Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

"On the banks of the Mississippi River."

"There's a chubby boy named John."

"Every weekend, they dig up the dead members of their entire family?"

Why is that?

Looking at the three quiet people, Shen Mo felt that these people really had no sense of humor.

"Of course it's because..."

"The chubby boy is going to have a big meal with his family."

A sudden, abrupt laugh rang out.

Anne Hathaway, her face flushed, was so embarrassed she wanted to disappear.

Shen Mo had already spotted the American princess and gave her a thumbs up.

After apologizing to Nolan, Anne Hathaway lowered her head and hurriedly walked out.

With a thud, it slammed into the door frame again.

Shen Mo clicked his tongue. No wonder this woman could smash an IMAX camera on Nolan's set.

It is true that there is some cerebellar hypoplasia.

Nolan walked over and shook hands with Shen Mo.

"I've seen the roles you've played."

"Don't tease John like that."

"I think there might be some misunderstanding."

Film is an art of observing people, and as a master in this field, Nolan could certainly see that Silence wasn't a bad guy; he was just trying to mess with John.

He blinked. He wouldn't hit someone who was smiling, and besides, Shen Mo genuinely liked this person's movies.

"As agreed, round-trip travel expenses will be reimbursed."

Sometimes, intellectuals and slick, worldly-wise kids from the countryside really can't communicate.

Nodding, Nolan said confidently, "That's for sure. I believe you'll have a role in my movie."

After thinking about it, I realized that I was overthinking things by being invited to audition.

Having eaten a Big Mac and already half full, Shen Mo didn't want to make too much of a fuss.

"I guess I've been here today. I'm going back to my country tomorrow."

Nolan quickly waved his hand to interrupt Shen Mo and said, "Give me a few days. I need to confirm some things, and then we'll have a formal audition."

Since we're already here and have already taken a thousand dollars from them, we might as well wait a couple of days.

Nodding, Shen Mo left Nolan's studio.

John let out a long breath, like a deflated balloon.

He has decided that he will never again provoke these strange creatures.

"Nolan, send him away."

Nolan shook his head, a bold idea forming in his mind.

Even if this idea is crazy, it still stems from the idea of ​​redemption.

Nolan rubbed his temples and said wearily:

"I'm very worried about Heath Ledger's condition."

The words weren't explicitly stated, but John understood.

Since "Brokeback Mountain," Heath Ledger has been acting strangely. In preparation for playing the Joker in "The Dark Knight," he locked himself in a hotel for a month.

John was genuinely afraid Heath Ledger would go insane, but right now, was there anyone else a good candidate besides him?

Suddenly another lunatic appeared; I guess Nolan has something on his mind.

"But he's Asian, and movie fans will never tolerate a yellow-skinned clown."

Looking out the window at Shen Mo's swaggering gait and his maniacal behavior of kissing US dollars, Nolan murmured:

"Let's take another look and see if there's any surprise."

Anne Hathaway spent a long time calming herself down in the car, feeling like she had made a huge fool of herself that day.

Then Shen Mo's face kept appearing in her mind, a forbidden feeling that made her shiver.

He was driving in a daze and almost hit someone.

The man put down the turban, revealing Shen Mo's smiling face.

"ah!!!!!!!"

......

Shen Mo sat in Anne Hathaway's car, constantly checking the windshield.

Seeing his strange movements, Anne Hathaway chuckled and asked, "What are you looking at?"

"I'm watching to see if your soprano voice has shattered the glass."

Upon hearing Shen Mo's words, the beautiful woman was taken aback at first, then burst out laughing.

This beautiful girl has such a low threshold for laughter.

Shen Mo extended his hand and shook hands with Annie.

"Silence, from China."

Then he said directly, "You don't need to introduce yourself, I know you, Annie."

Anne Hathaway felt a little proud when she heard that someone from China recognized her.

Then Shen Mo added, "She's been named America's least popular actress for two consecutive years."

Seeing the beautiful girl's embarrassment, Shen Mo burst into laughter.

Anne smiled wryly as well.

"Your English is really good."

"I practiced this when I was a snakehead."

The sudden stop almost made Shen Mo vomit up the giant behemoth.

Shen Danu felt that none of the people he met today knew what a joke was.

Looking ahead, I realized that this woman had hit someone else's car.

Accord...

Damn, this is a hassle.

Anne Hathaway was also a little flustered, but she still tried to remain calm and put on the air of a host.

"Shen, don't be nervous, I'll handle it."

As soon as she unbuckled her seatbelt and placed her hand on the door handle, she felt a burst of hot air on her face.

Shen Mo fastened her seatbelt again, then straddled her and closed the car door tightly.

He gestured with his eyes to the two young black men who got out of the car in front of him; their pants were hanging down to their knees.

Annie understood Shen Mo's intention, but why was this bastard's hand still grabbing her?

Shen Mo awkwardly sat back down in his seat.

Damn, those foreigners are just so well-developed.

The car window was rolled down a crack.

"I am willing to compensate you."

The black guy with a mouthful of gold teeth snorted loudly.

"Bro! He's a celebrity."

Which celebrity?

"Anne Hathaway!"

"It was that bitch!"

Hearing their conversation, Anne Hathaway's eyes reddened. She didn't know what she had done wrong that these people didn't like her.

Before Anne Hathaway could speak, the two bros outside the car started rapping again.

"He also brought a yellow-skinned monkey."

"She's a whore, so naturally she has special fetishes."

Shen Mo, who was happily watching the spectacle, looked completely bewildered.

Whether you're related or not, class distinctions exist; no wonder these Black people are discriminated against.

Deserve it.

Shen Mo unbuckled his seatbelt and was about to get out, and this time it was Anne Hathaway's turn to ride him.

The beautiful girl looked worried and said, "Don't go out, these people are not to be trifled with."

Anne Hathaway, her face burning hot, quickly scrambled off Shen Mo.

"Is your lawyer awesome?"

Anne Hathaway nodded subconsciously.

Shen Mo then stepped directly out of the car.

The beautiful girl was stunned; this person...

What the hell!

Wow!

This move is more difficult.

The trunk is so small, yet it can fit two people.

Why does Shen Mo have two extra wallets in his hand?

The movements were so practiced: taking the money, burning the ID, throwing away the wallet...

Upon seeing what Shen Mo pulled out of the back seat, Annie disregarded everything else, rolled down the car window, and shouted.

"asshole!"

"You can't take the gun!"

"Holy crap!"

"You can't take the flour either!"

"No need to silence them! No need to silence them!"

"If someone commits murder, even my lawyer can't handle it."