Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

In a middle school in Beijing, Han Meimei, wearing her school uniform, has dark circles under her eyes.

She wasn't born with panda eyes; it's just that she's been staying up late these past two nights online fighting evil and protecting a lot of people, which has been exhausting.

That Zhen Zhibing named Shen Mo is absolutely despicable.

A bodyguard who doesn't repay the kindness of the goddess for her cultivation actually spreads rumors about her to climb the social ladder; it's utterly outrageous.

He was fired but still didn't behave himself and even dared to date.

Since there are already rumors, for the sake of the fairy, you, Shenmo, must live a lonely life until the end.

What's most infuriating is that you dare to call my brother Jay Chou "brother"?

Those lackeys of Cai Yilin, a bunch of scoundrels, no wonder my brother dumped your master.

Li Lei, Han Meimei's deskmate, nudged her arm and said, "Are you going online later? I want to watch 'Go Princess Go,' Jay Chou's new drama. I have to support it."

Both of them are fans of Jay Chou, and their positions overlap to some extent.

But the thought that the female lead of "Go Princess Go" was Zhang Tian'ai made her feel a little uncomfortable.

Hmph! A concubine.

"Okay, you go first after school and save me a computer."

After school, Han Meimei went to the internet cafe where she had arranged to meet Li Lei. When she found her deskmate, he was grinning like a lecherous lecher.

He glanced at the other people in the internet cafe and found that half of them were watching TV series, with expressions just as deadpan as Li Lei's.

A group of men.

Han Meimei also sat down in front of her computer, opened Potato, and found the webpage completely blank.

He nudged Li Lei with his elbow and said, "Why can't I open the potato?"

Li Lei, his eyes glued to the screen, said, "If the potato crashes, you can try Sohu... Damn it, Sohu crashed too."

The entire internet cafe was filled with shouting and cursing.

.......

Ye Weixin, holding a cup of coffee, and Zhen Zidan watched Shen Mo, who was putting on makeup, with great satisfaction.

Chang Wei, who had originally agreed to play the villain Tony, was unable to take the role due to scheduling conflicts.

Donnie Yen recommended Shen Mo to play Tony while he was masked.

Ye Weixin was always worried about whether Shen Mo, a newcomer, could handle Tony's crazy energy, since not everyone could beat him.

it's good now.

Whether someone is crazy or not is irrelevant; being a scumbag and hateful enough is enough.

Let's take some official photos first, and throw them into this storm to generate buzz for the movie.

Mainland guy, he's making excuses just to take a picture.

Ye Weixin directly increased the film fee to two million, and Shen Mo rode his bicycle over in the middle of the night to take photos.

After finishing her makeup, Shen Mo struck a cool pose for the camera, startling her assistant who was holding a light, causing the fill light to fall to the ground.

Good heavens! This guy really did eat children; netizens were right.

Ye Weixin and Donnie Yen were both stunned, then felt a chill run down their spines.

"Holy crap, isn't this going too far?"

"Damn it, looks like we need to redesign the moves. We need a whole bunch of people ganging up on this bastard to really get our revenge."

"Right, right, right! Danzi, you only have one action design: do whatever makes the audience enjoy watching this son of a bitch being beaten."

After taking the photos, Shen Mo had to rush to the next event.

I couldn't be bothered with those two Hong Kong guys; they weren't smiling like good people. If it weren't for the money, I wouldn't have come.

Ye Weixin and Zhen Zidan watched Shen Mo leave with smiles on their faces. Not long after he left, they heard a loud shout.

"Which son of a bitch stole my bicycle?!"

......

Shen Mo posted a blog about losing his bicycle, and then the blog crashed again.

On this day, after the potato crashed and the fox crashed, both of them recovered and their blogs crashed.

A row of vice presidents stood in front of Zhang Chaoyang. Zhang, who had just finished partying at a nightclub and was feeling great, suddenly went berserk after hearing his secretary's report.

"Why did it crash several times today?"

A Mediterranean-looking vice president swallowed hard and said, "The video website is a small business unit, just starting out, and the servers are too small."

"Then double it! I can't miss this opportunity!"

"Only ten episodes of 'Go Princess Go' have been uploaded. What are we going to do tomorrow?"

He cursed Shen Mo in his heart for being so cunning, actually using this trick of uploading ten episodes and then waiting for a higher price to sell them.

It snapped, and my hand hurt terribly.

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Chaoyang said with a stern face, "What should we do? Go talk to him, give him the best recommendation slot!"

"Our people over there in the potato region have told us that they're prepared to spend 100,000 yuan to buy the rights to 'Go Princess Go'."

"Damn it, this is truly going against the natural order."

Zhang Chaoyang's expression shifted between light and shadow.

"Go find him, 100,050."

We must keep "Go Princess Go" on our video website.

This is a battle we must win.

We need to capitalize on this wave of traffic!

Forget 105,000, let's make it 105,000.

At first, Shen Mo approached two websites, but neither was willing to pay. Nevertheless, he still uploaded "Go Princess Go".

It wasn't about charity, but rather a tactic that later became overused in short dramas.

First, I uploaded a card. Just when things were getting really suspenseful, I stopped showing it to you and told you to pay up.

He held a small hammer and pointed at the potato representative.

"Two hundred thousand, for the first time."

Two hundred thousand, the second time.

Two hundred thousand, for the third time.

I tapped the small hammer once.

"make a deal!

Congratulations to Potato for acquiring the online streaming rights to "Go Princess Go" for 200,000 per episode.

I will remove the resources from other websites within 24 hours.

After glancing at the representative of Sohu, Shen Mo spoke again.

"I will also check your website 24 hours a day to see if you have any resources for 'Go Princess Go'."

The representative of Souhu felt even more annoyed than if he had swallowed fly droppings after hearing Shen Mo's words.

After earning another million from "Flash Point," Shen Mo upgraded his equipment and bought a Mazda in Zhang Tian'ai's name.

He didn't know if Mazda was stuck in traffic, but his bicycle was definitely stolen.

Ever since he posted about his stolen bicycle online, online criminal gangs have been targeting it.

This has become a real-life version of Battle Royale.

It's just a bicycle; he can't really make a big deal out of it, and the government can't really get involved either.

I'm driving my Mazda now, and I have to go see someone. He's been waiting for me for so long, and he's been wronged for so long.

Seeing Jay Chou with his full beard, even the heartless Shen Mo couldn't help but feel a pang of sadness.

You've suffered.

Let's give each other a hug.

Then, in a dizzying rush, Jay Chou was lying on the ground.

"I taught you the Azure Water Sword Technique, but I left four openings."

"You bastard! When you taught me, you said it was Tai Chi swordplay."

He awkwardly rubbed his chin and said silently, "It's all the same, it's all the same."

Jay Chou got up from the ground and gave Da Ni, whose double chin had turned into a single chin, a wink.

Da Ni understood immediately.

Shen Mo clicked his tongue and then gave Da Ni a flirtatious wink.

"Da Ni looks quite good after losing weight."

Jay Chou grabbed Shen Mo's hand and pulled him out.

"Damn it, I can't take the criticism anymore, you have to step up and take the blame for me."