even bigger than Li Ge's head, to touch him.

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