Under One Person: The Taoist Priest Descends the Mountain

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Bang bang bang!

There was a knock on the door outside.

"Xia He! Are you there?"

Cheng Mo looked towards the door: "Should I open the door?"

Xia He pouted and shook her head: "Forget it, that's enough, let's go."

Cheng Mo suddenly leaned closer: "How about we play?"

Xia He asked curiously, "What are we playing?"

Cheng Mo leaned close to her ear: "So it is, and so it is."

Xia He's eyes grew brighter and brighter, and finally she nodded vigorously, "Okay, okay!"

……

Two young men in their early twenties stood outside the courtyard gate.

The tall one is called Er Gou (Second Dog), and the short one is called San Lai Zi (Third Lai Zi).

Er Gou peered through the crack in the door: "Why is it so quiet? Could it be something's wrong?"

Sanlaizi shoved him aside: "Get out of the way, I'll do it."

He pressed his head against the door—

crunch~

The door opened.

Sanlaizi lost his balance and stumbled in, falling flat on his face.

"Ouch, what the hell!" he grimaced, lying on the ground. "Why didn't you say anything when you opened the door..."

Looking up, the courtyard was empty; there wasn't a soul in sight.

Sanlaizi was stunned.

Er Gou stood outside the door, laughing so hard he couldn't stand up straight: "Hahahaha! You're such a coward! You fell flat on your face!"

Sanlaizi got up, feeling a bit chilly, and shrank his neck: "Stop laughing, there's no one in this house."

Er Gou stopped laughing and peered inside: "How could that be? My mom saw Xia He go in with a strange man with her own eyes."

He stepped over the threshold and into the courtyard: "Xia He, don't hide, I saw everything..."

Before the words were finished—

The surrounding scenery suddenly changed.

The once bright main room suddenly darkened, the walls were covered with mold, and the roof tiles were missing several holes, through which sunlight shone, casting dappled shadows on the floor.

Er Gou froze on the spot, his voice trembling: "San...San Laizi?"

No one responded.

He started to panic and ran a few steps forward, but the surroundings were still shrouded in a gray haze.

"What the hell is this place?!" Er Gou's voice trembled.

……

At that moment, Sanlaizi was standing less than two meters away from him.

Three-Leprosy saw a completely different scene—

Er Gou stepped over the threshold and then disappeared.

Not only are the people gone, but even the door is gone.

What should have been the entrance is now a wall, with a faded portrait hanging on it. In the black and white photo, an old woman is smiling at him.

Three leper's legs went weak.

He slowly backed away, until he reached a corner, squatted down, buried his head in his hands, and muttered, "Fake, fake, fake...it's all fake..."

Just then, he heard a sound behind him, very soft and slow, approaching little by little.

Three leper suddenly turned around—

There was nothing there.

But he clearly heard footsteps.

The footsteps lingered around him, sometimes near, sometimes far, and sometimes they would stop, as if they were looking him up and down.

Sanlaizi's hair stood on end, and he curled up into a ball, not daring to breathe loudly.

The situation isn't much better for Er Gou's side.

He wandered around that dilapidated house several times, but still couldn't find the exit.

He clearly remembered that the small, crooked table on the wall was on the other side just now, but now it suddenly appeared in front of him.

The corner that was just empty a moment ago now has a figure.

The figure had its back to him, squatting there motionless.

Er Gou swallowed hard: "Who?"

There was no movement from the figure.

Er Gou slowly backed away.

The figure slowly turned its head—

Er Gou recognized him...it was San Laizi!

But that face was deathly pale, its eyes were staring straight at him, and a strange smile was playing on its lips.

"Er Gou..." the figure spoke, his voice hoarse and inhuman, "What are you doing here?"

Er Gou screamed and turned to run away.

He ran and ran, for a very long time, but he could never escape that house.

……

Actually.

The two of them just kept spinning in place.

Er Gou ran around the table again and again, shouting "Help!" and "Don't come any closer!"

Sanlaizi squatted in the corner, holding his head, trembling all over.

The distance between the two never exceeded two meters.

When Er Gou ran past San Laizi, San Laizi looked up at him and then continued to tremble.

Er Gou glanced at San Laizi, then ran even faster.

Xia He stood on the roof beam, laughing so hard she was shaking.

Cheng Mo just looked at the two guys below.

When the runner got tired, he started walking, muttering to himself, "Who am I? Where am I?"

The person squatting in the corner got numb, so they changed their position and continued squatting, muttering "fake, fake."

A while later...

The runner finally couldn't run anymore and leaned against the wall, panting.

Even the person who was squatting in the corner couldn't squat any longer, so they plopped down on the ground.

The two were two meters apart, one panting and the other lost in thought, neither noticing the other.

Cheng Mo snapped his fingers.

A light suddenly appeared in front of the two of them.

Behind the light was a hole.

The two of them grabbed at a straw and rushed out.

"ah--!!!"

Pfft!Pfft!

The two of them fell directly into the latrine.

The pit has dried up, and there's not much material left, but the smell is still there.

The two struggled and screamed in the pit.

"Holy crap! A latrine!"

"vomit……"

After finally managing to climb out, the two of them were covered in dried poop and ran out in a panic.

"A ghost!!!"

"There's a ghost!!!"

The two rushed out of the house one after the other, without looking back, running faster than rabbits.

"A ghost!!!"

"There's a ghost!!!"

The two rushed out of the house one after the other, without looking back, running faster than rabbits.

……

Xia He leaned on Cheng Mo's shoulder, laughing so hard she couldn't straighten up.

She laughed for a while before calming down, wiping her eyes: "Let's go, little Taoist priest, I'm so happy today, I'll treat you to a big meal."

The two of them leisurely went out the door.

Xia He took out her key and locked the door.

It was as if nothing had happened.

……

Village entrance.

Er Gou and San Laizi stood there, describing their experience to several villagers.

"It's true! We saw it with our own eyes!"

"That house is definitely haunted! You can't see anything as soon as you go in!"

"I've been wandering around inside for ages, and I just can't get out!"

The two were talking so animatedly that spittle flew everywhere, leaving the people around them stunned.

Just then, Xia He and Cheng Mo walked out of the village.

Er Gou and San Lai Zi both shut up at the same time, staring wide-eyed at the two men.

A young man next to her was about to greet her: "Xia He, long time no see..."

Before he could finish speaking, Er Gou covered his mouth.

The three lepers pounced on the man at the same time and grabbed him around the waist.

"Mmmmmm!"

The guy had his mouth covered and struggled desperately.

They only let go of Xia He and Cheng Mo's hands after they had walked away.

The man plopped down on the ground, his face turning green.

The stuff on Er Gou's hands just now... was dried poop from the latrine.

The taste was poured directly into his mouth.

His stomach churned, and he opened his mouth to vomit—

"vomit!!!"

Er Gou was still howling, "Why did you call her?! She's a female ghost!"

Sanlaizi was also trembling: "And that man, he's definitely a ghost too! Both of them are ghosts!"

The people next to them looked at the three of them and silently took two steps back.

That smell was just too overpowering.

……

In the town.

Xia He had a constant smile on her lips, and she walked with a confident stride.

After walking for a while, she suddenly remembered something: "Hey, we just attacked ordinary people, right? No one will be able to find out, will they?"

Cheng Mo walked slowly with his hands in his pockets: "Who would know this place?"

Xia He thought about it and agreed.

How could someone who can travel to any place possibly come from such a remote and impoverished area?

Her mood improved again, and she pulled Cheng Mo into a small shop.

The shop is small, with only five or six tables, but it's kept quite clean.

Several signs hung on the wall, listing the featured dishes.

Xia He found a seat and called out to the owner, "Boss, one order of Yicheng braised eel, one order of Xiangyang braised pork hock, one order of Sanpiwa (a type of braised pork belly), and one order of stir-fried shredded bean curd with cured pork."

The boss responded and went into the kitchen to get busy.