Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

Chapter 134 It's just a small award, it's a piece of cake.

When a person is complacent and self-satisfied, reality often slaps them in the face unexpectedly.

Han Sanping has been braving the winds of life all these years.

I thought of open and covert attacks, and of slander and abuse.

But he never expected that a piece of watermelon rind would almost kill him.

This kind of injury is so damn tricky, and it specifically targets the most vulnerable parts of middle-aged and elderly people like him.

He could face the clash of swords and the shadows with equanimity, and laugh it off.

However, it was Shen Daniu'er's piece of watermelon rind that truly broke down Zuo Shandiao's defenses.

Shen Mo jogged over and quickly helped Han Sanping, who was practicing yoga on the ground, to her feet.

Zuo Shandiao himself didn't know where to cover up, when that damn guy suddenly did a split in mid-air, a perfect split that everyone who saw it had to praise.

Old Deng, whose whole body ached, sprayed Shenmo for half an hour.

Shen Daniu felt wronged. It wasn't like he invited the old man over; he just stepped on a watermelon rind. Who could he blame?

Shen Danu'er simply stated the facts objectively and calmly, but unexpectedly, Lao Deng became more and more agitated and angry as he spoke.

From personal hygiene to the city's appearance, and finally to the fact that Ula Grassland receives foreign guests year-round, Shen Daniu'er is ruining the excellent situation for the opening ceremony.

In the end, even the neighborhood aunties were attracted by the old lamp's frantic shooting.

A group of small-footed detectives surrounded Shen Danu and launched a spiral spray.

This guy is really treating himself like a Manchu, it's too much of a bullying, it's absolutely outrageous.

He was eating watermelon in his own yard, throwing away the rinds, when he unexpectedly attracted such a disaster.

Do you really think your Ula grass has no roots?

The old ladies on the street were all her grandmother's disciples and grand-disciples.

He roared, "Smash the Swallow!"

"They've come knocking! Quickly, bring the old lady here!"

Upon hearing Shen Mo's words, the member who was clearly the leader of the small-footed detective team spat out a curse.

"Shen Daniu, you're really shameless."

"The old lady is almost ninety years old, and she still has to meddle in your trivial matters."

Even if an old lady comes, you still have to be reasonable with her.

Shen Daniu said angrily, "What exactly constitutes being reasonable?"

"Look at how badly Mr. Han has fallen!"

"It's just doing a split, it's no big deal."

After saying that, Shen Daniu did a split in mid-air and landed on the ground.

The group of detectives with small feet were stunned.

Holy crap, this young man has no sportsmanship! Holy crap, this young man is a hooligan!

The group of old ladies grumbled and called it a day, and Han Sanping felt he had nowhere to reason with them.

In the end, Shen Mo still tried to comfort Zuo Shandiao. Zuo Shandiao was already this old, and he had come to Shen Mo's door on his own initiative. He felt bad that Zuo Shandiao had fallen like this.

It wasn't because Han Sanping wanted to fight Shen Mo to the death; he was already talking nonsense in the end. Even if he couldn't touch Shen Daniu, he would still blacklist all the other actors in Wulacao.

Since the choice has been made to achieve harmony and prosperity, the ultimate question of when "John Wick 2" will be launched cannot be avoided.

Shen Mo could initially blame Warner, but now Jeremy is dragging his feet too.

This guy isn't here to discuss things with Shen Mo, he's here to see the farmhand.

The two of them had even divided up the hair styling areas, so what could Shen Mo say?

These ambitious second-in-commands are really impossible to deal with.

They'll stop at nothing to achieve good results.

Erpang Girl was arguing with the two old men on the side, mainly about Shen Daniu's expenses, which couldn't be bundled together and needed to be explained item by item.

Shen Mo felt that being the top leader was indeed not easy. Damn it, if he were considered an actor now, he would have to split the money 10/90 with Wula Cao.

Shen Danu is one, and Wula Cao is nine.

This ratio was only obtained after Shen Mo threw a tantrum; originally, it had nothing to do with him at all.

If he were the director, he could pocket all the director's fees.

As for the martial arts choreography team assembled by Shen Daniu, that had absolutely nothing to do with him.

The ambitious second-in-command, Erpang, waived the director's fee for "John Wick 2" but demanded double the lead actor's fee.

Shen Mo felt a pang of grievance; this person wasn't even planning to leave him a single penny of pocket money.

They continued to argue about "John Wick 2," and Shen Mo finally had time to deal with Nolan again.

"I'm not going to act anymore..."

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Pointing to the adorable baby fidgeting beside her, she continued, "Give her the role of the Dream Weaver, and you can keep the script."

Nolan opened his mouth, there were some things he couldn't say, but he still had to say: "We are friends, and I am willing to give Crystal the opportunity."

"But you're also a director, so you know that if a female character is just a pretty face, it's not necessarily a good thing for her."

"She might suffer a backlash."

Shen Mo understood Nolan's meaning, of course.

For an S-level production, the corresponding marketing and promotion will also be S-level.

If a celebrity is famous and has a large enough fan base, they can ride this wave to even greater heights of fame.

If your acting skills are good enough, you might be able to become a star overnight with just one movie. In fact, it can be a quick way to gain fame for someone who is unknown but has amazing acting skills.

Liu Qianqian is doing alright in China now, but to get a Hollywood S-level production like this, aside from being good-looking, everything else is insignificant.

Being good-looking is a cardinal sin. Although Liu Yifei got the role through connections, it's still unbearable that the media writes so many long articles about it.

Shen Mo could foresee that no matter how well "Inception" was made or how well it performed, countless people would criticize Liu Yifei's acting skills.

Why are we focusing all our attention on this one spot? Because the actress playing Tianxian Baobao is truly... indescribable.

To put it bluntly, the weakest link in a film is the one that gets the most backlash, and the larger the scale of its promotion.

Shen Daniu glanced at Tianxian Baobao, who was comforting the aggrieved dog, and then said nonchalantly, "I know what you mean. I'll find a way to solve it. I only have this one condition, so just tell me if you agree or not."

Gritting his teeth, Nolan recalled the grievances he had suffered recently and forced himself to say, "What's your idea?"

"Before 'John Wick 2' is in pre-production, I'll make her an award-winning film, at least get her a few no-name Best Actress awards at international film festivals."

Nolan opened his mouth, wondering if Shen Danu had overdone the splits earlier and was now experiencing insufficient blood supply to his brain.

Inception has just been greenlit, so there's plenty of time before it starts being promoted.

However, judging from what Jeff Reeves and that Chinese CEO Han said, filming for "John Wick 2" will start in about a month at most.

Shoot a movie in a month, and then win an award for Best Actress.

Did Shen Danu get kicked in the head by a donkey?

Furthermore, what exactly is meant by a "fake Best Actress" at an international film festival?

Even the wildest pheasant, the most worthless one, isn't something you can just take whenever you want.

What do you mean?