Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

Chapter 124 Shen Daniu'er is very principled when it comes to his niece.

Backstage at the UFC, Fucha Fugui looked exhausted, radiating an air of premature aging.

A slightly younger rat spirit, holding a pair of scissors, said hesitantly, "Master Fugui, do we really want to cut it off?"

"What else can we do?" Fu Gui'er looked utterly hopeless.

If they hadn't surrendered so quickly, damn it, they might have been beaten to a pulp by that son of a bitch Shen Daniu.

These people live for appearances.

If we can win, that would be the best outcome.

If you can't win, you have to surrender.

We can't afford to lose.

As for why, the ancestral laws cannot be abandoned.

After adjusting his mindset, Fugui picked up the scissors and cut the dog's tail clean.

After adjusting my breathing and clearing my throat, I felt pretty good.

As the curtain rises, Fugui greets the sea of ​​red with the utmost enthusiasm.

With a wave of his hand, he proudly declared, "We sing 'The East Is Red,' standing up as masters of our own destiny!"

"We tell the story of spring, how reform and opening up made us rich."

The song "Towards a New Era" didn't resonate deeply with the foreigners present.

I felt that the people on stage sang with great passion, although it wasn't as lively as the dragon and lion dances, and all of them were bald, but I still applauded politely.

The feeling of Liu Zi, who came specifically to support Shen Mo, is completely different from that of the paparazzi in China.

At this moment, Shen Danu was absolutely dazzling and radiant.

Even when he was having an affair with Anne Hathaway, it didn't excite them this much.

They instantly joined the foreigners in applause, cheering and jumping for joy.

Some people even stood on stools and started singing along to the melody.

Especially for those who left behind children, who among them wasn't scammed by these cunning individuals when they first arrived?

Their perception of the news reports on "WhySoSerious?" is completely different from that of foreigners.

Single-handedly, he beat these people to a pulp. Foreigners would only think that Shen Mo was a thug, a devil, a madman.

Liu Zi felt that this was fucking awesome and cathartic.

I came to support Shen Mo because of this, but I didn't expect there to be such a pleasant surprise.

The highest level of revenge is not to physically destroy the enemy, but to inflict spiritual humiliation.

At that moment, Khagan Jieli danced for Emperor Taizong of Tang.

Singing and dancing at this very moment.

The locals had never seen anything like this before. The influx of onlookers almost brought AcFun's servers to a standstill.

Since A-site started broadcasting UFC content, the viewership has remained lukewarm.

After all, mixed martial arts is still a niche sport. The only time it broke into the mainstream was Shen Mo's UFC China exhibition match.

Seeing that Shen Mo participated in UFC again, even as a guest, these cuties still wanted to see him.

What if Shen Danu gets carried away and ends up rolling around with a contestant? That would be quite a sight!

I didn't expect them to hit me with such a big surprise right from the start.

Bai Dana now has only one simple thought: he wants to kowtow to Shen Daniu.

All that hard work getting a bunch of muscular guys to fight like their lives depended on a single song from someone else.

Regardless of what these people were thinking, the blond-haired man was now looking at Ivanka with a wistful expression, feeling quite melancholy.

What does it matter now?

Let each person have their own opinion.

Shen Mo noticed the golden retriever's gaze, quickly withdrew his hand, and gave an awkward smile.

"Um... have you prepared the things for the sworn brotherhood ceremony? It should be time by now, right?"

When the giant turkey was led onto the ring, Shen Mo felt a bit of stomach acid.

This guy must weigh 60 or 70 pounds, and he must be about eight years old...

After bleeding this thing and drinking this chicken head wine, whether we can become sworn brothers is hard to say, but we'll definitely be full.

No matter what, the die is cast and the arrow has to be released.

Based on seniority, if you swear brotherhood, you're brothers; if not, you have to call him uncle.

In order not to live under someone else's roof, Shen Mo had to drink anything, from a bowl of chicken head wine to a little sweet water.

At the perfect moment, Shen Mo lit the paper money he had stolen from the feng shui shop, creating a solemn and dignified atmosphere.

The ancestral coins fluttering in the air instantly made these naive foreigners feel a mysterious power.

As for what mysterious force it was, it was probably just that the yellow paper was of poor quality and the impurities inside released black smoke when burned, which made people feel dizzy.

In a solemn and respectful atmosphere, the two men kowtowed to the ring.

This bow brings joy and a kindred spirit, while the peach blossoms smile upon the altar.

This bow expresses a grand ambition to protect the country and ensure its peace, and a determination to achieve great things and display outstanding talent.

This bow signifies unwavering loyalty and a vow to stand together through thick and thin, never to be separated.

This bow, unwavering through life and death, my spirit is strengthened by the heavens and the earth.

Shen Danu originally planned to stay in the Big Apple for a couple more days, but Warner couldn't wait for Shen Mo to return to the team.

They've already started preparing for the premiere of "The Dark Knight".

Shen Mo is now about to become a major force in promoting "The Dark Knight".

That phrase, "Why So Serious?", is already deeply intertwined with Shen Mo. Her current emotions are complicated; she's worried that Shen Mo has caused too much trouble lately and that his safety might be in danger.

And because he was flirting with that long-legged woman, and the media even photographed it, Tianxian Baobao wanted to throw a little tantrum at him.

The girl felt very awkward, but being in a foreign country, she had no one to consult.

As a last resort, Tianxianbao decided to consult with that damned Shen Daniu.

As soon as the call connected, Tianxianbaobao heard a crisp, crackling sound.

"Yaoji, what's wrong, Qianqian?"

Composing herself and adjusting her tone, Tianxian Baobao said casually, "I have a friend—"

"Oh right, you have a friend. Play your cards, you foreigners sweat a lot, you son of a bitch, stop shuffling around like that."

The celestial baby felt a surge of heat blowing on the top of her head and wanted to bite that bastard.

Doesn't he know what's going on outside? He's actually playing mahjong.

Thinking of her own desires, Fairy Baby decided to temporarily compromise.

After all, that bastard is quick-witted and full of tricks.

"I have a friend—the guy she likes is always messing around with some shady women, and she's really angry about it. But now he's in some danger, and she's worried about him. What should she do?"

"Damn it! You old black guy, you're not getting away, you have to pay up! Your friend's a bootlicker."

Lick the dog?

This son of a bitch actually called himself a simp?

How dare he call himself a simp when I, the dignified Liu Tianyi, am the one who is so amazing?

Is this little bastard trying to cause trouble?!

Did he discover something?

Tianxian Baby didn't say anything for a long time, and Shen Mo felt something was wrong.

He asked directly, "Are you in Hollywood?"

"Um"

Shen Mo brought the phone close to his mouth and said mysteriously, "Hurry up and come over."

"These foreigners are stupid and rich, and their card skills are terrible."

"Once you get here, we'll coordinate and kill you behind closed doors!"