I'm a professional villain actor; my fans are begging me not to kill them.
Chapter 35 Uncle Lin Dong Starts Business
"Have you heard? There's a guy called Uncle Lin Dong who's really good at scaring kids."
"Really? Where is it? Do you have a contact number?"
"I need your contact information urgently."
Parents of kindergarten children face countless hardships and struggles. It's so difficult because children at this age are usually very active and playful, yet they don't understand reasoning.
Parents have tried everything – threats and bribes – but the results have been minimal. The children are just young, not stupid; scare them with their parents and grandparents is simply not going to work.
The old stories about human traffickers and monsters have gradually lost their effectiveness as they've been repeated many times. Parents urgently need a fresh and effective way to scare their children.
They were thrilled when they heard someone say that an Uncle Lin Dong was particularly effective at scaring children.
Savior!
This is the nickname parents gave Uncle Lin Dong. He's a force to be reckoned with in kindergartens, stopping children from crying. What else could he be but a savior?
The comments section was buzzing with activity as parents tried to contact Baiye.
Bai Ye was a little confused. He couldn't take on this job. Sunshine Kindergarten only had a small number of students, and only a minority of them were disobedient. Moreover, they weren't disobedient every day. He could basically handle it by making a few phone calls.
But now, there are tens of thousands of comments in the comment section. Even if you chop him into mincemeat, you still can't beat them all!
But he really wanted to earn those points. Bai Ye scratched his head and turned to Wu Zhan for help.
Wu Zhan looked at him like he was an idiot: "Who told you to call them one by one?"
"I'm definitely not going to the event!"
"...Is killing all you can think about?"
Bai Ye said embarrassedly, "Not entirely."
Wu Zhan was speechless. "First, get your account verified, then post a video. Leave some blank space for parents to fill in. How can a kid tell the difference between a funny video and a real phone call?"
Bai Ye suddenly realized what was going on, and then asked, "How do I get certified?"
Wu Zhan paused for a moment, then sighed and said, "Bottom right corner—Me—Settings—Account and Security—Apply for official verification..."
Under Wu Zhan's guidance, Bai Ye completed the personal verification of his Douyin account.
"You should find an assistant," Wu Zhan said earnestly.
Damn it, he's a director, and Bai Ye even has to ask him for his verified account information, treating him like an assistant.
"Definitely, definitely."
Bai Ye readily agreed, then asked, "Um, how do we shoot the video?"
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, then Wu Zhan decisively said, "Goodbye!"
"The kindergarten is having a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow."
The white night is quiet and still.
Wu Zhanzhen's hand, which was about to hang up the phone, froze. It was Wu Xiaoyue's child's parent-teacher conference; only those who attended knew the details.
Don't let her well-behaved behavior at home fool you; she's a complete lawless tyrant at school.
Bold yet meticulous, carefree, loves to eat, and often gets other children into causing trouble—he's practically the "bad student" in the eyes of kindergarten teachers.
Every time there's a parent-teacher meeting, the parents pass the buck, and neither of them wants to go.
Is Bai Ye going?
Great.
Wu Zhan was overjoyed: "Ahem, look at what you're saying. It's just shooting a video. Here's what you'll do: first ask the parents in the group about their biggest concerns. I'll have the scriptwriter write a script, and tomorrow the cameraman will shoot it for you, and the editor will edit it."
Bai Ye nodded repeatedly, "Director Wu is the most professional."
"My parent-teacher conference?"
"Leave it to me!"
"It's a deal!"
Wu Zhan was afraid that Bai Ye would change her mind, so he hung up the phone immediately.
The crew was readily available, so filming a few videos wouldn't take much effort at all. Why not make use of them? This could replace a parent-teacher conference, and Wu Zhan couldn't be happier.
Wu Zhan turned to his wife and boasted, "Honey, someone went to the parent-teacher meeting!"
"That's great! You're awesome!"
The couple had been suffering greatly, and Bai Ye's willingness to go was like a god descending to earth.
"Dear parents, I've been getting more and more people contacting me lately asking me to scare their kids. I'm planning to record a few videos pretending to make phone calls. If you have any common questions, please send them to me. Thank you."
The parents' group chat for Sunshine Kindergarten instantly erupted in excitement.
"Very good!"
"I'm worried about what to do when my child is disobedient during the day. Mr. Lin is also busy during the day, and I'm afraid of bothering you."
"It's Mr. Bai."
"Okay, they're all the same," a parent said bluntly.
Bai Ye burst into tears. How could they be the same? They don't even have the same surname!
Parents actively participated and provided feedback, reporting all sorts of problems: not sleeping, not brushing teeth, not washing faces or feet, secretly eating candy, watching TV, etc.
The next day, Bai Ye, who had no scenes to film, arrived early for the "Blood-Red Settlement" production team. Wu Zhan asked the screenwriter to write a few lines of script for him.
Makeup, changing clothes, everything's ready, let's start filming.
At Wu Zhan's suggestion, Bai Ye put on a white coat, wore gold-rimmed glasses, and held a needle as thick as an arm in his hand.
With both the "Sinful Aura" and "Kindergarten Killer" abilities activated, Bai Ye, dressed in a white coat, doesn't look like a doctor at all; instead, he looks like a super pervert who uses children for human experiments.
"Tsk tsk tsk!" Yang Jingjing circled Bai Ye a few times, clicking her tongue in amazement.
"That's really bad."
"What child could withstand such intimidation?"
"I have a feeling that when you get old, Bai Ye, you'll get beaten up by young people on the street."
"It's a childhood trauma; I was terrified of needles when I was little."
"This outfit is a complete waste on you."
With the white coat and large syringe, plus Bai Ye's aura that could soothe even a child's crying, the combined effect was so strong that it was hard for any child to withstand such intimidation.
The production team was very professional, filming and editing on the same day. Coincidentally, Bai Ye's personal account had also been approved, and with the gold badge attached, her number of followers increased significantly. The account looked quite professional, almost like a celebrity.
"Yesterday, many fans wanted to add me as a contact to educate their disobedient children. After careful consideration, I decided to meet everyone's needs by recording videos."
The first video's theme is: Kids not sleeping well~ Please use it as needed. Friendly reminder: the video is only a supplementary tool; parents should still guide their children.
As soon as the video was released, the parents who had been waiting for a long time clicked on it immediately.
The familiar WeChat phone ringtone, the white coats, the large syringes, and the white night—it sends chills down parents' spines.
"Give it a try?"
A parent, seeing his son refusing to sleep no matter what, decided to try anything as a last resort.
"Give it a try!"
The parents pretended for a long time, then threatened to call the murderer Uncle Lin Dong.
The child was fearless when making the phone call.
As soon as Bai Ye appeared, the child burst into tears.
It really works!
As more and more parents who have tried the product share their "buyer's show" photos, the white coat look of Baiye quickly became popular among parents.
Baiye Douyin's fan count has also been growing steadily, and is about to approach the 20 mark.
This number is nothing compared to Fu Ziang's more than ten million, but it's already quite good. Yang Jingjing is at this level, and Hu Andi and others only have a million fans.
In any case, 20 followers signifies that Bai Ye has successfully started her career on Douyin, and she will likely get more acting roles in the future.
and many more!
Scenes?
Bai Ye slapped his head in frustration. Damn it, he finally remembered what he was supposed to do with scrolling through Douyin yesterday: he was looking for a job!
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